Claimed:A Christmas Cocaine... I mean Carol

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EXT-PARKING LOT-NIGHT

 

Sir William Covington III is walking to his car after a recent loss to the Riga Reign when Shaw Muller @TheLastOlympian07 comes running out of nowhere at full speed with a Christmas present in hand. As Shawn nears William’s Lamborghini he slips and slides into the car. William instantly shoves Shawn to the ground and makes sure the car is okay

 

 

 

William

 

You better have not dented the car

 

 

 

Shawn sits up and hands William a box

 

 

 

Shawn

 

MERRY!

 

 

 

William

 

Shut up

 

 

 

William says smacking the box out of Shawn’s hands

 

 

 

William

 

Buh fucking Humbug I say to you and your shitty little holiday

 

 

 

Shawn

 

You can’t be serious buddy, it’s that time of year to be Merry and happy

 

 

 

William

 

I say it again, Buh Humbug

 

 

 

Shawn

 

How can you be like this? Everyone is so happy and merry.

 

 

 

William

 

They are happy and merry being poor and stupid

 

 

 

Shawn

 

Then if that is so then why are you unhappy when you are a one percenter?

 

 

 

William

 

Because I have to live in this world with the rest of the ninety nine percent

 

 

 

William gets into his Lamborghini and speeds off leaving Shawn and his present laying on the floor.

 

 

 

INT-CLUB-NIGHT

 

William drives to a club proceeds to do a mountain of coke with his friends and random model girls.

 

 

 

INT-BEDROOM-NIGHT

 

It all becomes a blur till he wakes up in bed at three AM on Christmas. He looks towards the window as he hears a sound. He shakes his head trying to go back to sleep but he hears it again so he gets out of bed leaving two naked models lying in bed. He walks over to the window to close it when he hears

 

 

 

Voice

 

I would not be doing that if I were you

 

 

 

William

 

Oh yeah? Why is that?

 

 

 

Voice

 

Because it will hurt going through it

 

 

 

William spins around as he raises his fists preparing for a fight but he sees nothing

 

 

 

William

 

Coke dreams

 

 

 

Voice

 

Half of what you said was right

 

 

 

A big empty coke bag appears out of nowhere. It floats there in front of William. William doesn’t even look scared by this. He just looks at it with confusion with a cocaine haze stare.

 

 

 

William

 

What the fuck are you supposed to be? A used condom?

 

 

 

Voice

 

No, I am the ghost of Cocaine Past I have come to show you your past. In hopes it will change your future.

 

William

 

Okay, let’s go

 

 

 

Cocaine Past

 

Wow, that easy?

 

 

 

William

 

I’m always up for a cocaine trip

 

 

 

Cocaine Past

 

Okay… most cocaine addicts are scared of me and I have to chase them and shit

 

 

 

William

 

Well… I am not most people. I’m the fucking king!

 

 

 

William grabs hold of a corner of the bag

 

 

 

William

 

Let’s go, I need to get back before the two sluts wake up

 

 

 

Cocaine past flies through the window with William

 

 

 

EXT-STREET-NIGHT

 

Cocaine Past lands on the front lawn of a huge house. Freshly fallen snow covers the lawns, trees, and roads as Cocaine past leads William to the front window. We now see a young William yelling at his parents because his gifts were not expensive enough.

 

 

 

Young William

 

This gold Rolex was the ten thousand dollar one not the twenty like I wanted

 

 

 

Covington Sr

 

You are six years old you should be happy with that

 

 

 

Young William

 

This is bullshit! People will laugh at me because I got the cheap one

 

 

 

Covington Sr

 

No one will laugh at you with that watch

 

 

 

Young William

 

Pablo will

 

 

 

Covington Sr

 

Pablo can suck a dick

 

 

 

Young William

 

Yeah fuck him!

 

 

 

Covington Sr

 

Now, now son no swearing on Christmas. Just say you wish him a unpleasant Christmas and hope he and his family are all sad… Like I do his horrid father who thinks he is better then me. God I hope he dies on his shitty little private Jet. Ours is so much better

 

 

 

Young William

 

I hope they all die

 

 

 

William’s father pats him on the head

 

 

 

Covington Sr

 

That’s a good boy

 

 

 

Cocaine Past looks on in horror

 

 

 

Cocaine Past

 

I thought bringing you back here would show you what your addiction is robbing you of but I kind of see why you are so fucked

 

 

 

William

 

More like fucking amazing!

 

 

 

Cocaine Past

 

Okay… let me bring you somewhere else in hopes you get what I am trying to show you

 

 

 

William

 

Okay… but only one more place bud. I have cocaine to do

 

 

 

INT-CLUB-NIGHT

 

William is inside a club at the age of 15 dealing cocaine. Yes a 15 year old in a club. Since he owns it. He is now seen cutting the coke with laundry detergent and other fucked up things. He then is seen selling Pablo the cocaine.

 

 

 

INT-JET-NIGHT

 

Pablo is now seen snorting the coke with his family and the pilots on the plane as the plane is on autopilot. Pablo now thinks he can fly so he opens the door to the plane making him fly out and hit an engine. This causes a plane crash killing all on board.

 

 

 

William

 

Fuck yeah! He got what he deserved!

 

 

 

Cocaine Past

 

Okay, I give up

 

 

 

INT-BEDROOM-NIGHT

 

Cocaine Past drops off William but as Cocaine Past leaves Cocaine Present arrives.

 

 

 

William

 

Come on, this is getting stupid

 

 

 

Cocaine Present

 

Come with me and I will show you what your cocaine use is doing to the people you love

 

 

 

William

 

I love no one

 

 

 

Cocaine Present

 

Okay… the people you care about?

 

 

 

William

 

I only care about myself

 

 

 

Cocaine Present

 

Wow… we should have had a cocaine ghost meeting before this one… just come with me

 

 

 

William

 

Okie dokie flying cocaine bag

 

 

 

INT-HOCKEY RINK-DAY

 

Cocaine Present shows William what his use is doing to his team. As his team practices William lays inside the net passed out. They shoot pucks at him in a effort to wake him so he can move but it just wakes him and makes him throw the pucks at them. He then begins to snort the ice.

 

 

 

William

 

Ah yes, fond memories with the boys

 

 

 

INT-LEAGUE CHRISTMAS PARTY-NIGHT

 

 

 

Next Cocaine Present shows William being an asshole at the annual league Christmas Party. William is seen yelling at a wall before Shawn Muller walks over to him and taps him on the shoulder

 

 

 

Shawn

 

You really should have signed in Riga

 

 

 

William

 

Fuck you eggplant

 

 

 

Shawn

 

Eggplant?

 

 

 

William

 

Yeah you are an eggplant aren’t you not?

 

 

 

Shawn

 

No… I’m Mully, your best bud

 

 

 

William

 

You mean you are "The Mulligan"?

 

 

 

Shawn

 

Yes

 

 

 

William

 

Fuck you, you little dick weasel. I hate you

 

 

 

Shawn

 

How can you say that?

 

 

 

William

 

Easy, I just say it and don't care about how it effects people

 

 

 

Shawn

 

That's hurtful

 

 

 

William

 

Good

 

 

 

 

 

INT-BEDROOM-NIGHT

 

Cocaine Present

 

Do you see what it is doing to you?

 

 

 

William

 

Making me amazing?

 

 

 

Cocaine Present

 

No… making you an asshole

 

 

 

William

 

I am and always will be one. Cocaine didn’t make me one, in fact it calmed me down

 

 

 

Cocaine Present

You cannot be serious

 

 

William

Yes, if I wasn’t high right now I would burn you so you would leave me alone

 

 

 

Cocaine Present disappears

 

 

 

Cocaine

 

Well I’M DONE! You have a go!

 

 

 

Cocaine Future appears

 

 

 

William

 

Let’s get this over with

 

 

 

EXT-GRAVEYARD-DAY

 

It’s Christmas morning in the future sometime. We see graves as far as the eye can see. As we come across the graves of Pablo’s family which all read “Fuck them, I shit on their memories”  then the grave of Williams father which reads “Was a true father in the simplest terms. Lived and died not givin’ a fuck. Something I adapted into my own life” and finally the grave of Shawn Muller which reads “Mully lived and died a nice guy, which in the end killed him. So fuck him” All the graves are side by side. We now see a passed out William laying behind the grave. Obviously passed out from all the cocaine and partying he has done.

 

 

 

Cocaine Future

 

Can you now see what it has done to your life and people around you?

 

 

 

William

 

Yeah! Made their lives amazing because they are around me. I remember them by burying them in a place I can find them even in my high moments.

 

 

 

INT-BEDROOM-MORNING

 

Cocaine Future literally drops William in his room

 

 

 

Cocaine Future

 

You are literally not savable

 

 

 

William

 

Fuck you too

 

 

 

William looks at his bed to see the sluts are gone. William shrugs and calls Mully.

 

 

 

Shawn

 

Merry Christmas Buddy!

 

 

 

William

 

Thank me

 

 

 

Shawn

 

For?

 

 

 

William

 

Just do it

 

 

 

Shawn

 

You need to be more specific than that. Are you high on coke again? On Christmas (whispers) Day? Have you no shame?

 

 

 

William

 

I am the Cocaine! I’ve always been the cocaine and always will be the cocaine

 

 

 

William hangs up the phone and does a line a of cocaine

 

 

 

William

 

Merry Fucking Christmas

 

 

 

 

Fade to black

 

@Streetlight @STZ @Mr. Power @Phil @gorlab @der meister @brovy

 

 

Edited December 24, 2016 by KingRobbie

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this was amazing. great read. you meanie. should have signed with riga

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