VHL Trade Recap

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It's me Domino

Trade time wooooo

 

 

1. SEA/PRG

 

Seattle Bears Acquire:

 

S81 PRG 4TH

 

Prague Phantoms Acquire:

 

Venus Thightrap

 

Ok wow that is a trade.

 

I've always thought of Venus Thightrap as one of the best players in the VHL. TPE is high, racks up decent points, it's a pretty good career!

That's all I have to say, just move on. I have nothing interesting to say.

 

2. SEA/DAV

 

Seattle Bears Acquire:

 

S82 DAV 1st

 

HC Davos Acquire:

 

Isabella Campbell

 

Now, Campbell is a player of which I can actually explain!

Banacock is a GM, right?

GM can get TPE, they earn TPE a lot.

So, if you put two and two together, you can figure out that Campbell has a lot of TPE!

So a 1st is just the right pick for a player like Campbell, anybody could agree on that.

99 points in one season, Gretzky's number is 99-

Oh I think we got a conspiracy theory on our fast-typing hands here.

 

3. SEA/CHI

 

Seattle Bears Acquire:

 

S81 CHI 1st

 

Chicago Phoenix Acquire:

 

Kasper Kankkunen

 

hehe 1st round picks go brrrrr-

 

So, just like with Campbell, Kankkunen (I typed that 1st try FYI) is a high TPE player getting lots of points! But unlike Campbell, Kankkunen didn't get 99 points in a season, so that makes them a failure.

(Editors note Dom here, if you didn't pick up on the joke here, uh... 99 points is a lot in a season and it is really, really hard to do. Especially in the VHL. So 89 points is real good for Kankkunen. Just trust me on that one.)

 

 

 

so thats the end of this...

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bye stupid heads and big brains out there

 

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