Jericho 917 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 (edited) Many stories have been written over the years to commemorate the VHLs greats: Campbell, Braxton, Labatte, Braxton, Kanou, Braxton, Sullivan, Braxton and Logan Laich*. There's one man who nobody ever recognizes. A man who has captured the hearts of millions. A man who saved the entire world, and nobody even batted an eyelash. A man who protected us from horrors we were never aware of. A man named Noah Fucking Lefevre. Below lies the tale of the time Noah saved the entire world. The year was 2013. Noah was living in a small, one bedroom apartment with his magical friend Pope (who lived in his kitchen). Noah and Pope were pretty cool dudes, but they had this habit of befriending random losers on the internet. Some of these losers are names you would recognize. Damien Walec, Chris Miller, Ryan Power, Jason Glasser and the biggest loser of them all: Kyle Snow. One day, Noah and Kyle thought it would be really funny to prank Pope, so Noah gave Kyle the number of a girl who Pope had sexual feelings for and pretended to be Daniel Braxton. It was super funny and not-at-all stalkerish and both men laughed at every sent and received message until the joke died and Kyle let the poor girl move on with her life. Noah told Pope about the joke, who proceeded to be a real downer and then told the girl the truth. Kyle and Noah warned Pope about the consequences, but he wasn't listening. Once the girl found out she became super enraged, which was bad because she was a fucking sorceress. She cast a spell on the planet that caused trees to come to life and attack major cities. Kyle was a total hero and could totally have saved everyone's life, but he doesn't life in a major city and was like, "Fuck man, that shit's far..." So he just ignored it and flexed in front of a mirror. With Kyle off fucking around in Moncton and Pope crying under the kitchen sink, his bed, Noah was the only one who knew the source of the curse's power. He went to the witch's cave which was ninty million, one hundred and fifty thousand, hundred feet in the air. He proceeded to her cave and fought through her army of awesome karate bears. Upon entering the cave the two began a fierce battle. The battle reigned on for days and days, and Noah fought so hard he missed a long standing appointment for brunch. Eventually he was able to get the spell caster into a full nelson, and made her tap out, which ended the curse for everyone. Noah returned home a hero. He woke up Pope and the two proceeded to play video games and masturbate until the doorbell rang. Outside the door awaited 7 hot girls, who's cars had just broken down outside of the house. I'd tell you the rest of the story, but if you've ever seen a porno you know exactly what happened. *As fucking if Edited May 25, 2015 by Jericho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Why am I a sidepiece character? YOU'RE OUT OF MY UPCOMING SPINOFF OF JURDY AND FRIENDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sixersfan594 247 Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Content 3/3 - Funny story, I started laughing and started over the read to re-focus Grammar 2/2 - good Appearance - Not hideous Final 6/6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jericho 917 Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 Why am I a sidepiece character? YOU'RE OUT OF MY UPCOMING SPINOFF OF JURDY AND FRIENDS You're in the spinoff. Part two Damien...part two... .sniffuM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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