Gainer’s Thoughts on Expansion

[joeg 69]

Gainer’s Thoughts on Expansion

 

4 brand new teams are coming to the VHL, which means now teams get to visit 4 new cities. What does that mean? 4 NEW CUISINES are added to the VHL schedule. Getting to visit 4 new cities means players get to partake in new national or regional cuisine. Without further ado, here is Gainer’s rankings of the new expansion clubs by cuisine.

 

4. Los Angeles, Pink’s Hot Dogs Los Angeles

 

 The City of Angels, you can rejoice. Not because Kwame Brown is gone, but because hockey is coming your way. On the food end though, I have some trouble adding you to the rankings. You see, the other 3 cities more or less had some national or regional dish that I could use. For LA, there is just so much good stuff happening there that 1 couldn’t be singled out. So, I settled on the 1st restaurant that came up when I searched “LA Famous Restaurant”. And that was Pink’s Hotdogs. Now I did a little bit of research into Pinks, and there was no shortage of amazing wieners on the menu. However, as you’ll find out in these rankings, the ultimate downfall was there just aren’t enough carbs for me. Nothing personal, just not enough carbs.

 

3. Chicago, Deep Dish Pizza I think I first heard of Deep-Dish Pizza on the classic TV show Man vs Food. I’m going to be honest; I wish I could put this higher. I love pizza (I don’t want to meet the person who doesn’t like pizza), and deep-dish pizza just packs more bang for my buck. Your downfall is how hard it is to eat. I want to num nums in my mouth, not on my plate.

 

2. Warsaw, Perogi I went to a Pittsburgh Pirates game with my dad once. They had a footlong hotdog sold in the stadium that came with onion rings and pierogis on it. I would have gotten, nay, I should have gotten it. But the thought of having to sit through either 9 innings of pain after eating a stadium hotdog or using a gross stadium bathroom was enough to turn me off. What was the point of this? Oh yeah, perogies. My great aunt makes killer perogies.

 

1. London, Full English Breakfast I went back and forth on this one. Part of me wanted to go fish and chips. But alas, I don’t like fish. Or anything from the sea for that matter. So, I went with full English breakfast. Bacon, fried eggs, sausage, mushrooms, backed beans, toast, grilled tomatoes…YOU HAVE IT ALL. Have it any meal of the day. Breakfast for dinner is an ultimate meal after all. Hell, have it for all 3 meals. This is peak human intelligence. I mean bacon AND sausage in one meal. UN-BE-LIEVABLE. I’ll be sure to have this when we head cross the pond to London. Oh, and say hi to the Queen for me.

 

WC/496

[diamond_ace 3,112]

Pierogies are amazing. Also, PNC Park's bathrooms aren't terrible, as far as stadium bathrooms are concerned (they have to be pretty good, they have to be able to flush that entire team every night)

[Victor 10,949]

full English is god's food

[frescoelmo 1,276]

17 hours ago, joeg said:

Your downfall is how hard it is to eat. I want to num nums in my mouth, not on my plate.

 

Define hard lol

[Peace 1,534]

18 hours ago, joeg said:

no shortage of amazing wieners on the menu

 

And that is now Plenty of Fish / another dating service’s new slogan for their female registered users. Y’all know it’s the sad truth. 

[joeg 69]

2 hours ago, Peace said:

 

And that is now Plenty of Fish / another dating service’s new slogan for their female registered users. Y’all know it’s the sad truth. 

 

I have no memory of writing this....wtf is wrong with me