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Game 211: Mexico City Kings vs Houston Bulls The first period hits off with a bang with Mexico putting Houston's goalie on his tippy toes but surprisingly Houston doesn't fall easily with a goal from Dart for Moderator making it a 1-0 game for Houston. The second period rolls around and clearly tensions are extremely high but neither team can actually produce and both teams only get 7 shots off. But in the third Houston must have snorted illegal performence boosters because they just went on a tear with a goal from Alex Bridges and Additional Pylons making it 3-0 for Houston but Mexico doesn't give up easily with a goal coming from Alex Versti but Alex Bridges quickly shuts their attempt of a comeback down. Houston wins 4-1 The 3 stars 1 Alex Bridges IV ( HOU ) 2 Dart-For-Moderator ( HOU ) 3 Bartholomew Lorequavius ( HOU ) Game 220: Miami Marauders vs Halifax 21st The first period comes in with shattering goals from both teams with Chase Breeze and Patrick Finnegan scoring goals for Miami but Halifax doesn't quit with Hater Tottingham making it 2-1 for Miami. and with the first being so electric the second was kind of a bore with a few penalties and a combine total of 11 shots in this period you would hope to see the third come out with goal scoring. Sadly Halifax couldn't move or coordinate an attack and only could mount up 7 shots giving Miami the win 2-1. The 3 stars 1 Chase Breeze ( MIA ) 2 Shot Blocker ( HFX ) 3 Andreas Andreasen ( MIA )

well damn

1. I mean I've been first with malmo for like 3 seasons so yes being first is an absolute curse 2. I found it funny because when I first saw it in the discord I was shocked but also pondering what it could mean for us as a team but yea it was funny 3. honestly I think roster is mostly complete and all we got to do now is earn tpe like hell and buff out our defense 4. Adam Joy and Joseph Poole have been great players to have by my side but I'm interested to see if there is better lines 5. Music is probably the best human invention and a great way to calm yourself and get yourself into a vibe 6. The most random shit you can imagine, it can go from hip hop to rock to rap to random shit lmao

wow we suck

With theme week being very blunt with what it wants I’m glad to write about my player who was one of the toughest in Malmo history. Savaisk Tzesar, the son of Boris Tzesar a goaltender who previously played in the VHL had some kind of lab experiment cooking up because when Savaisk entered into the VHLM he wasn’t known to be anything too good, but his determination to work harder and become a complete player was noticeable. His first season in the M was a decent season to say the least recording 41 points and giving out some hits he was a decent power forward but still was undecided on what player he wanted to become and it showed even more the season after, playing with a brand new team he recorded 81 points and 184 hits giving him a feeling that his current style was perfect and he even won the founders trophy so it reinforced his idea but that wouldn’t last long. In the VHLE his mind was all over the place he didn’t know what to do he was a pass first player but his type wasn’t working and everything was just a mess that he couldn’t clean up but it didn’t stop him, he finally recognized and realized what he wanted to become and he broke his own expectations. In his first two seasons of the VHL was a great time period for Savaisk his team was well known to be good and playoff ready even winning the Victory cup in s92 but in the playoffs Malmo couldn’t push past the first round at all but Savaisk wasn’t defeated yet. The next 3 seasons were in my opinion his true prime, scoring a combine total of 248 points and a total of 893 hits giving his name out in the hockey world as a guy who wasn’t scared to put you in your place, but sadly even though they won the Victory cup again to prove how good they were in the playoffs it was just a disappointment to the team and Savaisk he worked so hard to be better and still couldn’t break their shitty playoff curse that was holding them back from winning but like every other season he went back to the weight room and continued to work. His last two seasons with Malmo were one of his most memorable he was already a great player and these last two seasons could allow him to get more points and stats to place himself along with the top players in Malmo history so he played his heart out with every ounce of energy he had he played, specifically in season 97 his final season with Malmo they played so well they won their last Victory Cup with Tzesar but of course the playoff curse never broke and they always lost in the first round but a incredible career for someone who averaged a fight basically every month and Savaisk Tzesar ended with a career total 1797 hits securing his spot as the top 3 best hitter in Malmo history. Sorry if this seems boring to some I didn't really have any other ideas and when I saw "tough guy" as the theme week I just wanted to write my player so yea

best all time tough guys would be cool to do

game 151 San Diego Marlins Vs Philadelphia Reapers Honestly this game was a bore to look at no one did anything the most interesting things were seeing the powerplays and penalties with San Diego rocking up 12 shots and Philly racking with 8. Second period starts and holy shit it gets worse with less shots and penalties this game might as well look like paint drying but the tension is in the air and the players are getting into their flow. and within the first 6 minutes Jakub Kovar finally rubs off the bad luck of slow pace hockey scoring a goal to make it 1-0 for Philadelphia but not even 7 minutes later Jakub seems to be in love with scoring getting another one for Philly and fully shutting down the game and Philly wins it 2-0. The three stars 1 Jakub Kovar ( PHI ) 2 Louis Burley ( PHI ) 3 Bazooka Joe ( PHI ) Game 154 Halifax 21st Vs Miami Marauders Not causing penalties is a key way to not allow your opponents team to score but sometimes they are bound to happen and Danny Ross uses that mistake to score making it 1-0 for Miami with the period ending with low volume shooting. The second period was much more Halifax dominant with a lot more shots which allowed Manuel Ceson to score two goals but Miami didn't leave this period empty handed with Patrick Finnegan Scoring one making it 2-2. A really boring period with a slight advantage to Halifax because of shots but other than that it was lackluster. The best period in hockey the OT period and wow it ended quickly with Petr Novak scoring 14 seconds into the game destroying Miami's confidence making the score 3-2 OTW for Halifax. The three stars 1 Manuel Ceson ( HFX ) 2 Petr Novak ( HFX ) 3 Steven Nichols ( HFX )

1. we are more than punching above our weight, we are literally committing crimes on the ice 2. Our offense has been one of the best in the league with good defense allowing us to win a majority of games 3. I think our lines at the moment are perfect and they give out the best in every player on the roster 4. I mean K.V.C is a big dude he needs to eat all he can 5. I believe that our violent LR itself is a ritual that gives us the power of every person in Philadelphia 6. honestly we should just keep earning the roster is clearly working at a high end level and we only get better every week

Game 51: Las Vegas Aces Vs Houston Bulls The period starts hot with Houston shooting the lights out against Vegas forcing two goals one by Dog Jagr and another by Robin Sierra making the game 2-0 for the bulls but LVA wasn't giving up trying their hardest even getting a powerplay but not forcing anything to come up. The second Period starts and both teams fight for control but Houston seems to just dominant over Vegas Causing another 10 shots onto the opposing goaltender while Vegas only winds up with another 4 shots allowing Houston to have a combine total of 22 shots just in the first and second period while LVA only has 8. After the really boring second period you would think the game would get gruesome but no not really Houston kept Vegas away from their net and just continued to rattle Vegas goaltender but in the end the game ends 2-0 for Houston. 1 - Hunter s ( HOU ) 2 - Robin Sierra ( HOU ) 3 - Bartholomew Lorequavius ( HOU )

Game 69: Philadelphia Reapers vs Las Vegas Aces The period opens up quickly with Boing Boing scoring Vegas's first goal but six minutes later Joseph Poole decides that losing isn't fun and scores one of his own. The period finishing with both teams tied, but even in the second period the reapers seem to just be burning with hatred because Bazooka Joe rips through the Aces goaltender and scores another one for the reapers making it 2-1 but slowly going into the third Joseph Poole wanting to just annoy Vegas scores another goal making the final score 3-1 for the Reapers. 1 - Joseph Poole ( PHI ) 2 - ALTO RED ( PHI ) 3 - Krister Von Casar Tzesar ( PHI )

So let's take a look at the current state of the reapers. First we have our leading point getter and the best passer in the squad Adam Joy who is cooking teams and just is being a beast on ice and while we talk about great players Joseph Poole has shown amazing promise delivering 4 goals 10 assists and 25 hits to allow Philly to just continue to impress other teams. Next up to talk about is Louis Burley who is a bit of a mix of being dominant but also allowing a few goals he has been a key reason for a lot of games to turn out into a win and even though some games he doesn’t fully lock in he is a great goaltender. I’m honestly excited to see how this squad of players do because with such earning and motivation to continue such earning it will be exciting to see how Philly looks at the end of the season.

1. Honestly at first the thought of having a player I created and I ended up how they play just drew me so hard and I enjoyed the amazing community 2. Hits and shot blocks that's basically all don't really care for scoring 3. 100% malmo they sold a lot of stuff just to get a few first rounder in the s99 and s100 draft so I'm guessing they are mega tanking 1. If you could go back in time what time period would you like to visit? 2. honestly school is a pain in the ass but how did you do in school? or how are you currently doing in school? 3. Games or shows? which would you take if you couldn't use the other for the rest of your life?

These past few weeks we've only heard of the player with little to zero game footage but he has proven that he can hold up against the better guys in the VHLM, we get to see Krister and media talk a bit to explore what are the thoughts behind this violent psychotic man. "So Krister Philadelphia has been quite surprising these past 10 games causing a bit of a uproar in the standings having Houston who on paper is a better team behind, what are you thoughts on your teams success?" "Feels fucking great that we are winning I can finally play and feel the team morph around my playstyle and I can go out there and shine and show these bastards what they are dealing with it's amazing honestly, usually I would have to hold back a little but here I can actually play and compete with others I've already gotten a goal and a few assists to my name so that interesting I guess." "Well we checked the stats and surprisingly you are 3rd for Plus/minus 7th for Shots blocked and 10th in hits do you expect to be higher in this categories or lower?" "I mean ever since I joined the Reapers they had a clear plan and are using us quite well I feel like I'm playing true defense, every time I'm on the ice and I never feel out of place or mismatched and when we do get scored on it's because their plan worked better. There will never be a single time on ice you will see me not fighting to win I'm always trying to win no matter what even if we are down by 4 we still got to fight till the end." "Those are very strong words but do you think you can actually match up against much better talent? you lack a lot of scoring and well won't be winning any awards for points." "So fucking what? I don't care if I play the entire 72 games and score NOTHING I'm here to do my job and whatever comes up on the way I take it, I love to see the other team's forwards trying to reroute a plan because they don't expect me to be so persistent or whatever I'm proud to do the dirty work and clean up the mistakes that happen in our zone nothing else, if I get a goal or an assist that's honestly a cherry on top." "Well with you playing tonight what do you expect to do against Mississauga and Halifax?" "Body check, block their shots and fucking destroy them mentally I can lead the scoring to Joseph Poole or whatever I just want to reach number one in hits and shot blocks, probably unlikely since I'm not too well experienced I still think I can challenge those who are at the top." "Well we wish you luck Tzesar and good luck against your upcoming matchup or maybe they will need the Goodluck.."

Finally lmao

D - Gul Dukat @Beketov Sorry I was extremely tired making my last pick so I must have forgotten what I even picked in the first place lmao