Duddy 159 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Well, well guess who won a cup? The New York Americans won the motherfucking cup. Why does this matter to you? It does not at all, but I need some TPE so I though about telling you people about the events that totally changed my life. (It really does not, but time to move on) Anyway, I'm here to tell you that I'm going to test free agency. Please GMs don't soil yourself by the thought of having me on your team. Every team gets a shot at me and all of my 200+ TPE. Time for my list of demands. 1) Money I love money, who doesn't love money? Currently I'm making 2 million VHL dollars, I'm looking for at least a 100% raise or more. (much more) 2) Ice Time Don't really care how much time I spend on the ice. I get bored pretty easily so the less I have to play, the better. Gimme under 16 minutes a game and I'm a happy camper. 3) Full Control of the teams Social Media Accounts Yeah, that's right. I want full control on how the team is percieved in the world of social media. If I want to post a dick pic, I want to be able to. If I want to post pics of the owners daughter snorting coke of my cock, I will do just that. It will be a fantastic joyride for me and all our fans. If you can give me all of the above, I will probably sign with your team. If not, I have to retire and cry in the corner. eaglesfan036 and der meister 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,741 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 #3 Is probably the most important. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregreg 930 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Welcome to Cologne Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
der meister 3,188 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I've missed you Duddy Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316721 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,119 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 DUDDDDDDDDY Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316730 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,153 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Some to Stockholm and make it great again Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duddy 159 Posted March 3, 2016 Author Share Posted March 3, 2016 19 hours ago, gregreg said: Welcome to Cologne Been there, got traded, won't go there again Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/28533-oh-hi-free-agency/#findComment-316835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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