Jailbreak at Area 51?

[Ace 85]

 

With the memery and Facebook.com shenanigans regarding an invasion of Area 51, there’s been word that a jailbreak has occurred from deep within the heavily guarded secure government facility within the desert of Nevada. A girthy red being was caught on a blurry cell phone video running and vaulting over the tall, barbed wire fences.

 

“Who was that? What was that?” inebriated onlookers shouted, clearly bewildered by what they saw. In a cloud of dust and sand, the being instantaneously came to a complete stop. “I’M A RED GUY!” it exclaimed. Its skin wasn’t truly red, but translucent, with its inner organs and blood movement free to view through the window that was its epidermis. It continued its escape with ease, accelerating to what looked like to speed of a cheetah with just two strides.

 

A chopper flew overhead. One of the tents outside of the security permiter buzzed with radio static – “Alert the National Guard and get them to Alaska. Call the Canadian embassy. He’s going to be headed North.”

 

@.sniffuM

 

[.sniffuM 1,741]

Topical.

[Quik 4,113]

What if the Area 51 raid is really cooked up by the American military to wipe out half a million of the country's dumbest population?

[Beaviss 4,957]

1 hour ago, Quik said:

What if the Area 51 raid is really cooked up by the American military to wipe out half a million of the country's dumbest population?

 

You going?

[Quik 4,113]

Just now, Beaviss said:

 

You going?

[Beaviss 4,957]

6 minutes ago, Quik said:

 

[Matt_O 897]

the area 51 raid worked. I took a time machine and got MORPHEUS from area 51