Ball 453 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 To come play in Seattle Why would you want to play for the Seattle Bears? That's a great question friend and for that I have great answers. Seattle is a the place to be for all the best players in the VHL. Just look at the young talent we have. Smyl is the goalie of the future, Ball, Blade, and Brovalenko are three of the nicest guys you will meet (unless you meet them on the opposite end of the ice), and don't get me started on that defense they got there. I mean why go head to head with those brutes when you can have them behind you, protecting not only the net, but your ass when you start to run your mouth on the ice (believe me, when your a Bear, there's a lot of reasons to be trash talking the other teams). Hell you don't even really have to wanna play for the Bears to join the team. Do you like coffee? Seattle is world renown for it's hot cup of joe. Do you hate the sun and nice weather? Of course you do, I mean we play inside a rink, ontop of ice, freezing our asses off. Well, you can enjoy that cold, miserable feeling at all times in Seattle. It rains half the time anyway and we are right at the top of the country, so you know its gonna be cold. Do I got your attention yet? I'm sure i do but i'll keep going anyway. Seattle's got some of the best fans around. They show up loud, proud, and ready to cheer their home team every single game (I mean they got nothing better to do anyway so why not) So, to sum it all up, were probably gonna see you this offseason and we look forward to having (insert your name here) be apart of the greatest team to ever set foot in the VHL. Together we stand, divided your gonna lose to the Bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,339 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 This might be an odd question but did Greg survive the site switch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,828 Posted October 29, 2013 Admin Share Posted October 29, 2013 Overtaking New York really boosts morale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 This might be an odd question but did Greg survive the site switch? He didnt handle it particularly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 OK WHERE DO I SIGN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted October 30, 2013 Author Share Posted October 30, 2013 Overtaking New York really boosts morale. We showed them who the real a'muricans where. OK WHERE DO I SIGN? The S36 finance sheets of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,090 Posted October 30, 2013 Share Posted October 30, 2013 (I mean they got nothing better to do anyway so why not) Except to watch the Seahawks barley get wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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