comrade cat

1. Hope and pray I can't apply tpe since I'm saving for dep so thats all I can do 2. Liked to go as jason or sometimes random funny shit my mom bought me 3. Right now it's Dragon ball and I'm enjoying it after getting used to the old animation 4. a quick and simple one is Sar but a fun one I thought of is Mr.PIM 5. I mean being honest and accountable is my way of doing shit no sugarcoating it 6. Tzesar of course he would grab the whole bowl instead of one

Love the entire read having deep detailed lore about literally all three of their careers. reminds me of the fun we had as a trio

Hearts of iron 4 is my life rn

@Itz_Viperzhas hit 100 tpe

Good shit man

1. honestly a little worse then I wanted but it's fine because he is slowly getting back into it 2. honestly I'm not sure but think of a physical goal scorer 3. Best two-way forward in the league is honestly the only award I think I have a chance going for 1. what's your favorite colour? 2. your top 3 favorite steam games at the moment 3. what's one career job you really want to have in the future?

@Itz_Viperzplease confirm that I recruited you

1. Honestly I hate brands trying to relate and make you feel like your friends with said brand but honestly giving me diabetes or types of cancers isn't really friendly 2. I mean I think there is no other correct answer then Montreal gotta show support to French Canadiens 3. Malmo would have his name as Arnold a big ass nighthawk with goofy eyes and honestly just a goofy dude Questions: 1. name one thing you enjoy about the VHL 2. If you could try any drink or some kind of rare food what would eat/drink? 3. what places around the world would you like to go to?

“Boris, since you have retired you have been very close with the Malmo team and always watching their games. Do you have anything to say about Malmo’s current goalie Jorgen Lovstrom?” “Honestly since I’ve retired I’ve always kept my eye on Malmo and their goalie situation and Loved Ash Sparks but with Jorgen I see a goaltender who could be better then me and Sparks now I’m not going to say I’m the best goalie in Malmo history but even at my prime I was having trouble keeping up a 2.50 GAA, but seeing a goalie like Jorgen who is just a straight up problem between the pipes I see him go farther then me or whatever I could wish to be I’m excited to see him play.” “Amazing to hear players from the past watch and talk about players of today, Enjoy the rest of your evening Boris.” Words: 150 @Pifferfish

As we hit 12 games for Tzesar the question really comes up to why has Tzesar who in the off-season worked as a bull showing no signs of being what he said he was?, Tzesar had his problems in the past but he couldn’t figure out what was going on he tried on watching tapes but saw nothing different but he couldn’t let that deter him and he practiced and kept following lessons from the coach and yet he still didn’t feel like his true self, Even with this linger in his mind that he is failing the team he continues to work hard. Hours later, covered in sweat, he saw the media in the locker room and he decided he should address his problems. “So Tzesar with recent games it seems you aren’t fulfilling your own personal promise you made back during training camp and we just want to know do you think you can fix this streak of losing and making mistakes.?” “It honestly sucks it pisses me of too I’m trying to figure out the problem but I just can’t figure why I’m playing so fucking ass I’ve taught myself for years to be the best player I can be and I’m throwing a chance at winning a award away because I can’t score.” “We might have a answer and sadly you might not like it, watching your games from the season when you had 90 points we saw eyes of fire of just pure enjoyment and still young talent even when you scored 81 points but with the recent games we see more of a old man who is just cruising around, sometimes barely shooting other times looking frustrated and tired.” “I know I’m getting old but I still have that spark and I know you guys are just watching games but I still feel like I have talent that I can maybe even improve a tad bit more but I don’t want to believe that I’m already at that age to be thinking about retirement.” “Sad to say Tzesar but you aren’t a rookie nor are you young anymore when you get hit you take longer to get up, your game in general has got a lot slower, of course we believe that you will continue to fight against your age and play as well as you can but I think age has finally hit you.” “Doesn’t mean I’m done with Malmo I’ve still got heart in the game no matter how old I still love the game of hockey and that’s all I need to show my teammates and players that I’m not useless I wanna still break records or do something significant be remembered not slowly wither away as a old vet who can barely play, but whatever I think I’m done talking.” “We hope to see you improve Tzesar good luck next game.” With his body at his limit Tzesar is soon to be forgotten if he can’t prove the media wrong about their comments of his age. Words: 506

little w little L

dang bro you will be good for a few months

G - Jorgen Lovstrom F - Isaac mclflopper @wcats

A young russian hockey player by the name of Andrei Tzesar has been spewing the minor leagues with his massive size and grit but also amazing experience and talent of shooting the puck and plus with Savaisk personally training Andrei he has shown some glimpses of being a strong forward and with some local news station at the age of 15 he has reached 6'5 220 and might grow even more and with such a big kid and so much potential we could see a legend being born already but only time will tell if we are right. for right now he is too young to sign up for the VHLM but has shown great interest into playing on teams that his dad had a chance to play some scouts in other leagues want him but he has clearly stated the VHL and M are the only league's he is going to. words: 151

So in today’s thought i had a great idea from someone in the locker room (their name) and so because I’m slowly running out of ideas I’m gonna go with it. My top 5 player predictions for Malmo This season. Savaisk Tzesar is a player with a lot of expectations most of them supporting his team and trying to lead as one of the veterans on the team but he is also expected to win the best two way forward but in general stat wise I expect 80-90 points and at least 30 goals with 250+ hits +/- 10 very simple stats but it will allow him to show his true level of skill. Ronald Johnson MacWallace lll is a heavy support player on this team but can also be a dangerous player if left unattended by the opposing team in just 3 games he has 9 points which is scary shit which can allow him to be one of the scariest players on Malmo with his production being insane we can maybe see an award coming for him in the near future or this current season. Jorgen Lovstrom is a no brain pick with almost winning a award last season but only failing due to missing out on some games and having a crazy 0.931% he could be one of the best goalies in the future but as of right now he is still young and improving showing his wits between the pipe and causing a lot of teams to lose by a massive ton if they can’t score. Another player who you have to look out for on the ice is Phillip Rave a player with the highest tpe on the team but also in my opinion the highest chance at breaking some major records he is a player who works hard and rough there is not a play that rave isn’t involved with and with this season and him getting even better I do not doubt if he can get 100 points. Jacob Stone a fucking menace but also another player you will find on the scoresheet and on highlights because of him retiring after this season he went all in with his tpe and is right behind Rave on it but unlike Rave Stone has been a noticeable Defense player a blue line wall and is considered one of the best on the team and in history it will be exciting to see old man stone checking bodies and scoring. Malmo in general is in a great spot to win a cup a team full of first liners even if I didn’t mention a few guys the entire team is a bunch of amazing talent and working together can crush any team that challenges them and I also predict that Malmo will go far this season and maybe if the team can get lucky can break their horrible playoff curse of losing early in the playoffs and win the cup to bring home to their excited fans. words: 501 @RJMW@Pifferfish@tcookie@scoop(might not be best quality but I tried )