Mr. Hickey

Express 6-2

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69 Gladiators 70 Lynx 71 Watchmen 72 Wild

4-2 Gladiators

Some might be wondering, what has happened to Joseph Roy III? The Saskatoon forward had only 3 points through the first 5 games, a number that is pathetic by VHLM standards. Roy fresh of back to back games with a goal, (4 points in his last 2) spoke with the media today about his early season struggles. "Well you see, Jardy is a bitch and thought it would be funny to push me down a flight of stairs right before the season started, I was playing with an ankle sprain and a hairline fracture in my wrist." Jardy is a head executive in the VHL, and is indeed a bitch. When asked about how the injury effected him Roy replied, "Well it felt like someone got on STHS and played with my stats a bit, dropped my Puck Handling and Skating to 40. It's much better now though, It's pretty miraculous. Maybe Jardy will let me replay my first 5 games."

Damn. We need to win these.

Great game! First Goal!

Yeah, I'm sorry man. I misread.

why are you gonna get so uptight about it? do you just like to bitch?

In the sim my PH and Skating are 40. Should be 70, I had wondered why my player was so bad. I hope it gets fixed.

Man, I must be extremely unlucky. Great bounceback regardless.

Damn! We need to win games like this.

66 Reign 67 Americans 68 Titans 70 Bears

Wranglers 4-0

I'll do one 4 free

good win. my guy sucks though

33 Outlaws 34 Wild 35 Watchmen 36 Rush

Sweet!

Great Win! Luv you guys.

Rush (5) - Watchmen (3)

This is bullshit!!! Jardy lied to us! I want him banned now!

Sweet!!!

The past week, has been extremely hectic, yet exciting for one Joseph Roy III. Roy was drafted by the Bern Royals on tuesday night in the VHLM dispersal draft, only to be shipped out to Saskatoon by the next Monday. Because the Royals looked like they were in no position to do any competing this season and because Roy is a young active player with a will to win Roy had nothing but nice things to say about the Bern GM Monday. "Mr. Zoidberg is a great man. He picked me because he believed i was the best player, and traded me when i voiced my intentions. He could've shopped me around for longer, and I might have spent have spent half of the season on a bottom half team, but he found me a contender quick, for that I say thank you to him. The Saskatoon Wild open their season on Tuesday.

Cool, thank you jaladolar for trading me to a contender. Will be a good season!