(S73) D - Brian Funsley, TPE: 66

[Funsley 0]

Player Information

Username: Funsley

Player Name: Brian Funsley

Recruited From: Reddit

Age: 23

Position: D

Height: 72 in.

Weight: 200 lbs.

Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page

@VHLM GM

[DoktorFunk 810]

 

 

Hey there, @Funsley! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want.  We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance.

 

Perks of signing with us:

1. You will be one of our main defensemen

2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league.

3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance.

4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year!

 

 

 

I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon!

 

 

DoktorFunk

General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Edited yesterday at 06:36 AM by DoktorFunk

Edited June 2, 2020 by DoktorFunk

[Ricer13 2,796]

Welcome to the VHL @Funsley

 

I am Ricer, the GM of the VHLMs newest expansion team the Miami Marauders. We are looking for a Defensemen of your talents to slot in on the 2nd pair. There is opportunity to move up if you keep active.

 

In our short tenure we already have one of the most active locker rooms in the league with a crew of players who are eager to learn and grow this expansion team into a competitive team. 
 

If you want a ton of minutes, a fun atmosphere and a chance to be apart of something special quote this offer and type “accept” we will get you into the action right away.

 

Goodluck!.!.!

 

Ricer13

Miami Marauders GM

Edited June 2, 2020 by Ricer13

[ShawnGlade 1,010]

 

Hey @Funsley!

 

Lemme get my licks in before you face an onslaught of copy-paste offers that other GMs have already offered to other new members but I won't speak on that. I'm writing this to you because I want YOU on the Halifax 21st.

 

I won't lie, we're entering a rebuild of sort in preparation for future contention, so I can offer you a spot on our top pairing (I think tbh I need to check our lineup) and tons of ice time as well as experience in the best LR in the VHLM ! Plus look at that sexy logo, doesn't it look so CLEAN?

 

If you have any questions or concerns or just wanna talk about routers, PM me here or on discord (Shawn#2567) or ask for my AOL link

 

If you'd like to accept, quote this and say "#RideTheWave!"

[ShawnGlade 1,010]

11 minutes ago, Funsley said:

Position: D

 

7 minutes ago, DoktorFunk said:

You're a center, just like my first player!

oof

Edited June 2, 2020 by ShawnGlade

[DoktorFunk 810]

1 minute ago, ShawnGlade said:

 

oof

Lol

[Oatex 235]

Hey there @Funsley! Welcome to the VHL, im the AGM of the Yukon Rush. The GM is @MexicanCow123! We are both very funny, active, and love to joke around! We both love hockey, and would love to have you play for us!

 

We can offer you first line minutes, and a lot of points! A lot of people on our first line have over a point per game this season, and have been catching on fire lately! If you would like to join us, and your teammates, quote this, and say “Accept!”! We would love to have you as a part of Yukon!

 

#YukonRush

[bigAL 2,176]

@Funsley I see you haven't yet accepted an offer, so there's a chance you can still be persuaded!

Here's how things will work: you're going to sign with a team today, spend the rest of S72 with the team, and then enter the draft ahead of next season and potentially join a new team. That makes your first stop incredibly important, because that'll be your main introduction to the VHLM scene.

 

We at the MIAMI MARAUDERS - including me as the Assistant General Manager and @Ricer13 as the GM - want you to join our team. Badly. We're a first-year expansion team, full of first-year expansion players, and we're all learning our way through the league together. We're all fun guys (aha ha ha ha) and even though we aren't winning much, we're learning lots, preparing to be champs in S73, and figuring out how to find success in sim hockey. Our specialty this season has been on-boarding new members, finding fun ways to stay engaged with the league during periods of losing, and giving lots of ice time to the people who earn it off the ice. If you want to join a team, a community, and a strong organization, you want to join MIAMI.

 

On top of the developmental successes of Miami, you'd be a great fit for us as a player. We need some D depth badly - our top-2 D are lighting up the league scoring race, but we're thin behind them. A big ol' Brian Funsley on the back end would give us a huge boost.

 

If I've convinced you to take your talents to South Beach, click quote and say "Ahoy Miami!" to sign your Entry Level Contract (worth $1.5 MILLION!!)

 

Stay groovy
bigAL

[ShawnGlade 1,010]

I'll up my offer @Funsley, I'll MARRY you if you come to HFX. Or if you don't swing that way, I can set you up with one of my 18 year old friends, both genders depending on preference.