STZ

rip

Bern claims Maxime Deschamps

No points? Might as well have lost..

They aren't real, you are just imagining them dude

Quebec City, France. The heat is real against the Quebec City Meute. They tabloids in the VHL Magazine and all over the FAN590 radio have been going on about how hated this team really is. They have been labelled as classless, immature, trash-talkers, and portrayed as the league villains. This is something that their number one defenseman Jake Wylde is not used to at all. Wylde came into the league under the GM Rule signing his first five seasons in Helsinki. He was then #shippedmeoff at Helsinki started what is known as one of the more promising rebuilds of the S40's. Wylde, much like his fellow STZ Agency player Ethan Osborne was known for being rather likable, and even a player who many of his colleagues around the league have stated they'd like to play alongside. With Wylde not being signed for his final season of his career, speculation has started as to whether or not the All-Star defenseman is planning on returning. On an unrelated note, Wylde spent four hours in Toronto traffic this morning as the PAN AM games are in town.. While on the phone in stop-and-go traffic he was quoted saying, "I just want out."

Kabeck fur life

In case those on the Magazine did't read my thread in the forum, Edition 250 is pay for last week.. So this week is Free Week.. Edition 251 will be posted on July 27th..

I actually really like it.. The text could be better, but I like the way the rest looks

gonna be a quiet night tonight I'd say

k cool

Old as fuck

4-3 HELSINKIIIII

I told Kesler to pay attention to Devise's line adjustments, cause he's kinda a genius at them..

That stunk..

Make it to the Hall and people name their babies after you..

suck on that.. sorry boys I skippin school.. #noclass

Que G a fuckin stiff

Never heard of that... sounds like I should...

Our still? we making moonshine bro?

lol get dead loosers

So homo

Devise comedic genius.

Bern claims Geoff Reid

I just made a bad joke there tbh

I love SHL, I spend about 15 mins a week and have 1200 TPE