Gregg Stallion found in Nepal after gold medal win

[SweatyBeaver 132]

“Back to Back!!” A clearly inebriated Gregg Stallion yelled after team Europe won there second gold medal in as many tournaments. Stallion had a very successful tournament and managed to hold his own against many of the top players in the VHLM and top young guns in the VHL.

 

 

Stallion brought his party planning skills with him to the international stage and had planned a massive party for team Europe. “I am glad we have won!! The company did not allow refunds!” Stallion announced before diving into a swimming pool full of vodka. An estimated $2.8 Million was spent by Stallion to throw a massive party that would have put last seasons Houston Bulls parties to shame.

 

 

The local hospital had cleared out a section in the emergency section to allow for the countless cases of drunken injuries and alcohol poisoning. Stallion himself left and boarded a random airplane and woke up in a dumpster on the border of Nepal. “It was the best party ever.” Stallion said in the local Nepalese jail before he projectile vomited on local serial killer Shyam Gopal.

 

@Sonnet Paid for the party of course)

Edited June 15, 2020 by SweatyBeaver

[Doomsday 4,053]

Oh, this guy's ready for the pros alright.