The Loch Ness Monster: Who is She and Where Did She Come From

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 The Loch Ness Monster: Who is She and Where Did She Come From

Before the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) started her career in hockey, she lived the tragic and tiresome life of a cryptic. Nessie grew up in a deep dark loch in the Scottish Highlands. It was a lonely life, with every other plesiosaur dead for 180 million years, only her and her cousin Champ remained. As land shifted and waterways changed, loch ness was cut off from the sea, Nessie was cut off from her only remaining kin, there was no way for her to reach Champ in North America now.

 

Time passed and Nessie’s loneliness hit an all time low. So low that she was willing to befriend a human. When she emerged from the loch, a holy man stood on shore. She approached the man with hope in her big bulging eyes, but he shouted and cursed at her. She told herself that day that she never wanted to see or be seen by a human again. Humans began to hunt for her, to harass her with pictures, Nessie knew she would need to leave the loch if she wanted a better life.

 

One winter day Nessie heard swishing and swooshing noises from the layer of ice on top of Loch Ness. When she poked her long horse like neck out of the ice, she saw the most beautiful thing in all the world, a game of ice hockey. Nessie knew then that that was her new life, no longer would she be a world-famous lake monster, but a world-famous hockey player. 

 

After terrorizing the children playing hockey, Nessie took a stick and a puck and began to practice playing on the loch. Locals, tourists, and scouts from hockey leagues all over the world came to see Nessie slip and slide and totally shred as she pushed the puck from one end of the loch to the other. Instantly Nessie was given a contract to play on the Great Britain Women’s National Hockey League. While playing for her first professional hockey team, it became clear Nessie was best at defense. She was strong, thicc, and quick. Nessie moved so fast, only some claimed to have actually seen her.

     

 

  

       

Nessie loved hockey more than anything else, but she still felt a deep sense of loneliness being surrounded by stinky, annoying humans. When the 2020 pandemic hit, Nessie decided it was time to swim across the ocean to North America to find her long lost cousin Champ. Once Nessie found Champ, they would watch the Canadian and American hockey games on Lake Champlain. Nessie realized how much better the hockey players were in North America and decided that this is where she would play from now on. In 2021 Nessie received a contract to play for the San Diego Marlins. Although she was disappointed the team was not comprised of 16.4 foot long, 1,803-pound marine fish; she believes in her new team, and they believe in her.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 30, 2021 by LuluSalesAway

[thadthrasher 1,692]

This is by far one of the best Junior Reviews I’ve read. By the way, she edited those pictures IN MICROSOFT WORD!

[Ricer13 2,593]

This is awesome! Great work haha

[thadthrasher 1,692]

5 hours ago, Ricer13 said:

This is awesome! Great work haha

I'm sorry, where is your manager graphic good sir?

 

[Blazzer 759]

I love those images especially the first one 

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6 hours ago, LuluSalesAway said:

 

 The Loch Ness Monster: Who is She and Where Did She Come From

Before the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) started her career in hockey, she lived the tragic and tiresome life of a cryptic. Nessie grew up in a deep dark loch in the Scottish Highlands. It was a lonely life, with every other plesiosaur dead for 180 million years, only her and her cousin Champ remained. As land shifted and waterways changed, loch ness was cut off from the sea, Nessie was cut off from her only remaining kin, there was no way for her to reach Champ in North America now.

 

Time passed and Nessie’s loneliness hit an all time low. So low that she was willing to befriend a human. When she emerged from the loch, a holy man stood on shore. She approached the man with hope in her big bulging eyes, but he shouted and cursed at her. She told herself that day that she never wanted to see or be seen by a human again. Humans began to hunt for her, to harass her with pictures, Nessie knew she would need to leave the loch if she wanted a better life.

 

One winter day Nessie heard swishing and swooshing noises from the layer of ice on top of Loch Ness. When she poked her long horse like neck out of the ice, she saw the most beautiful thing in all the world, a game of ice hockey. Nessie knew then that that was her new life, no longer would she be a world-famous lake monster, but a world-famous hockey player. 

 

After terrorizing the children playing hockey, Nessie took a stick and a puck and began to practice playing on the loch. Locals, tourists, and scouts from hockey leagues all over the world came to see Nessie slip and slide and totally shred as she pushed the puck from one end of the loch to the other. Instantly Nessie was given a contract to play on the Great Britain Women’s National Hockey League. While playing for her first professional hockey team, it became clear Nessie was best at defense. She was strong, thicc, and quick. Nessie moved so fast, only some claimed to have actually seen her.

     

 
  

       

Nessie loved hockey more than anything else, but she still felt a deep sense of loneliness being surrounded by stinky, annoying humans. When the 2020 pandemic hit, Nessie decided it was time to swim across the ocean to North America to find her long lost cousin Champ. Once Nessie found Champ, they would watch the Canadian and American hockey games on Lake Champlain. Nessie realized how much better the hockey players were in North America and decided that this is where she would play from now on. In 2021 Nessie received a contract to play for the San Diego Marlins. Although she was disappointed the team was not comprised of 16.4 foot long, 1,803-pound marine fish; she believes in her new team, and they believe in her.

 

 

 

 

 

This is absolutely amazing! I loved every word anf the pictures put it over the top. 9.2/10!