Yvel's All-Stars

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Tord Yvel Drafts his All Star team.

Hello and Welcome to VHL times.
Today we sat down and had a Chat with Tord Yvel.
Who didn’t make the All-star game.
Dare one say he was FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY!? No, certainly not.
  He’s been dogshit all season and both him and we know he shouldn't be within two states of an All star Game.

Instead he get’s to sit here and answer my questions, Lucky him!

This time We have asked him to pick out his AllStar five.

Based solely on this season, he has to motivate why he chose the player he did.

We’ll start of with the top 3 forwards, 1 of each, Leftwing, center, rightwing.

 

The stage is your’s Tord.

 

Left Wing
AK92 wit da Hoodie - @hedgehog337

What a season! this is Hall of fame numbers for sure. 47 Games 69 points.

Looking at the numbers it’s easy to believe that this is a blue-line coastin’ puck hog.

But that couldn’t be farther from the truth. With 171 bone crushing hits he is engaged everywhere one the ice!
Goalies and Players be Aware!

He’ll snipe, he’ll crush, ya girl will blush!

(Or Gush,pick one depending on age and other factors)

Center
I’m not certain who to pick here

There’s two/three Centers that would all be deserving and a lot more Centers is just a smidge from being in contention. 

the top is all worthy of this place so i just have to go with my gut here.

The Frenchman - @OrbitingDeath
23 goals and 49 assists. for 72 points

Top of da league!

I sometimes overvalue assists but I love a good pass more than a snipe

Henrik over Daniel Sedin and so on.
And if you like nice apples you should go to the Capital and watch This Tricoloure machine!


Right Wing

Ron DeSantis!

(Easy there,  I’m Kidding. None of those fucks can come to my All-Star Game)
This one was a bit easier, With only 3 RW’s in the top 20 of points.

Yaroslav Trunov - @qripll
Second in the league with 70 points spread pretty evenly with 33 goals and 37 assists.

Trunov seems to be a jack of all trades for the Chicago phoenix’s, 164 hits gets him on the 8th place in hits for in the league.

Watch out if meet Trunov out there or you might be eating pizza through a straw next time!


 

 

For this there was a clear cut number one

Then there was a whole flurry of worthy players, impossible to do everyone justice.....

I will choose to go with one  of my personal favorites for 2nds All Star Defender.

 

1st Defender

Mark Calaway - @Beketov

40 apples and 16 goals for 56 points. As a defender is

pretty, preeeeettttyyy preeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttyyyy goood!.

That put’s him 19th in total scoring and the only D-man in the top 20.

Calaway gives his team an offensive output without sacrificing to much on the defense side it looks like

124 Hits and 105 Blocked potatoes.

2nd Defender

The only one that might be a bit controversial, but would definitely be my pick.

 

Liv Slater - @Subject056
Putting up 48 points in 48 games

All while having some of the nicest numbers on the back end

with 148 bone crushing hits and blocked the puck 153 times

Liv is doing something right.

And all this on a rebuilding Vancouver team.

That is fantastic!

 

 

 

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