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Historic Player Enters VHL

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Pajodcast, seen here celebrating a goal in the world championships, is a 110% bet for 1st overall in everything

 

SARAJEVO, Bosnia and Herzegovina - Having just announced his intentions to enter the S41 VHL draft, future franchise-superstar Rift Pajodcast has already solidified his position as the best prospect in VHL history. There is some controversy however, as league officials are currently completely flabbergasted as to what rules apply to an ethereal, purely aural, non-sentient, and three headed player. Some adjustments will have to be made in order to accommodate Pajodcast, such as triple-tpe availability (but only for corco, nobody else). Pajodcast already has a good idea of teams that he will refuse to play for, although those will be named at a later date, so strategically late so that the teams will most definitely be fucked over by pajodcast's decision. His play-style is that of a complete government-shutdown center, due to his advantageous 360° field of vision. Also, the reason why his faceoff skill is so high? Three faces are better than one. bitch

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