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10 minutes after that exciting event transpired, the Bears find themselves in penalty trouble for the third time, with Olsen taking an Interference penalty on XXX. At 18:26, the Americans have the rest of the second period to tie it up on the powerplay.

HE SCOOOOORES!!!!! SEBASTIAN BALLS TO WALL JR. HAS GIVEN THE BEARS THE LEAD AGAIN, 2-1! At 8:32, that was ALL one shift after the Americans goal at 4:43! This place is going apeshit!

MISSES THE NET! But Tyrael needs his agent to start his GM career right, he quickly recovers, brings it out front and shoots, but it goes off Ball J and hard into the corner! Weber finds it and backs up to the blue line, and Ball J covers the other point. A pass to Ball J. Trying to find room. He goes back to Weber, then a quick pass back to Ball J! He shoots…..

Sound brings it into the NYA zone and finds Olsen. He also dumps it, and the Bears bring out Line 4. Wahl gets the puck behind the net, and gives it up to NYA D2. He tries to find someone in the neutral zone but Weber is SO there! A quick pass to Damon Tyrael, who brings into the Americans zone. He sets up Ball J, fires!...

The two teams line up at centre ice and Slaughter again pwns SEA C2 to Odin. Moving it to the Bears zone, he tries to pass back to Slaughter, but Lefevre intercepts and moves it to Ball J in the neutral zone, who feels bad for Lefevre’s pick and passes it to Conner Low. This shit goes on two full minutes without a whistle. The puck is dumped into the Americans zone and picked up by Simon T, who springs it to Giygas at the red line. He tries to pass across the wing, but Ozzy says “not today!” He dumps in back into the Americans zone and the Bears change to Line 3. Stark picks up the puck, Giygas once again picks up the spring pass at the red line and dumps it in the Bears zone. Americans switch to line 1. Smyl picks it up behind the net and gives it up to Olsen. Olsen passes it out of his own zone and onto the stick of Conner Low. Low gives it to Xiao, who carries it into the Bears zone. To Slaughter. To Odin. To Zadorov. Back to Odin. To Slaughter. To Odin again. HE SH- dumps it into the corner? Olsen recovers it and passes it to Sound in the neutral zone. What the fuck just happened?

XIAO SCREENS AND DEFLECTS IT IN THE NET! THE AMERICANS HAVE TIED THE GAME! 1-1! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS! Less than five minutes into the second period, and we’ve got ourselves a game here, folks!

Line 1 comes out for the Americans. Slaughter easily beats SEA C2 for the faceoff, and even finds time to give him the finger after. It goes to Odin, who’s looking for a pass. Unable to find one, he lets loose a cannon….

Smyl stacks the pads! Laich tries to stuff it in, but the it’s whistled down for a faceoff.

Deflects off Slaughter and MISSES THE NET! Odin recovers it again and takes another shot, but Smyl is so there. He covers it for the faceoff and both teams bring out Line 2. Giygas and Osborne line up for the faceoff, but Giygas is booted for being an amateur. Laich shows him how it’s done and wins it to Giygas. He passes it to Simon T, who fumbles it and loses possession… but Zadorov is there to save his ass. He passes it to Ironman. To Giygas for the one-timer!....

That effectively ends the Americans second powerplay, as we get a couple minutes of back forth until we find ourselves in the Americans zone for a faceoff. Line 1 is once for New York and Line 3 for the Bears. Ball J wins the faceoff against Slaughter to Olsen. He passes it back to Ball J for a shot, which misses the net, no suspense needed. Low picks it up and plays more tic-tac-toe with his good buddy Odin, all the way to the Bears zone. Odin rips a shot against Smyl, who leaves a greasy rebound! Odin tries again!…..

Haha, yeah. Misses the net. Slaughter gets it this time, as the Bears must be exhausted. He hands it off to his buddy Low, who passes it off to FUCKING MOTUMBA ZACK SOUNDS SAYS NOT TODAY! INTERCEPTION! A pass out to Lefevre gives everyone time to change, much to the relief of pretty much everybody.

IT HITS THE NET! IT HITS THE NET! Unfortunately for him it still hits Smyl, who turns it aside! Low retrieves it and passes it back to XXX. He gives it Odin. To Slaughter. Back to XXX, who tees it up!.....

Misses. The. Net. As if you were expecting anything different. XXX has had enough of this shit, and picks up the puck himself. He takes the shot!

It misses the net! This is getting really embarrassing. Simon T's turn to recover it. He gives it to stormlord Odin in the slot for the one-timer!

It misses the net! Low picks it up this time, and he goes in for round 2, shoots…….

It misses the net! Odin’s there for the recovery, he brings it out front, shoots…….

Wahl retrieves the puck and gives it to Odin, who places more x’s and o’s with his buddy Low to the neutral zone before dumping it in the Bears zone. Sound and XXX are racing to the corner for the recovery. Sound makes it there first, but XXX crushes him and takes it for himself. He moves it to Tom Slaughter in the slot, he shoots!!!....

Welcome back, as we enter the second period on an Americans powerplay. Tom Slaughter wins the opening faceoff to Low, who wastes no time getting into the offensive zone. He shoots….and does not score, due to missing the net! He retrieves it right away and takes another shot!..... But Smyl saves it and holds it for the faceoff. Osborne wins aforementioned faceoff to Lefevrereve, who does what he does best; dumps the bitch.

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NO! Low misses the net, but XXX is there for the recovery! He moves it back to Low, who gives it to Odin! To Low! To Odin! To Slaughter? To….. LEFEVRE, intercepting like it’s his day job! He ends the only momentum the Americans had so far on this PP with a dump. The rest of the penalty is killed off as the Americans manage to take zero shots on the only PP of the game. Action is limited until 19:48, where SEA D2 takes a slashing penalty. The period ends shortly thereafter, and the Americans will start period 2 on the powerplay. So it’s 1-0 for the Bears after one. Shots are 15-13 in favour of the Americans, and this game is far from over.

Odin recovers one of the several dumps the Bears make and moves it up to Slaughter, who carries it down the entire ice like a boss. He passes it Low, who tics it to Odin, who tacs it back to Low – tic-tac-……

Now in the Bears zone, Giygas totally doesn’t lose a faceoff for once, likely because it was against winger Ball J. It goes to Tony Stark the Ironman, who takes a shot…. And misses the net like a fucktard. Jame Leferefevere recovers the puck and sends it down the ice and goes for a line change. Wahl greets the puck at the blue line and passes it to Zadorov. He and Giygas go back and forth all the way back to the Bears zone. Zadorov tries to go back to his old friend Giygas, but Weber Motumba’s that shit and ices it once more. This shit seriously goes on for another minute, and the Americans cannot get a shot off on this powerplay.

The celebration may be short-lived though. Just one minute later, Godavari Yumalatopinto finds himself bulling down Odin in the neutral zone, earning himself two minutes in the sin bin for charging. AMERICANS POWERPLAY. This PP is brought to you by Smitty’s. Bring your family in for greasy buffet. Smitty’s.

DEFLECTED BY ZACK SOUND AND IN! IT’S 1-0 BEARS! WHAT WAS HE EVEN DOING IN FRONT OF THE NET?? With just under 6 minutes left in the period, da Bears draw first blood!

A line change is made and SEA C2 wins a crucial faceoff back to Weber, this time against Giygas. He manages to hand the puck off to Zack Sound, who ups it to Olsen at the red line. He tries to pass it Ozzy, but it’s intercepted by Andrey Zadorov, who ices it like an idiot. With line 3 still on for the Bears in the offensive zone, Ozzy does what he does best and wins the faceoff against Giygas back to Olsen. Olsen takes a rocket from the blue line….