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Gritty Will Retire at the End of this Season


eaglesfan036

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After defeating all takers in a poptart eating competition, Gritty has decided he will retire from his 2nd favorite profession at the end of S69. Gritty has gained a few pounds every since munching on his favorite smores flavored poptarts, and decided it will be in his best interest to bank some tpe to invest with univest. Looking at the 401k model, his tpe will increase exponentially each season that he invests with univest. By better investing his tpe and keeping his weight at appropriate levels, I have no doubt that Gritty will become league MVP next season. 

 

On a personal note, I did try a poptart a few weeks ago at the behest of @Poptart. They are still fine but nothing amazing. I have never actually toasted my poptarts though, am too lazy. I didn't even realize that was a thing. I think it's funny DT retired and peaced from here. Help me give him trash can emojis on SBA

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