Americans Christmas Party

[BluObieZ 1,125]

Twas the night of the New York Americans Christmas Party

A tradition started many years ago

After Robbie left the team in the shitter

But now SWC3 was there to fuck things up

but only his game

so no one gave a fuck

 

The players arrived one by one

And shook fans hands with care

They all worried when the King would be there

and how his antics would be too much to bare

But no one gave a shit 

Because it was Christmas 

And it was the time to be Merry

 

They all stood around singing shitty Christmas Songs

With a guy named Tyler Perry

Who I don't know who the fuck he is

But that didn't matter

 

But all of a sudden

A loud crash and swoosh

Made the women swoon

They all looked towards the door to what was a matter

In came the King 

All disheveled and cussing 

 

"Who parked there" He yelled

To which they asked "Where?" 

He pointed out to the lot in a snowy haze

At which point they knew there cars were all a mess

 

But that didn't matter

Even when cussed out "Fuck off"

Because now it was time presents 

So they were handed out with care

The King tore his open 

And soon realized it was a Zune 

With little care "A fucking zune? do they even still make these?" he shouted out

 

They tried to calm him down

telling him it was all joke

But it was much too late

The King was pissed

So told a little old lady to shove it up her poon

Then straight out the door he went

and left like a puff

While shouting "Fuck you all, and to all fucked up night!"

 

@brovy @der meister @Phil @STZ @gorlab @Toast @Mr. Power

 

 

Edited December 18, 2016 by KingRobbie

[der meister 3,188]

I loved my zune. Great device 

 

[scoop 3,432]

59 minutes ago, KingRobbie said:

 

@brovy @der meister @Phil @STZ @gorlab @Toast @Mr. Power

 

 

 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

12 minutes ago, Streetlight said:

 

Legit forgot you

[STZ 5,360]

Was this suppose to rhyme?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

15 minutes ago, STZ said:

Was this suppose to rhyme?

Lol no

[STZ 5,360]

4 hours ago, KingRobbie said:

Lol no

 

Interesting choice of formatting..

[BluObieZ 1,125]

53 minutes ago, STZ said:

 

Interesting choice of formatting..

It was formatted to be like that, but more of a story then a rhyming poem