RElblein

1. If you had to move to another team, what team would it be to, and why? But why would I want to move?! I guess if I had to then it would be Halifax cause I was with them last season 2. if you got to force a trade among two teams, what trade would you make? I would probably trade for Alexander Minion cause his save % is good 3. what does Houston need to do to keep pushing up in the standings Keep scoring more goals than the opponents!! MOAR GOAAAALLLSS 4. we finally beat the amazing goalie of Alexander Minion, what do we need to do to keep beating goalie with suck skill? I don't know if I am supposed to admit this, but I heard Minions were easily distracted by shiny objects, so I put some shiny tape on my stick and used it to distract him...that is why me and Ethan Mann (@Emann2003) had hat tricks and 6 points each in that game...so maybe we do that again 5. Your in charge of baking a cake for charity event, what flavour are you baking and who get the first slice Definitely making either a lemon cake or a cannoli cake and the first slice always goes to the host of the event (or the birthday person if for a birthday) 6.nobody truly knows what AJ is short for in our gms name, if you had to guess what is AJ short for? (I think it Amazing Joker, but what do you think) and why? Almond Joy cause well I like Almond Joy's and AJ seems like a cool dude so it fits...

1. What do we need to do to keep our winning record?! win games of course! and score goals!! MOAR GOALS! 2. who is our team MVP at this point in this season? Gotta give it to our lone Dman @Reno, I mean 27 points with an 11 +/- and he's all alone on defense, can't ask for more 3. you are in charge of this weeks training warm-up, what are you planning? Bringing some beer and hotdogs to fuel the team..this is a beer league right?..right?! 4. what are keys to building up our team moral!?! Score more goals and win more games! How could you be unhappy when you're winning? 5. With the passing of the Queen, Houston is holding a Royal family based raffle what are you donating to the raffle? I'm not sure what I have to raffle off but if somebody is raffling off a lifetime supply of fish and chips sign me up! 6. Houston is holding a kids night this Friday sims, what do you plan to make it special to the kids? I'll be signing lots of pucks and for each goal I score, if any, I will sign the stick I scored it with and give it to a lucky kid!

I'm in! Chess.com Rapid ELO 750

1. What are you most excited for this season!?! Playing with a new team and getting to know my new teammates. Hoping to make another run to the finals this season! 2. What is the best part of Houston so far All the bulls! I didn't realize there were so many down here in Houston. I'm going to name my bull Gary *phone text message buzzing* oh uh I guess we aren't being given our own bulls so scratch that 3.You get to plan the after draft party, what are you planning? Bull riding anybody?! 4. what are keys to win opening day!?! Score goals, score goals, and score goals! 5. if you could pick one players to add to the team who would it be? (Could be any player, for any sport)? If we could demote Poopy Peepants to the M league that would be fun cause who doesn't want to play with a guy named Poopy Peepants 6. If you had to go to any other team, what team would it be? Why? I guess Halifax only because that's who I was with in the finals last year

F - Nezuko @Girts

G - Bubbles Utonium @Frank

D - Erlantz Jokinen @Girts

Sorry just saw this, F - Baby Bob Thanks for waiting! @Frank

F - Druss Deathwalker @Frank

F - Vinny Detroit @Girts

Skipped @Girts D - Hard Markinson @Frank

1. With the JST ending and our run cut short, how are you feeling as we head into the season? I'm fired up for the season, ready to get out there and be the most mediocre player there is! 2. If you could have one super power what would it be? To bring mediocrity to all corners of the world! 3. Are you excited for the VHLM draft? Very excited to see where I end up! This will be my first full season so I am fired up for it! 4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood 5. What is the meaning of life? the number 42, everybody knows that 6. If there was one thing in the whole world, what would it be? If there was only one thing in the world it would be the only thing...

1. We're a few games into the tournament. How are you feeling about your performance so far? I think so far I have been living up to my name and performing pretty mediocre this tournament. Hopefully I can exceed my name and perform a bit better in the next few games 2. If you're new, what's one thing you're enjoying about the VHL? If you're a returning player, what's been your favorite moment over your tenure? I am new and this has been a blast, some great comradery and just an all around good time 3. Do you play any sports for real? If not, what's one sport you wish you could play? I used to play baseball for like 10 years or something...was a catcher since whatever level of little league had catchers. I really wish I was still playing baseball, in fact I have a 2 catchers mitts and 2 baseballs on my desk that I frequently throw around while I think things through at work. 4. If you could rename any VHL/E/M team, which would you choose and what would the new name be? Ooh this is tough, I don't think I have been around long enough to get a feel for all the names 5. What is your goal during the Junior Showcase? To show off how mediocre I really am! 6. Vegas just won the VHL Founder's Cup for a second year in a row and the VHL finals will be ending this week. How excited are you for the draft and which VHLM team are you hoping to be drafted by? This was a great start to my VHL journey...I never expected when I joined the Halifax 21 that we would make it to the finals and the sweep by the aces doesn't show the whole picture, we fought hard and played a good game. I am excited for the draft and will be happy to play for whatever team would have me!

1. It's Friday, making this a very late Press Conference! I apologize for nothing. How do you feel about that? Pretty mediocre performance waiting til Friday to post this, that's how I feel! 2. Playoffs are beginning TONIGHT! We are facing off against the Houston Bulls. How do you expect the series to turn out? Well considering we lost the first 2 games I am going to bet the playoffs will not go well 3. What's your favourite VHL and/or NHL player name of all time? I haven't been here all that long but I guess Poopy Peepants makes me laugh 4. Have you entered the VHL Playoff Bracket Fantasy thingy yet? If so, what were some of your predictions? If not, what are you waiting for? I had no idea this even existed, so no I have not entered it 5. My hair is getting rather long and I nearly forgot that I need to book a cut this weekend. How would you describe YOUR memory skills? Is it "forgets about things attached to your own body" bad like me? My memory is terrible...I have so many tasks going on at once I can never remember what I am supposed to be doing 6. It was too late for their player to join our team, but I made @thecaringbear an honourary Halifax 21st member to be our playoff cheerleader. What would YOUR Care Bear power be? (Do they even have individual powers? Whatever, let's assume they do) Based on our first 2 games I think they need to cheer better! My superpower is clearly being extra mediocre in the playoffs

+10 The Mediocre One

1. We have added two new players to roster since last week in center The Mediocre One and goaltender Christian McGowan. In an effort for everyone to get to know each other somewhat, write a sentence or two that helps describe who you are! Well I am The Mediocre One and my plan was to play as mediocre as possible but I guess that plan isnt working out. 2. Suppose the VHL were more like the WWE. What would your player's entrance music be? No Mediocre by TI featuring Iggy Azalea 3. After a couple of YouTube ads, we have a stream of new recruits joining the league. What's something we can tell them to convince them to sign with Halifax? What got me was the fact I could get good playing time to build stats and a chance at the playoffs 4. Speaking of recruiting new players to sign with us, most GMs usually do so by coming up with some snazzy hashtag. Should I also be utilizing a snazzy hashtag? If so, what should it be? If not, why? A hashtag would be cool but I have zero idea what it should be, I am not creative 5. What is something you would say you're the most passionate about? I am a certified public accountant and prepare taxes for a living so I guess that 6. Suppose you were Naked and Afraid™ on a small jungle island for two weeks. What are three things you would bring with you? A knife, either matches or a lighter, a good pair of shoes

@JardyB10I would call this a pretty mediocre game for me! Guess I am living up to it now!

Happy Birthday VHL! Been here less than 24 hours but 15 years is a great accomplishment!

1. I guess I can write a Press Conference now and then. Write at least a sentence describing how nice @Quik is for doing last week's PC. Well considering I am new here and have never met @quik nor did I do last weeks PC, I would say it was fantastically mediocre! 2. Sam and I will most likely be fired after this season because of discriminatory league leaders. Whom do you think would be good candidates to replace us as a General Manager duo? I would say you are doing great so far, I mean you offered me a contract so that has to be a good sign. 3. We're less than a week from the trade deadline! Should Halifax be buyers or sellers? Why? We have like 7 people on our team so I would say it's wise to be buyers 4. This week is Theme Week! Are you going to do a Point Task to take advantage of the double points? What specifically was it/will it be about? Hell yeah I'll do a point task, probably based around how mediocre my player is or maybe based around the fact that my player is basically twice the age of most of our team 5. Speaking of Theme Week, the VHL is now 15 years old. What memories do you have from being 15, if any? Damn that was a long time ago...I was in high school, I remember that much lol 6. Saskatchewan is starting to calm down from a heat wave, despite how much I love it. Describe your perfect Summer day. Probably about 80 degrees chilling in the pool with a cigar and some good drinks

I’ll do my best to be more mediocre next game

While I did receive some fantastic offers, I think the best fit for my mediocre skills will be with a mediocre playoff bound team. I would love a contract to play a shit ton of ice time to show you how mediocre I really am!

Confirmed, aimkin recruited me!

Player Information Username: RElblein Player Name: The Mediocre One Recruited From: Member (aimkin) Age: 30 Position: C Height: 73 in. Weight: 200 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM