I need tpe....

[Blazzer 759]

Taking a break from Trade throwback to do this. We’ll be looking at some interesting players that have retired. I managed to find 2 players on this list and with the help of @rory, found the 3^rdplayer on this list. All of them are before S70 and lived with the dinosaurs. How cool is that!

 

(S63) Wlodzimierz Zajaczkowski – TOR/CGY & HFX/SSK & Team Europe WJC S63/65

Zajaczkowski played 5 total seasons in his career spanning across 2 VHL and 2 VHLM teams. His time in the minors were pretty impressive with 69 points during his tenure in Halifax. That’s not the only 69 he has though. Smooth transition to his stat will make everyone take a step back and bow to this guy.

 

 

 

Zajaczkowksi has CK, SK, ST, SC and DF at 69. Well, I could see him putting on more TPE to PH to get it to 69. If we got PH to 69, I think he’ll be a mega beast in the VHL. Moreover with his work ethic, the sky is the limit. In S62, he had just a measly 80 hits. That’s a bad player. You always want to hit people, shatter their bones and kill some brain cells. That’s a first overall player.

However, he took steps to improve in what he believed was needed. The next season putting up 273 hits. He’s definitely a lick if gorlab is writing this. All the teams that passed on him just missed a 1^st overall potential right here.

 

 

(S59) Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebrunette – QUE/TOR & Team Canada WC S60/62/64

This has to be in a list for one of the longest names in the history of the VHL. This beast right here did not play in the VHLM. I know it sounds like I’m lying here but that’s what I saw. His profile also doesn’t state his drafts but I’m sure he went in the first round. Because of his sick build! You have to admit that it’s insane and godlike. Are you ready for it? You sure about it?

 

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WOAH LOOK AT THAT! I know Hogan is planning to get on this build too but he’s no where near this for now. Don’t be surprised that Lespineau-Lebrunette sweeps everyone off their feet with his brunette lettuce. I would love to see more people bring this build back because like the NHL, enforcers are becoming obsolete. A real gem to a marvel at.

 

(S66) MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS – MAL/TOR & PHI/LVA & Team World/Europe S66/68

This particular player doesn’t have anything that stands out except a glitch, I believe. In S66, he made history. He played for 2 teams in the World Juniors, World and Europe. I personally want to learn how MORPHEUS split his mind, soul and body. That is for sure black magic.

Not only that, his VHLM season is mind blowing. 337 hits in a season with Las Vegas. This, again is first overall quality. Laying the body and damaging brains. Depreciation hit him hard just like how he used to hit people. 0 points in his final full season with Toronto.

HOWEVER, his chance to return came when Warsaw GM .sniffuM had the grand plan to make an inactive claim on MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS. Well, he didn’t play any games in the Warsaw uniforms. Not cool, this is false hope.

 

 

 

Well, this ends it. I’m too lazy to write further. But if you got this far and you have an eagle eye, you will notice that all players have played for Toronto.

585 words.

[fishy 1,757]

17 minutes ago, Blazzer said:

he had just a measly 80 hits. That’s a bad player. You always want to hit people, shatter their bones and kill some brain cells. That’s a first overall player.

blazz, u feelin ok?

[Blazzer 759]

2 minutes ago, fishy said:

blazz, u feelin ok?

[Victor 11,043]

7 hours ago, Blazzer said:

 

(S59) Luc-Pierre Lespineau-Lebrunette – QUE/TOR & Team Canada WC S60/62/64

This has to be in a list for one of the longest names in the history of the VHL. This beast right here did not play in the VHLM. I know it sounds like I’m lying here but that’s what I saw. His profile also doesn’t state his drafts but I’m sure he went in the first round. Because of his sick build! You have to admit that it’s insane and godlike. Are you ready for it? You sure about it?

 

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WOAH LOOK AT THAT! I know Hogan is planning to get on this build too but he’s no where near this for now. Don’t be surprised that Lespineau-Lebrunette sweeps everyone off their feet with his brunette lettuce. I would love to see more people bring this build back because like the NHL, enforcers are becoming obsolete. A real gem to a marvel at.

2-time cup champ too cuz fuck STHS

[Blazzer 759]

1 hour ago, Victor said:

2-time cup champ too cuz fuck STHS

SCREW STHS! 

[fishy 1,757]

hi blazz i also need tpe so don't read this

 

your article is a very strong 9/10. i like the air of blazzer that we get in this one, an example being the section i quoted last night. you had a great selection of players lined up here, all of whom brought something (not necessarily a good thing??) to the table. my only critique is that all three player presentations are different. the first one is just all out in the open and exposed, the second one is hidden in a spoiler, and the third one is a link. otherwise great content tho, looking forward to the next time you need tpe

[Garsh 1,195]

MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS absolute legend