Tagger 2,722 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Just a reminder as to what Encarnacion is capable of We thought we were finally safe. Edwin Encarnacion seemed to have found happiness with his play and his team, there was no reason for him to relapse into his volatile ways. However, after the most recent VHL Magazine featured an article that suggested that Calgary should trade Encarnacion in order to get value for him before his retirement, the Dominican hockey player went on a volatile outburst threatening to burn down stadiums and offices related to the VHL Magazine or anyone involved in a potential trade for Encarnacion. In truth, it’s somewhat surprising for the VHL Magazine to print this information. Encarnacion had made it clear in the past that an agreement was reached with current Wranglers general manager Austin Gow prior to Encarnacion’s signing that he would not be traded to another team. In addition, Encarnacion is a terrible hockey player with nothing to contribute to a title-contending team and has no desire to participate in the playoffs. When we caught up with Encarnacion after he caught wind of the article, he had this to say: Does he have no heart? Does he have no conscience? DOES HE HAVE NO SOUL!? “Fuck e’ryone and e’rythin’ man, nahmsayin’? Motherfuckers wanna make a brotha go somewhere a brotha don’t wanna go man, then I’m gonna have to handle that like a rational brotha does man, nahmsayin’? And that’s burn every motherfucking building to the motherfucking ground! Ya feel me, son? I’m in the middle of one of my best years dog and they think I should be offed to a team so I can sit on a bench behind motherfuckers who don’t wanna PIM? Nah, fuck that man, if I ain’t sittin’ in that penalty box, I’m standin’ on that motherfuckin’ ice man. Either that or I’m squattin’ tryin’ to shit out my full 15, nahmsayin’? But yeah, if they wanna go to war dog, I’ll bring them a motherfuckin’ war. I’ll shit in their water cooler, I’ll shit in their punch bowl, I’ll shit in their desk. Fuck, I’ll even shit in their toilets, ya feel me playa? So this be my final warnin’ dog. VHL Mag boys, well you fucked either way to be honest, Im’a burn your establishment to the fuckin’ ground for printin’ that shit. Now if Calgary trades me, then they gon’ get their shit burnt down as well, ya know? And that be the same for any fucker who thinks I wanna play the fuck off after the season when a fool should be fuckin’ sunnin’ it up on vacation, nahmsayin’? So they fucked as well!” We then caught up with Steve Zee, editor of the VHL Magazine to get his thoughts on the article and whether he regrets putting through the article now that there are threats from Encarnacion that they will find their place of work burned down. “We absolutely do have no regrets about our decision to publish the article pertaining to the potential options available for the Calgary Wranglers regarding Encarnacion. While we may not all agree on the content of an article, specifically regarding opinion pieces, we are of the belief that any writer should be free to write whatever they wish to without fear of repercussions. We are surprised and disappointed with Edwin’s reaction to the piece, as it was only last week that we devoted a front cover and two pages worth of articles to him and his “PIMing achievements”. However, as with all Encarnacion threats of arson, we have to take them very seriously and, while it will be costly to hire a fire crew dedicated to manning our property for the next week, it is entirely necessary considering the mental instability of Encarnacion.” In other news, a hooded figure has recently entered the VHLM to play for the Oslo Storm. While the player refused to answer our questions, we have been told that he will enter the Season 43 VHLM Draft and then subsequently the Season 44 VHL Draft. We’ve also been told that people who have interacted with the hooded figure have felt “significantly warmer” when in his presence, however there are currently no reasons put forward as to why this is the case. Higgins, BOOM and eaglesfan036 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/18424-claimedencarnacion-is-threatening-to-burn-things-again-oh-and-the-sky-is-blue-final-66/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,605 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 so truez I wouldn't even trade you for 10 first round picks :3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/18424-claimedencarnacion-is-threatening-to-burn-things-again-oh-and-the-sky-is-blue-final-66/#findComment-195147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,357 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Content: 3/3 - The motherfuckin' Reincarnacion. Great article. I always find it funny having to grade long-written quotes from a player, since they're quotes. All the spelling mistakes are based off of how the players are speaking, so you can't really call them mistakes. Significantly warmer, eh? VHLMer by day, Ghost Rider by night?Grammar: 2/2 - Nothing to note!Appearance: 1/1 - FIRE!Overall: 6/6 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/18424-claimedencarnacion-is-threatening-to-burn-things-again-oh-and-the-sky-is-blue-final-66/#findComment-195190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,846 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 so truez I wouldn't even trade you for 10 first round picks :3 Worst GM ever! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/18424-claimedencarnacion-is-threatening-to-burn-things-again-oh-and-the-sky-is-blue-final-66/#findComment-195245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Claimed Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/18424-claimedencarnacion-is-threatening-to-burn-things-again-oh-and-the-sky-is-blue-final-66/#findComment-196844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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