DontCallMeCarson

1. because lowkey he a bum and dont want true winners 2. probably DC its just too vital not to have 3. Me, me, and me. All the Jinns basically is all that matters 4. what. uh idk not enough for me probably 5. pancakes and drown it in syrup mmm 6. uhh well WE FUCKING DID IT. suck on it other teams lol noobs

It was too easy, nobody ever stood a chance. The Jinns, when collected all together, are pure chaos. Unstoppable force that you just have to accept. It's reality. We're like the fucking infinity stones. Apparently we won, nobody let me know because I guess my locker room is dead but also I've been dead. But hey, I'm back now and actually trying to semi-earn since apparently I must have had some sort of miniscule contribution if we ended up going as far as we did. I didn't really think we were that good, but I suppose we defied the odds or whatever. Or that just goes back to me not really paying attention. Either way, a win is a win. Now enjoy this quote from Magni himself, "We acoomplish the biggest thing we can do. There is nothing left but to do it again, or do it at the next stage. My brothers, they have been incredible. They lead the way and we all have strength and weakness that work together. We're a perfect combination of players, and I cannot thank them enough. My team has been amazing too. People believe in me and push me to the next level and the next level after that. It never ends, but that is the thrill. I am so happy to be where we are at."

The individual in question is undoubtedly innocent of utilizing ChatGPT for their article, as the reliance on AI detectors to identify authorship is inherently flawed. These systems often struggle to accurately attribute text to specific individuals, leading to potential misjudgments. Factors such as style variation, shared linguistic patterns, and the vast pool of online content can contribute to inaccuracies in detecting authorship. Therefore, it is essential to exercise caution before making assumptions about an individual's actions based solely on the output of AI detectors, recognizing the limitations and potential for error in these technologies. I definitely wrote this reasoning to why he's innocent

shut up

i really like ghosts, cant you tell?

In a strange end of events for the draft, all of the Jinn family ended up on the exact same team: Philadelphia Reapers. I believe this was the team I was going to sign with on Romanov until I ultimately decided to go to San Diego or something like that. It'll be nice to be in some new threads or...pads. I dunno how this really works. Obviously the major goal with the players was to play together and just cause some fuckery on the rink so I definitely have to thank Lemorse for somehow pulling some strings or what-not to get that to happen. Super cool to see and now hopefully we can just create a VHLM powerhouse for a good while, especially because we could get split up in the E or something. Just gotta cherish the times we will be able to play together and utilize them as well. So we'll just have to see. Magni Jinn's goal will just to be holding down his position as a defender and really nothing more than that. Hopefully he can be one of the better ones within the M this season. Hopefully we can see that happen as the season continues

1. somehow i keep making my way back here and it also is repayment to lemorse 2. idrk im not active in locker rooms ever 3. if i can be a top defender in the M then i suppose ill take that 4. Philly Phliers (Fliers but spelled wrong so its like philly. idk.) 5. Whatever one is in Indy. I don't even remember what they're called. 6. North America IRL, and whatever dumb place we all picked for VHL.

Oh wow hey guys I haven't done writing in awhile. Or had a player here. Or been active. If you take a quick gander at the Create a Player section of the forum, you'd probably notice like 6 people with the same last name. To be honest, I was already inactive in the VHL and that will probably happen again. But my friends and I decided all to create at the same time with the hopes of sticking it out and making something cool out of it. Will that probably happen? Fuck no, half the people will disappear (myself included ngl), but at least the attempt of giving it some sort of effort will be evident, for so I assume. I don't plan to full earn, I don't plan on having a good build. Frankly this entire Jinn (to me at least) is an entire meme thing because...well we can right? I don't really know. I've been picking up on a side hustle that I am focusing my full attention on now and I still help with the UBA with the time that I do have, so therefore 2024 will be a very interesting year for the ol Carson (as if I didn't go out with a bang in 2023, I suppose). Anyways new year, new adventures, new chapter, new player. It's a symbolic nature, frankly, and I find that to be pretty cool!

even hatty is better than you and that dude is awful

scrub @Adrest245

Player Information Username: DontCallMeCarson Player Name: Magni Jinn Recruited From: Returning Age: 17 Position: D Height: 72 in. Weight: 190 lbs. Birthplace: Comoros Player Page @VHLM GM

1. we too fucking good 2. probably not. a lot of people want to stick with what they got more than likely 3. its a sign we lazy af haha 4. its super important, we want all the craze we can get. especially me. 5. romanov takes off his shirt and- i mean what? 6. i havent been paying attention but im back now bbg

1. yall gonna be just fine because i believe in u!! 2. well since im not exactly here just yet cant say. plus im not really getting much time 3. a new experience and new team 4. im obviously the best of the bunch because i am simply the goat and do not lose 5. probably, couldnt tell you what that would be however. still dont know a lot of shit around here 6. penguinssss i love the penguinss

1. Can't believe we accomplished it. I'll cherish this moment forever. 2. Clark for sure. Absolute unit. A beast. 3. Me, not gonna lie. I was so under the radar because of the amazing people that we have. 4. The fact we had to keep going OT. But we took care of it when it needed to be. 5. Well, gonna be in the E I think. We'll see how that goes. 6. Henny. Or something. Whatever, let's just get drunk.

1. My favorite player ever has always been IT (Isaiah Thomas). Dude was so short averaging like 33 points a game. Insane. 2. Coca-Cola definitely takes the crown. 3. Actual best? Suns are looking really good again. Bias? Pacers/Celtics. 1. SAN DIEGO WON! What are your takeaways from the VHLM Playoffs? 2. Your thoughts on the "Back to 6" Announcement? 3. Who's one VHL Player that maybe doesn't get as much credit they should deserve and you'd die on a hill for?

Wow. I mean I came in the middle of the season and got myself on San Diego not expecting to be moving along at this speed in terms of TPE and also in terms of how good the team started to do. I mean we were chugging along at super fast rates and we were holding our own against the higher teams the entire way. In fact, we beat Philly a decent amount of times in the regular season that kind of made me have the "Oh, we're gonna be juuust fine." realization when it came to the playoffs. All we had to do at that point was continue to work hard, stick together, and get through the rest of the field of competition. We did just that. It wasn't easy all of the time, but we managed and we pulled ourselves through! "It was amazing to be with San Diego for this. I cannot believe Romanov will already be a cup winner. My name plastered in the history books. It really is a big accomplishment for me. I cannot thank them enough for the opportunities they have given and the wisdom that I will take away from them. Now the question really becomes: What happens now? I believe I am ready for the next jump already. While my play may go unnoticed by a lot of amazing players on this roster, I have done so well that I believe people will start to look at me and we will have to see how that goes. Now I'm gonna go celebrate! Thanks!"

Well. The time has arrived. I'm writing this way later in the week than I normally would because I've actually been a little busy with the college grind as I get ready to move in. About 3 weeks away now I think, can't believe it's already snuck up on me. Summer is too fast. VHLM Playoffs are almost at its end and thankfully for San Diego we still remain one of the teams fighting to be crowned the best. I think Romanov has played an amazing part as an addition but I can't give myself all the credit lol. I'm just super glad to be apart of it. "We look to finish the job. There's no winning if you're a runner up. No winning even if you're the best player. No. Winning is bringing something back to your city. To the people who look up to you. That's winning. And we want to do just that. Nothing less of it. I'm not the guy. I never said I was. I fit into the system. I hit in my role. I'm proud of that. Nobody really sees that in me. But that's what I do. What I accomplished. Now I gotta do a leg up to finish this out. For us all." - Romanov

1. Good cause we are killing it and now we doing the same in the playoffs 2. He didn't really have any so I'm gonna say yes. I just want him to help the team 3. Keep working on defense 4. Well considering it's short not much to say but been good to be back 5. I earn as much as I can cause I'm goat 6. GET MORE HYPE MFS

no way dude pinged me again for this message

Happy Birthday

For the VHL's 16th birthday, they've decided to run a promotional campaign that would attract the eyes of all sports lovers, VHL fans, and even the outside crowd in hopefully of selling more tickets and ultimately getting more new fans into the arenas. Starting now, every VHL stadium is selling the Birthday Shake for this promotion as a way of celebrating the advancements of the league after so many years. It's a great way to kind of do a small gesture for it, and it's only for a limited time! The Shakes are scheduled to disappear in less than a month, making the only way to obtain this beautiful beverage is getting your hands on a ticket to any of the games during the short time-span and then purchasing it from the concession stands. Therefore, the tickets are shooting up in price for whatever reason, but the VHL is getting the money raked in and that was basically the entire purpose so they're not really complaining. Or you could spend a quick couple hundred on eBay to buy one of the shakes, but who honestly trusts and uses that site (don't roast me if you do). The promotion has been going very well with sales and overall revenue going off the charts. It seems like the 16th Birthday Promotion has been a complete hit for the fans. Even the players themselves across the VHL to VHLM have tried and enjoyed the shake themselves. It's ultimately showed to be something worth spending the money on, even if it's overly expensive for no reason. But hey. That's arena food for you. Don't expect to get a meal for less than 10 bucks. Expect to get one hotdog for the price. It's really dumb that way, but I'm just an outsider reporter anyways. Don't trust me. However there's been numerous reports now that the Shake has...side effects. The Shake has shown to cause visible shaking in the consumer along with possible vomiting and other various things. The VHL has yet to comment on anything of this matter. We will continue to update on this as it breaks. But we have no idea what is causing this strange habit. It has seemed to only happen to a number of individuals and not everyone, which makes it presumed that someone is tampering with the process of making them at certain locations. Whatever it is, it may seem that it is not a happy birthday for the VHL after all if this is the trouble they are facing currently. As a reporter, I had to try it and give my honest feeling about it. I have not seen or felt any side affects currently after a couple hours of consumption. I hope that it stays that way. Anyways, happy Birthday VHL! Cheers to you and everything that you have accomplished and I hope it continues to be amazing for everyone in the league. I have had a great time reporting and doing my own thing for the small time that I have and I dont want to stop anytime-

"Since I have came over and started playing for San Diego, my game has completely gotten a lot better. I feel like the way that I have been on the ice is way better. I'm holding my own against top talent in the country, something that I didn't know how would go. My game is pretty good in Russia, back home, but to translate that game into a completely different stage that I personally believe is a lot higher and a lot better, I never thought I would be able to do. I'm proud of myself. And I am so thankful for the organization of San Diego that is pushing me everyday to better myself for my game. Whether that be mentally, physically, skills, or anything else, I completely owe it all to them. I know there will be drafts coming up, and I have tried to get myself ready for that. But right now my main focus is for this team. We've got playoffs coming and that's where our sight is. We want to take home the entire thing. We all have to be in the right headspace in order to achieve that. So that's exactly what we are going to do."

1. Can't lie I did not pay attention. Mainly because I earn via affiliate so I don't write a lot of stuff on here or look at the forums after I do my earning. 2. I think we can keep up the same level of intensity and finish the best team in our respective conference. We gotta keep working to do that though. 3. Sammy. I don't know why. Just sounds hard. 4. Nah but hatty and I can box anyday anytime 5. Obviously. Dude just needs to be better. And it aint my fault. 6. Also obviously. We clicking together just fine. And we're winning. Win-Win.

1. send them to the guillotine 2. I personally feel really confident. Just have to get over Houston honestly 3. Defense I think 4. I think it was really fun. Mine was really stupid and satire 5. Not sure. I wouldn't say there's a surprise. Everyone's pulling their weight! 6. Yes. I already have one. For other reasons