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The sure fire way to improve recruitment/marketing

 

Everyone always says that there are no good ideas when it comes to ways to improve our marketing efforts, but that is simply untrue. There is one sure-fire method that everyone has forgotten about, except @BOOM.

 

Where we you when Boom dropped the hottest titties the VHL has ever seen? That single post probably attracted hundreds of new 12 year olds to play in the league. If my business minor in college taught me anything its that sex sells. Imagine a world where we partner with PornHub. We could get the post-video ads and start something like "Did post-nut clarity hit a little too hard? We have a solution for you, join the VHL". Literally would attract more 14 year olds than this league has ever had even during covid.

 

I also advise that any new graphics created must use a naked body. Hockey equipment in sigs is nice, but we're playing virtually, so we don't need that. We should also start allowing NSFW content on discord. In every channel. Think about how good of a first impression it would be to join the VHL discord server and someone FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY getting rizzed up by some hot babe with her tits out. Literally all of the 11 year olds would stay.

 

All I'm saying is if I had a way to look at hot nudes AND play virtual hockey I might just transfer my whole retirement fund to the league.

I literally found this place because of BOOM. So I support this message.

 

Also, look at these people freaking out because we have left the golden age. Things gonna get really nasty in the VHL Recession. First thing to go is COC then the VHLE, then this place is just a porn website with 5 days between sims.

 

buckle up snowflakes

2 minutes ago, STZ said:

I literally found this place because of BOOM. So I support this message.

 

Also, look at these people freaking out because we have left the golden age. Things gonna get really nasty in the VHL Recession. First thing to go is COC then the VHLE, then this place is just a porn website with 5 days between sims.

 

buckle up snowflakes

 

 

The VHL owes me 5000 TPE for the quality of this recruit!

54 minutes ago, STZ said:

I literally found this place because of BOOM. So I support this message.

 

Also, look at these people freaking out because we have left the golden age. Things gonna get really nasty in the VHL Recession. First thing to go is COC then the VHLE, then this place is just a porn website with 5 days between sims.

 

buckle up snowflakes

Sold!

Currently in talks with AdamEve to design a VHL themed stroker with a bonus 15 TPE code when they sign up for the league. They're really pushing the Riley Reid model but frankly that ones been ran through a bit too much with other promos.

9 hours ago, BOOM said:

I'll try some 18+ GFX next week. I'll take the ban, for the benefit of recruitment.

Taking one for the team, are you?

52 minutes ago, BOOM said:

If I post what I started to fool around with in PS this afternoon, it might be the last time anyone sees me in the VHL. 

DM me... ;)

I have a great photo of a woman giving birth. Close up with the baby halfway out. What could possibly be wrong with something so natural. It was going to be the " Birth of a Player" theme. 

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