Kandee Cain Reacts to Trade Rumors

[SlashACM 38]

There has been some buzz around Reapers starting goalie Wendy "Kandee" Cain, with lots of teams noticing her skill and growth, and her big "assets" and would love to add her to their squad. Multiple sources have confirmed Philly GM Blade has been asked if she was looking to move Cain, and we asked Cain what she had to say about it. Here is here answer:

 

"Yeah I heard the boys are sniffing around to see if they can get a piece of Kandee, there's a reason I bought a condo in Philly. I told the GMs at the draft to fuck off, and I went to where I wanted to in the draft and my GM was able to get some good pieces before swooping around and picking me up late. I want to be in Philadelphia and play for the Reapers. They are a good team with good people, and have a fun locker room. Even if they speak French or are Latvian or cheer for Buffalo (ew) or have kids or are named Walter (Who the fuck names their kid Walter..?), they are still a loveable bunch with heart and a drive to win. No other team has the atmosphere that Blade built in Philly. Did you know Saskatoon doesn't even have custom emojis in their LR? How the fuck am I supposed to express that I'm sad without a blastoise pepe?? Seriously. Get some god damn custom emojis before you even THINK about offering a trade for me. Anyways, Go Reapers, Fuck Houston, and unless you offer four first round picks for me have fun seeing me play for the other team and being jealous. Ta ta~"

 

Well there you have it, Wendy's statement on trade rumors. See you all next week.

[FrostBeard 2,061]

Full support from Frostbeard - you are the best goalie in VHLM in my eyes and you can choose what you want - Stars choose their own path while others follow!

P.S. Latvians are your biggest fans!

Edited March 11, 2019 by FrostBeard

[nethi99 39]

Don't blame Saskatoon!

[Peace 1,562]

Custom emojis are over rated and for snowflakes who need (require?) special attention.