Firing Truth Bullets from The Hip

[Tagger 2,722]

In his spare time, Stockholm Vikings Defenseman Prince Gigga-Bijou likes to debate in favour of being able to use the word “yellow” as a verb

 

After he gets his game winning goal, Jorma Ruutu is on his way to steal your girl

 

One day in 2008, Scotty Campbell heard the verse “Hey Hey, You You, I Can Be Your Girlfriend!” from the Avril Lavigne song “Girlfriend”, and from there the VHL was born. It is now considered the world’s largest web forum dedicated to catfishers.  

 

A proposed “Reverse Draft”, where teams take it in turns to use players to receive draft picks was cancelled after VHL Commissioner William Shaw discovered Kanye West was making a video game.

 

The Calgary Wranglers, much like Clay Matthews and the New Orleans Pelicans, don’t actually exist.

 

Jamie Vardy isn’t having a party. In fact, he’s fucking miserable that the New York Americans made the playoffs.

 

Scientific experiments have made a ground-breaking discovery that Devon De La Soul “ain’t got no soul”? Batman could not be reached for comment.

 

If the VHL ever expands to 11 teams, that team will play its home games in a dictionary and will, somewhat aptly, be nicknamed the “Lightning”.

[Ahma 1,428]

what

[Victor 10,940]

2007 m8, -0/6