BluObieZ 1,125 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 So I literally do not have the time or energy to do a scouting report so I will have fun with this weeks MS. As you know, I am a very ignorant person. I ignore all happenings and all that shit. Well! today I will take wild guesses and stabs in the dark at what really happens around here while I am not around. This should be fun and 100% not accurate. 1. The disappearance of @TheLastOlympian07 this homo seems to have lost all interest to the league. I don't blame him for leaving, but I also find myself angry at him. I was supposed to leave before him, but yet I sit here about to embark on my final player tour and he is gone. Gone to the land of the living. Where things are actually real. Why did he leave? I believe he left because one day he woke up, scratched his balls as he yawned and said to himself "god damn i'm a man! and I should do manly things." So he set out on a manly adventure... Well what he thought was a manly adventure. Well it was not. He went camping. Alone. Which led to crying alone. Which led to thinking about how his life went on a odd left turn. After all these sad things he cannot bring himself back because he cannot come up with a good enough lie as to where the fuck he went. Pretty sad bud. Sad indeed. I shake my head at you. 2. @Ahma We all know that Ahma has not been active around here since the disappearance of his lizard. (Pause in remembrance) I SAID PAUSE! have you no heart? fuck you then! Anyways! I've talked to the finnish fuck a few times here and there when we both are on or he leaves me a message and I respond in a week and so on. Anyways the point is that we've talked... He claims he is more active in another online league. So I sent my Robbie Spy's out to see if this is true. Not only is it true, but he is also a clown in Finnland. Yes, you read that right. He is a clown at a circus. His act was lizard juggling till his prized lizard ran away because of poor food and cage conditions. This spiraled Ahma out of control and he blamed the VHL for him not looking after his prized lizard. He looks down at this league. He rather go to a shittier league because it does not remind him of the lizard that got away. 3. Kendrick Retirement. Yes I did not tag him because if you tag him 3 times he will reappear and I do not want to be the first one to do it. Then i will be blamed for him coming back. Anyways. I believe he left in a fit of rage because his wife wanted him to fiddle her pleasure button. He said all he needed was the buttons on his keyboard. She threatened to buy a vibrator which effectively would kill their sex life if he did not hag up the key board and paid attention to her needs. So he staged a freak out and retired. Tyler, DollarAndADream and Ahma 1 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Hey! That's just not true, I swear I am not a clown or in circus! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-536051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted July 23, 2018 Author Share Posted July 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Ahma said: Hey! That's just not true, I swear I am not a clown or in circus! Fake news Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-536090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,428 Posted July 25, 2018 Share Posted July 25, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 5:08 PM, BluObieZ said: Fake news uyou're fake news! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-536418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted July 28, 2018 Share Posted July 28, 2018 fake news DollarAndADream 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-536776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted July 29, 2018 Author Share Posted July 29, 2018 22 hours ago, TheLastOlympian07 said: fake news fuck right off Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-536842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 7/28/2018 at 9:40 PM, BluObieZ said: fuck right off banned Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-537132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 4 hours ago, TheLastOlympian07 said: banned Oh no. Please no. Please God no. Noooooooooo Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-537157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Review Your MS' are always funny and indeed make me laugh. I did go to the land of the living and I did go camping but not alone. It was agood time. but have no fear Robert I am back and you should just take a break if you are feeling burnt out then come back like I did. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-544717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Gonzalez 33 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 JGRS Review Information: 5/10 I really think this isn't fair this isnt meant to be informative, but I can't put myself to give you an unfair score here. Readability: 10/10 You don't understand how much I enjoyed reading this because of the jokes throughout. I would very happy to read many more of these. Roleplay: NA Total Score: 15/20 Again I think you deserve higher, but the fact that this rating system is based off of informative texts it just doesn't give you a fair rating. Cornflakers 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/51132-guessing-game-22/#findComment-544844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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