JardyB10

IT'S THE THUNDERDOME, PUSSY Don't worry, there's still time for you to realize we're all actually huge douches.

Welcome sir, let me know if you have any questions.

I actually haven't seen her in some time. Although I'm pretty unaware of lots of things.

Your mom's pathetic! 302 actually ain't that bad. Went there twice, first time the girl I was meeting up with gave me a handy in the bathroom, and the other time a bunch of us swagged out and pretended it was my bachelor party. The gays are super nice people, so people (mostly this one girl in nursing) kept buying me shots all night, it was a solid time. Though I got super fucked up and left my phone in a cab, then subsequently boycotted United. Seriously, fuck those guys. I've heard Divas is mostly for trannies.

I think I'm finally getting a handle on this "rigging" thing. But seriously, I'm going to try to do the rest live, if my Internet can handle it.

Well for one I've been here four years. Two, during the regular season I post 10 threads a day just for simming. Although that's somewhat irrelevant because most my posts came from when I wasn't simmer, 9000 in my first eight months, in fact. Just around a lot, with a lot to say. In sum, WHY DO YOU NOT? THUNDERDOME MOTHERFUCKER Oh Christ, I'm only two and a half hours in the past now but 10 pages left. Let's get er done.... On the front page is the donations sub-forum, everything that has been donated and everything it's spent on is written somewhere in there. Check it if you're curious. Mostly server costs. It's unfortunate really, but better than playing games with micro-transactions imo. Kesler please stop being a dick to Cuffy. Actually continue, it's the Thunderdome. But know that I'm on Team Cuff. You monster. Anyway, she's at the farm, you'll never find her! We've actually been able to tame them for the most part. Kesler's letting loose here, but hey, Thunderdome. Meg's a fucking gemstone compared to a few years ago. Again, that's part of why I'm assuming people are calling immature and whathaveyou. They're using it to mock the fact that it was ever used in the first place, but that's neither here nor there. Ditto with "loud." Fuck me, when did that happen? I'm gonna have to say "yes" to that question now. Ahh, I finally made it. Ball J, you're dismissed. Mainly because I don't want to have to read 30 more pages tomorrow. Also because you suck. WHY IS THERE A FUCKING LIMIT AS TO HOW MANY QUOTES I CAN QUOTE IN ONE POST THIS SITE IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY If by "here" you mean "in this thread," well then, yeah, I'm assuming you're right. I think that's everyone's point. Fuck you. He has a point. But so did Kyle. And please stop telling people to come fight you. Really? Come to Folkfest! We can hit up the German pavilion. And then the Ukrainian pavilion after since I'll actually want to have fun that night. DAMMIT GORLAB THE MAN LIVES IN AUSTRALIA HE'S NOT FUCKING COMING HE'S FUCKING WITH YOU. My cousin won't even fly home for Christmas with those rates. *single tear* Hahaha fuck I forgot about that.

I think "spamming the Thunderdome" is an oxymoron. But don't mind my softness, I was just drunk. I almost deleted that the next morning, but whatever, I HAVE NO SHAME. Are they white, and will I be stabbed?

Tough loss here, those new lines almost worked.

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*Finish reading page 2* Page 2 of 28 Long night ahead of me.

The SHL is a hockey sim league that is entering its 19th season. With over 200 active members signing on daily, it is one of, if not the most active sim league on the internet. Don't have much time for sim leagues? That's alright, we offer easy ways to earn points so that everyone can enjoy the league. We have over 100 prospects for the upcoming draft on Monday, July 7th, so if you enjoy competition this is the season to join. Features -SHL Fantasy League- This is a fantasy league that features players in the SHL. You are put into one of 10 groups and will participate in a draft during the off-season. Fantasy team point totals are calculated weekly to make it easy to see how your team is doing in the group. This offers wicked prizes and is a lot of fun! -Weekly activity checks- Earn 2 TPE per week just by simply posting in the thread. -Weekly training- Earn cash or spend contract money to spend on one of three weekly training packages ranging anywhere from 1 TPE to 5 TPE per week. -Point Tasks- Participate in many different PTs that are available throughout the season to earn TPE. These PTs include tasks such as: Mock drafts, predictions, written tasks, graphical tasks, milestones, and more. Join up, it's good shit. SHL LINK

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This. Also ignore all these dicks. Considering I'm the simulation quartermaster, I'd be one to contact about this switch if you want to follow through with it.

A. lolshl B. Bitch quit acting like you can take me I'll turn you into pudding, and then eat that pudding, and then shit it out, and then turn THAT shit into pudding, and then eat that shit pudding. C. SOMETHING SOMETHING I'M SO GONNA IN ON MRS. GREEN AGAINST HER WILL. Only if she's underage though. D. Penis joke.

I should probably delete that. Oh well.

Fuck guys I feel like complete shit. I'm so sorry for this.

Cherish this moment boys, because you'll never ever see this again... Jardy got his heart broken. I can't begin to describe how gay and awful that is. The consolation being that the redneck she passed me over for didn't take long to show his true colours. It's literally taking every ounce of my being to not text her to mock her. But I can't cuz that's gay. Sorry for the depressing post. As I said this will only be a one time thing. I sincerely thought she was just another version of me, but with massive tits. I've turned away so many girls for her. But whatever. The positive is I can turn my full attention to a lovely ginger girl, and never have to worry about what others think again. #sadness #freedom

That awkward moment when you have an early buzz on due to volunbeering in hot weather and you're faced with the decision to either resume drinking, alone, or waiting for everyone, sobering up, and risk not being able to get drunk later...