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Seattle Bares? Lawsuit Over Naked Hockey Team Goes to Court Ahead of League Expansion


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With all of the talk of the current expansion, one team has caught the attention of VHL lawyers. One of the proposed teams is the Seattle Bares, whose logo would be a bare assed and naked man skating on the ice. This has caused much friction with the VHL because of the sonic similarity to the Seattle Bears. "Its simply shameless, and I have no idea how it got that many votes," said one VHL commissioner. "First of all, we don't need two teams in Seattle. There are a million other places that deserve a team. Second, that's absolutely in lawsuit territory." The VHL has decided to take action against the minor league team, which is obviously designed to be confused with the Bears. The team has existed for a number of years, but recently changed their name. Time will tell if the Seattle Bears end up being an actual VHL or VHLM team, or if they end up putting another VHL team in the Bear city.

 

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Claiming for theme week

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This is actually a thing in Seattle

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Solstice_Parade

 

I've been to it twice before, a bunch of old people strip and bike naked in broad daylight...  if you're lucky, some of them will paint themselves beforehand

2 minutes ago, frescoelmo said:

This is actually a thing in Seattle

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Solstice_Parade

 

I've been to it twice before, a bunch of old people strip and bike naked in broad daylight...  if you're lucky, some of them will paint themselves beforehand

why would you go more than once

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6 minutes ago, Matt_O said:

why would you go more than once

 

It's actually a pretty fun festival, the bike part is a very small portion

3 hours ago, frescoelmo said:

This is actually a thing in Seattle

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Solstice_Parade

 

I've been to it twice before, a bunch of old people strip and bike naked in broad daylight...  if you're lucky, some of them will paint themselves beforehand

They did something like this in St Louis too. It's weird how it becomes normal after about 5 minutes 

3 minutes ago, .sniffuM said:

How do the Bare Naked Ladies factor into all of this?

Much better than the Bear Naked Ladies do.

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