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Hey Munk is the sanitation gatherer extraordinaire. Get it right Kendrick jeez

Wait I missed this. What the hell did I put in all that work for then?

When did Phil gets so pretty? Hey Boobs can you change my card to bruh. I want that kessel

Hey atleast your not that fat boy Phil Kessel. I gotta look at that ugly mug everytime I wanna see Tyler Cote and MVP together on the same page

Bird

Dont you gotta be on Stockholm to be on the VHLM Mag? Looks like youre beat Phil

Why is that bird attacking that lion?

Hey now, arent you trying to be serious? Go fix your puck handling problem so you can look for something else to blame next time

What do I look like, Brett Farve? Edit: ya know with all the retiring and unretiring. Yeah,Trave, maybe im not that funny

Y u so mean?

Meute comfirmed juicers. I call for immediate suspensions

I think im a riot. Why else would I be posting this comedy gold

I think some people would like to hear it. I know I for one like to hear you cry about youre losses in the last sim. Losses being plural as in more than one

Well now, someone is a wee bit angry. Dont let you panties get in a ruffle, champ

Taking those two L's pretty hard I see

Congrats Phil, you're a winner in my book. Cant say the same Judge Judycator

Dont worry you can unretire. Its the Seattle way of life

I guess male strippers will celebrate just about anything these days. But good for you

How would you know? The losers cant go to the celebration parties

So the Meute walk into a bar. They sit down and the bartender asks them, "Hey guys, why the long faces?" The bartender then realize its actually the Wranglers, retracts his statement and congratulates them on their win over Quebec

He doesnt need to, the rest of the team did a fine job at that.

Oh my bad. Another mistake. He doesnt just up and leave the game, thatd be silly. He just announces his retirement after it. My bad guys, but hey, im only human

I checked it a second time and I think there was a mistake in the sim. Mikaelass was scored on four times and if he gets scored on once in a game he usually just up and leaves the game. I mean, he's to good to get scored on, no second liner stands a chance, not even a whole roster of them. Honest mistake by STHS. Its ok Quebec your resim is coming.