JardyB10

*Finish reading page 2* Page 2 of 28 Long night ahead of me.

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BITCH IT'S ON

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This. Also ignore all these dicks. Considering I'm the simulation quartermaster, I'd be one to contact about this switch if you want to follow through with it.

A. lolshl B. Bitch quit acting like you can take me I'll turn you into pudding, and then eat that pudding, and then shit it out, and then turn THAT shit into pudding, and then eat that shit pudding. C. SOMETHING SOMETHING I'M SO GONNA IN ON MRS. GREEN AGAINST HER WILL. Only if she's underage though. D. Penis joke.

I should probably delete that. Oh well.

Fuck guys I feel like complete shit. I'm so sorry for this.

Cherish this moment boys, because you'll never ever see this again... Jardy got his heart broken. I can't begin to describe how gay and awful that is. The consolation being that the redneck she passed me over for didn't take long to show his true colours. It's literally taking every ounce of my being to not text her to mock her. But I can't cuz that's gay. Sorry for the depressing post. As I said this will only be a one time thing. I sincerely thought she was just another version of me, but with massive tits. I've turned away so many girls for her. But whatever. The positive is I can turn my full attention to a lovely ginger girl, and never have to worry about what others think again. #sadness #freedom

That awkward moment when you have an early buzz on due to volunbeering in hot weather and you're faced with the decision to either resume drinking, alone, or waiting for everyone, sobering up, and risk not being able to get drunk later...

Yukon is so OP that if I have to rig for them their GM should probably kill himself.

frist of all how dare yo u

Fuck you Chico. This is going to be a crazy series.

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May I also be right?

ih8 evry1

Congrats, Turka durka.

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Thanks Roberto!

Game 7 will come later tonight. I guess I'll post the rest of the games later as well, unless someone else does. #firecorco

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That sucks for New York, who have been so dominant all season. But they're still set up to rape for a few seasons so I think they'll be fine. reemy2gud