The Controversy Continues in Rome for Brendan Marner

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Intro

 

Brendan Marner is the most fascinating character we have ever reported, with scandals and tricks, this fascinating body cannot keep away from trouble. As we reported last time, Marner had some trouble with partying during the playoffs, and clearly affected his game, as the Watchmen got swept in the first round. Marner told us he would step it up in the playoffs, but he only stepped into the private rooms.

 

Trade

 

As the year ended and Marner, as apart of history, was traded to the Gladiators. This was the very first VHLE trade ever made, and Marner making a scene telling everyone, “The Watchmen lost the trade by a long shot, it should have been multiple elite players and draft picks going back to them.” This seemed too much considering the point total Marner had last year, without a doubt the trade seemed very fair, but Marner has already been spotted in Rome partying and having drunkin banter.

 

Controversy

 

He most recently got into some controversy when he got in a bar fight, but this bar fight wasn’t really a bar fight, he threw fights at an elderly man who was sitting with his family celebrating his 90^th birthday. Nothing was said by the family prior to the incident; however, the man was sitting with his daughter (45) and her son. Although punches were thrown, not many landed as Marner kept twirling like he was in figure skating. Some witnesses even viewed Marner taunt and ask if the 9-year-best people if he “also wanted some”. He got arrested but was released on bond. The family is suing for the threats made by Marner that night. Some argue the mother should have intervened, but the mother was in the restroom at that time.

 

The Divide

 

There was a patrician rolling around in Rome trying to get Marner out of the league, as many people hated him, however the population seemed very divided on the topic, as many people enjoyed the view of Marners behavior. It seemed to be a miss, and many people bought tickets after hearing about the restaurant incident, selling the stadium in Rome out for the home opener just minutes after the news broke.

 

Management

 

The management was the next step to get Marner removed form the league entirely, however, we could not meet the management at all, they seemed to be busy trying to improve the team using other means and denied us from questioning them until they added what is needed.

 

The Player

 

Yet we were able to contact the player himself, Marner, as he was in a bar, we asked him what happened that night, he said, “An dogs are not allowed to eat in the restaurant! It is a free space for human beings!” We were not sure what he was talking about, so we asked, and he referenced this photo he found on google and said, “It was like this, see, the are not allowed in a restaurant! Its gross!”

 

 

Drug Speculation

 

He was clearly out of it, some speculating he took shrooms hours before the attack, but it still does not make it right. However, he ended with, “ok leave talking panda, you are not allowed to be here either.” He then repeated that to everyone in that bar, clearly the hallucinations have not ended.

 

 

 

Conclusion

 

What will be next for this player that is completely breaking down? Will he have a come back season? Or will there be too many cats on the ice? Stay tuned for more on the Brendan Marner saga, and we will report to you first!

 

[Kisslinger 342]

9.5/10 

super good read! Like the story aspect a lot!! Grammar is clean, spelling so well done. Was interesting to read about his party life and the speculation of using shrooms before the attack is funny! Just hoping Marner is ready for a more serious locker room and life in Warsaw hahaha 

[KC15 340]

Review:  Couldn't help reading the above review and couldn't disagree more.  NOT a clean read.  The grammar is not at all clean and enough gaffes are committed that it actually makes it hard to read.  Here is an example:    Some witnesses even viewed Marner taunt and ask if the 9-year-best people if he “also wanted some."  What is meant by "the 9-year-best people"?  The additional "if" in the sentence is completely redundant and makes the sentence awkward.  There are numerous glitches like this which make up for a difficult read.  However, I did find the subject matter interesting and the heading titles helped create some structure.  5/10