OrbitingDeath

Pan Daffleck - an scouting report We all have heard the backstory of Pan Daffleck, and we all know how the Red Panda ended up becoming a hockey player, but after signing with the Saskatoon Wild, he did not appear on the ice yet, as neither the general manager nor his assistant had any idea what the panda could do on the ice. They decided to have him run an entire day of practice drills instead, hoping they could figure out what his good and his bad points are so they can utilize it for future games for the wild. So after an initial day of playing in front of the scouts, they have to conclude the results seem very disappointing, but to not burn Pan fully to the ground, let’s first look at some of the positives. - Able to tie his own skates Every step on the ice starts with you tying down your skates to make sure you can stand on the skates and not fall over instantly. This part seems to be no problem for Pan. He was able to get in the skates and tie them down himself. - Walk on the ice in baby steps Some would say ‘the guy jus’t can’t skate’, but we will try to look at this in a positive way. He can take small steps on the ice without falling already. It’s the foundation for future skating skills, so there is still a chance he will eventually be able to skate a full circle on the ice. - Other positives Well, i think we can stop here with this analysis. It isn’t looking pretty so far. So what are things that definitely should be better for Pan? - Stickholding 101 Pan Daffleck has watched a lot of movies in his life, but i don’t think he ever saw a hockey game, he is holding the stick at the end of the blade, and just tried to hit the puck with the top end of the stick. It’s good that his teammates were on a game at the moment, or they would already know to never pass this guy the puck. - Abuse of officials To top it off, the guy would not shut his mouth on the ice, no matter how cute the guy looks, he sure had a dirty mouth and blamed everyone around him for things not going his way. No wonder he sucked at every job he ever had, he is just too obnoxious. So imagine him flaming the scouts and trainers he worked with? Now imagine him doing this during games towards referees that can easily send him off? I have a feeling Pan Daffleck will see a lot of the penalty box in his career, as he looks like a goon so far.

Looking foward seeing your story unfold too, good to have you back

Go Wild!

HELLO FRIEND!

Dnd flags

Why not Panda-Man

He did not. It was 9 o'clock on a saturday, he was late for the game. So he made love to his tonic and gin instead.

thanks for the inspiration, i hate writing biographies, but this gave me something to write towards

Feels like this morning that i still had my old player

He will do all Ben Affleck roles if needed, have a few movie references in the biography already

Pan Daffleck - an origin story. Every superhero has an origin story, no matter how useless they are as heroes. Pan Daffleck is not really an exception here. He might be the shittiest superhero out there, he is just a red panda dressing up in roles played by Ben Affleck who he adores. Ever since he was a little red panda, he was living in the las vegas of asia: Macau. So growing up in between huge casino’s and malls on the Cotai Strip, he always was aware of a flashy lifestyle. As you can imagine, he of course wasn’t allowed to join his parents to the casino’s, so he spent a lot of time watching movies in his room while his parents were gambling away another week's worth of food money, they weren't the most parental role models for young Pan. So he grew up watching movies and idolizing Ben Affleck, who Pan thought played an excellent father in Jersey Girl. The father that he wished he had himself. So while Daffleck isn’t his original name, it’s the name he adopted when he moved away from his family, so he moved on from being Pan Da, to Pan Daffleck, trying to not be found by his horrible parents anymore. That last part didn’t turn out to be hard, as they basically had forgotten they had a kid anyway as the vibrant nightlife of Macau was more important for them anyway. But having grown up on Affleck movies, Pan had to make a career choice in what he wanted to do. He knew his options, as he seen a lot of movies. So the first job he took was becoming a store manager for a ‘Fashionable Panda’ store in the Macau mall. Here he would try to pick up girls visiting the mall, and trying to hook up with them in an uncomfortable place. Yes, the back of a volkswagen. It turned out, they just found him an obnoxious red panda, and he knew this wasn’t the life for him. The next job he took on was drawing comics, he loved doing this job, but he was a horrible penciler, so all the stuff that he did draw, didn’t really sell. The fact that he also bitched at the inker doesn’t help improving the quality. He just keeps saying he basically traces the lines, annoying his inker who mentioned that he also adds depth, and shading and help the drawings truly take shape this way. But Pan just asked every person that they meet ‘hey if somebody draws something, and you draw right on top of it without going outside the original art, how do you call it’ , on which they always said ‘Tracing’ and then he pointed and laughed at his inker. So needless to say, this also was a job he couldn’t keep with his volatile personality. The next job he took, was one that made him move to the United States, he was going to colorado to become a sheriff in the town of Snowfield. He knew this would be a tough job as he wanted to drive out an evil spirit there who almost wiped out the entire population. The spirit would posses a number of it victims, so he knew that he should be the person to save this town. But after arriving there, it turned out it was just a boring old town and nothing like he had seen before in the movie, nothing really happened, he needed more action in his life. So with Pan having had a number of jobs not working out, he started to wonder what would define him as a red panda, how could he stand out and be noticed, be larger as life. And then he saw something posted on a message board of the ‘Victory Hockey League’. A message from a mysterious creature coming from an unknown world and time, and from an unknown universe. He immediately thought back at the reason why he had moved to Snowfield, he wanted to defeat the evil there. And with this mysterious creature threatening to take over this victory hockey league, he knew what his next goal was in life. Stop this creature in their takeover of the VHL, whatever this was. So he actually read up further and found out it was actually a hockey league. He hadn’t skated before, how on earth would he succeed here? Looking around the league he saw there were other red panda’s playing this sport as well, so Pan said ‘If they can do it, so can I’, I will take this task upon me to learn how to play hockey and stop this Mad Villain in his attempts from taking over. Being a furry cute animal himself he know he has the endearing factor that he knows he can stop his plans by infiltrating as his friend, Mad Villain will never see it coming! (Hi @Tate ) So here it starts, the new chapter of Pan’s life. Trying to not fuck up this job like he did with his previous ones.

Player Information Username: OrbitingDeath Player Name: Pan Daffleck Recruited From: Returning Age: 50 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Macao Player Page @VHLM GM

Such as a Wann Kerr career. Enjoy retirement!

@BOOMis this another Jean-Claude identity fraud happening?

He said you bought me or something

I didn't do anything! It's all him!

Hope you like it! (submitted for week 6/16)

I am a limited edition

We appreciate you for the things you can do.

Felt my previosu streak was bad already, 0 cups for idaho and frenchie looked to go in the same direction hadnt @FrostBeardpaid of the simmers again to stop the bad streak.