Banackock 8,045 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 (edited) All thanks to a little silly bullshit I had with updating my player (bless @Kendrick and his beautiful soul), I find myself writing an additional article this week to simply earn that sweet goodness we're all addicted to. No @Draper, unfortunately, that sweet goodness isn't pussy and sorry @eaglesfan036, It isn't Pokemon. Gotta catch em all though, Am I right? I'm talking about that sweet, addicting TPE that gets all our dicks hard come update day. The thing that allows @Ghost Reaper's ego to grow 3 sizes bigger on Sundays and keeps @Higgins up late at night writing in his diary. Higgins diary read: Dear Diary, Today I woke up, took a shit and got out of bed. On the pillow, burn marks and a cigar lay from the night before after carelessly falling asleep. Guess I shouldn't watch Cops and bash my bishop at the same-time. I thought of brushing my teeth but thought, what would Jesus do? So I didn't. I sat down, poured a bowl of frosted flakes because IMMMM GREAAAT, logged into the VHL and got my sweet fix of TPE. The rest of the day, I pretty much masturbated, listened to Adele and microwaved my cell phone because the internet told me to do it. The end. Higgins And Higgins signs his journal because he's a bad ass bitch like that. Now that I took up enough space, the idea that I came up with for my second article of the week with the question relating to the article being.. IF I took ONE player from each team.. to build a good team and having 6 forwards, 3 D and a goalie.. Who the fuck would I take? So fuck it, let's take a look and go down the list of teams and see what shit goodness we end up with. NORTH AMERICA (1G, 5 F) Calgary Wranglers Ariel Weinstein - G - @Smarch 703 TPE My boy, Smarch. Classy goalie, still got a few years left in him which is why he was taken over Winsgod (wheelchair bound yet? @CowboyinAmerica) New York Americans Edwin Reencarnation - C - @YEAH!stlemania 1056 TPE Old as balls, but what else do you take from the team other than oxygen? Eddy will still lead the way and rape shit on a stacked line. Quebec Meute Aleski Koponen - C - @Draper 1005 TPE Simple and short, always nice to have a commish on your team. Only way @brovy will one day be able to win a cup. Better do it while Raper is still there. Seattle Bears Bogdan Podarok - RW - @ADwyer87 Said if I didn't pick him, he'd publicly ask to be traded. #Cunt Toronto Legion Zach Parechkin - LW @DollarAndADream 752 TPE For some reason, I truly like this player and I have no idea why. Maybe the name? Maybe that he's a total fucking beast. Can't pick a player from each team and not take Parechkin. EUROPE (5 D, 1 F) Cologne Express Phil Hamilton - D - @Phil 1029 TPE If you're surprised at this pick, fill the tub up with water, put your head under and don't come back up. Phil is #1. HC Davos Dynamo Shawn Muller - RW - Changed his fucking username again or some shit? 529 TPE Best player on the team imo other than Sandro maybe. Muller is a beast and a great player. Robbie and his counterpart ego may think otherwise? @KingRobbie Helski Titans Wish I could take Odinsson because he's #1, but Shayne Gow - D - @flyersfan1493 246 TPE Nothing wrong with having some promising young defensive spects on your roster and if you want someone like that, Gow is the way to go. RIGA REIGN or something like that TITAN KRONOS - D - @Evans 303 TPE Oddly enough, a fan of Kronos. Gonna be good dman one day and will be the backbone of Riggg. STOCKHOLM VIKINGS Diana Maxwell - W - @Streetlight 341 TPE My fucking girl Diana. Linemates in Brampton, justa pure beast with tits. So as you can see, kinda fucked up and decided to go 6/3/1 but who gives a shit. I simply need the TPE and the idea was cool. If I would have put more thought and time into it, potentially would have turned out better with a stronger team. However, still a stacked team with strong goaltending, forwards and defense with a mix of youth. Parechkin - Koponen - Podarok Maxwell - Edwin - Muller Hamilton - Kronos Gow - ????? Weinstein Edited July 30, 2016 by Banackock Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Damn, son. Thanks for the kind words. Yeah, Parechkin is a pretty cool name. The origin is just me mixing my two favourite players together...Zach Parise and Alex Ovechkin. Parechkin just sounds cool. Plus he turned beast. Lucky me. Thanks for letting me be one of the anchors on your dream team. All you really need is 6/3/1. Lots of teams have done it. Just ride Phil on every line on D and you're solid. There's no endurance anyways. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Quote Said if I didn't pick him, he'd publicly ask to be traded. #Cunt True story Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363469 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,602 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 lol you think diana maxwell is sterling Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 8,045 Posted July 30, 2016 Author Share Posted July 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: lol you think diana maxwell is sterling Streetlight, Sterling. Same shit, different pile. All the same toilet paper, different brands. eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 What is this plagiarism Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling 1,997 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 12 hours ago, Banackock said: Streetlight, Sterling. Same shit, different pile. All the same toilet paper, different brands. Only difference is I don't juggle Banackock 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363528 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Review: Any team with me on it seems like a good team in my book! Seems like a solid team, though I would have made some different picks (cough WinGod). 744 words Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/32510-plug-and-play-take-one-reviewed/#findComment-363681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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