Why the VHL gave me a mental disorder

[zepheter 586]

Sometimes I ask myself what it's like to wear a hat to sleep, but of course I don't know the answer. I don't wear hats to sleep! But I did wake up in a hand stand. You might be wondering how much I drank last night. I too cannot answer that. What I can answer, is a question that truthfully has no answer. A question that cannot be answered leaves something to be desired... and to desire something is arguably the most important motivation in human existence. For example, how many goals will I score this upcoming VHLM season? Don't you see? There's so much to be desired. I could score 1 goal or I could score 100 goals. Isn't it great just thinking about it? Now I'm motivated to go do point tasks until my hair is grey and I forget how to spell centense. I've actually just now reached 150 words.

 

Have a splendid day.

 

p.s. I like domesticable pets such as dogs and cats...

Edited November 6, 2019 by Banackock
Saved you. :)

[Banackock 7,895]

Always important to let the VHL know facts about you randomly at the end of your written work, in the form of letting them know what you like. Good stuff. 

Edited November 6, 2019 by Banackock

[zepheter 586]

6 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Good stuff. 

I can't say thank you enough, really. You've all been so kind to me.

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

5 hours ago, zepheter said:

I can't say thank you enough, really. You've all been so kind to me.

 

You are one of the nicest people on here Zeph, you get what you give out