Admin Victor 10,940 Posted June 30, 2015 Admin Share Posted June 30, 2015 In addition to winning the title of Most Random VHL Champion Ever, the Seattle Bears made history in Season 43 by having a properly assembled VHL roster of 6 forwards, 4 defencemen, and 1 goaltender. Yes, not only did the Bears have the full two-line roster and a goalie (and of course the magnificent SEA G), but they also had 2 centers, 2 left wingers, and 2 right wingers. Perfection! The VHL's OCD department has already emailed its thanks to the rightful GM Tyler Barabash. More often than not, championship-winning (and otherwise) teams in the VHL have an unbalanced selection of forwards, featuring three centers or one center or more left wingers than right wingers. It forces players to play out of their natural position, creating psychological pressure and significant post-retirement issues, including depression, alcoholism, and recreation. This is without mentioning the common recent practice of icing a roster without the full complement of defencemen or forwards or, in extreme cases, both. I'm looking at you, S25, S31, and S38 Davos. Fucking pricks. The last team to pass the VHL's rigorous autistic criteria was the S23 Calgary Wranglers roster, fitting since that team was known to take the same steroids as its Seattle successor 20 seasons later. May this be the start of a new streak, for the benefit of us all. Phil 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 How we look for S44? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,185 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 How's that search for a worse 1st line center coming? Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 How's that search for a worse 1st line center coming? We found one. Faraday is switching to center, change your predictions accordingly folks. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted June 30, 2015 Author Admin Share Posted June 30, 2015 How we look for S44?I don't know, seems to be a distinct lack of season index. How's that search for a worse 1st line center coming?Give it time. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235675 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 This season's Calgary has 2 centers, 2 left wings, 1 right wing (will be 2 at some point , and 4 dmen hooray calgary Phil 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted June 30, 2015 Author Admin Share Posted June 30, 2015 This season's Calgary has 2 centers, 2 left wings, 1 right wing (will be 2 at some point , and 4 dmen hooray calgary Just have to beat the evil empire. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ball 453 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Just have to beat the evil empire. Thats the least of our worries Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 5 forwards and 3 defensemen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but ya the best combo is to get old guys with rookies so you can have 6 with 4. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/21501-seattle-makes-more-history/#findComment-235687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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