Disgraced Former Halifax GM Spotted Mumbling About "Hobbitses" in Local Bar

[Gustav 6,469]

HALIFAX--

His palms are sweaty.

Knees weak, arms are heavy.

He's got vomit on his sweater already.

Mom's spaghetti.

 

At least, that seems to describe Anthony Rogers these days. 

 

Rogers rose to stardom in the management world in S64, serving as the head of the Halifax 21st for a season and a half before abruptly disappearing in the middle of S66 amid allegations of Satanic team activity, including but not limited to burning an effigy of a Houston player, sacrificing a goat during an intermission, and, most recently, revealing a new logo packed with hidden subliminal messages. Rogers didn't just step down--he disappeared altogether, and could not be located by even close friends or family until earlier this week, when he was seen in a poor mental state at a Halifax bar.

 

"I was sitting right next to him for 20 minutes or so before I even figured out who he was," says Jack Hoover, a local patron. "He'd gained about fifty pounds, his hair was a mess, his hands were shaking, and he was talking to himself quite a bit. I didn't hear much, but I know I heard the phrase 'sneaky little hobbitses' in there somewhere."

 

Rogers' appearance was confirmed by the bartender, who "did a double-take" at his ID that night. Though he confirmed that he is still living in Halifax, Rogers declined to answer further questions.

 

Welcome back @McWolf

[McWolf 3,116]

joke's on you, my hair was a mess before too

 

send help tho

[xsjack 132]

He is back now we just need spade back

[McWolf 3,116]

6 hours ago, xsjack said:

He is back now we just need spade back

yes plz come back bb @Spade18