Victor

Beav loves getting hit, the slut

Lots of missed opportunities here tbh like muff not recreating.

recovering from a brain tumour

Thanks 2020

you know it's bad when Beav and I agree on something

all part of the plan

I only liked Essence of Evgeni tbh

The art of picking a player name is a difficult one. You want it to be something you won't get bored by, which sounds good and looks good. The traditionalist in me always prefers good hockey names but that's not essential – I did after all also bring in Greg Clegane and Podrick Cast. What you really want is something you look at which does not give you a brain tumour. A couple funky names are always welcome, although ideally not a whole draft of them. Which brings us to the S75 draft.... … … What the actual fuck? What the fuck? This is the single worst collection of letters I have ever seen. This looks like AIDS. This sounds like someone slowly scratching a chalk board. This is actually vomit-inducing. I am ashamed that more than 10 fellow members of this league have sat down to think of their recreate's name and this is the best they could think of. I hope none of you ever have a point per game season. I hope that the venereal disease that hedgehog named his goalie after never posts a shutout. I'm glad gorlab never wins awards because that would be one massive L for the HOF to take. Good fucking lord. I need to lie down. Fuck you all, honestly.

oops ?

Thorvald, you did good. But like all Moscow backups, this is where we part ways.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Results will be posted whenever Josh does whatever it is that he does next Sunday. Could be 2pm, could be 2am on Monday. Each correct answer is worth 1 capped TPE at the end of the week. Don't reveal the answer in public, but if you're not sure, ask around, here, or in the special trivia Discord channel. You also get 1 uncapped TPE if your question gets used. Submit questions by PMing me. Here's the form for week number 5. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf9dey3aSXs8mmCdK57EENSAELRAXIp6ZEuQTbI0Z2Vzp_kfg/viewform?usp=sf_link

@Will @Josh

another believer in the myth that we don't have s18 and s19 indexes smh

There should now be enough information floating around to find all you need (fortunately he was also on pretty high profile teams) but let me know if you need help filling in any gaps.

blame @Josh

Wow so early ?

1. Which of these players does not hold two or more of the Top-25 highest single season marks for PIM? (Credit and 1 uncapped TPE to @animal74) He may have had arguably the most successful career of the quartet, with a rare MVP win as a defenceman, but Guntis Petenis only cracked the single-season PIM record list once, remarkably in that MVP season with a whopping 305 PIM in S54. The full list can be found in the link below with Lefevre, Lefevre's son, Encarnacion, and especially Peter Payne featuring prominently. https://vhlforum.com/topic/251-pim-in-one-regular-season/ 2. How many teams did the VHL have in S1? (Credit and 1 uncapped TPE to @Spence King) Eight teams - Calgary, Toronto, Seattle, Hamilton, Amstel, Helsinki, Stockholm, and Vasteras joined the VHL in S1 and apart from a few relocations and rebrands remained the same until the end of S30. We returned to eight teams after contraction in S57 until Moscow came into the league in S65 and I don't think we'll be going back to eight again. There is a multitude of lists and threads and draft threads around the site where you could find this information. @Tate 2 @Mike 2 @Pengu 2 @GustavMattias 2 @Brewins15 2 @JigglyGumballs 2 Little Ri-Dog 2 @CrlineDijohn14 2 @Ricer13 2 @PadStack 1 @LatinViking 2 @Snussu 2 @Thranduil 2 @Crstats23 2 @BlueMaple 2 @Biggreen10 2 @Z16 2 @kesytamm 2 @Mason 2 @McWolf 2 @MattyIce 2 @Jubo07 2 @der meister 2 @DMaximus 2 @enigmatic 2 @jacobcarson877 2 @SirRupertBarnes 2 @Big Bob 2 @Jtv123 2 @Wreckening 2 @Rhynex Entertainment 2 @TTtheT 2 @Velevra 2 @KaleebtheMighty 2 @jRuutu 2 @TXC 2 @SweatyBeaver 2 @BladeMaiden 2 @jpsd 2 @Mrpenguin30 2 @Matt thunder 2 @rory 2 @jhatty8 2 @fonziGG 2 @Infernal 2 @fever95 2 @BigTittySmitty 2 @Devise 2 @MexicanCow123 2 @zepheter 2 @bigAL 2@jared 2@Da_Berr 2@Tape-to-Tape 2@GRZ 2@Spaz 2@BigZouzou 2@dlamb 2@Shaka 2@KnightRiley 2@JorgTheGoat03 2@TheFlash 2@Jeffie43 2@CowboyinAmerica 2@Grape 2@Phil 2@S. Kuchar 2@McLovin 2@Big Dee 2@IamMOOSE 2@Steve 2@Psanchez55 2@okifenoki 2@Dtayl 2@jacobaa19 2@Philliefan 2@STZ 2@a_Ferk 2@xsjack 2@Gooningitup 2@MMFLEX 2@Midnite 2@Smarch 2@Jubis 2@dasboot 2@SlapshotDragon 2@Mongoose87 2@Bacon 2@Garsh 2@jman9theman9 2@studentized 2@DirtyDerek 2@Hops 2@Speed 2@Jbeezy76 2@DreMin15 2@wcats 2@Blazzer 2@fishy 2@Doomsday 2 @CosmicStorm 2@animal74 2@Garrett 2@Kekzkrieg 2@Cwalker 2@.sniffuM 2@Kloxified 2@Aye my name jeff 2@Kylrad 2@Matt_O 2@Tbeez99 2@Harpskii 2@Kyle 2@Corgi34 2@DollarAndADream 2@hedgehog337 2@G_Rush 2@Matmenzinger 2@Siddhus 2@gorlab 2@osens 2@Hylands 2@chikn 2 @LittleRiDog only person to mistype your own username this week

I just looked at your portal player page where it's your career high. Agreed relative to this season still not the one.

I didn't cover Hunter Harrison, Anthony Newyard, or Apollo Claxton either!

Thoughts on some recent retirements until I hit a respectable word count. Codrick Past @Kylrad – Named after one of the finest players to ever grace the VHL with a success:TPE ratio suitable for picking such a blessed name. Acyd Burn @Acydburn – One of a generation of unlucky players finally having the career season he deserves. Wish I could have rescued his career in Moscow – maybe next time. Jet Jaguar @gorlab – God among men. The VHL was never worthy of his presence and his departure puts us back down to the level of lesser sim leagues. Jerry Garcia @GustavMattias – See Acyd Burn above. Except the Moscow bit. Fuck this guy. Virgil Ligriv @MMFLEX – Carved out a career in the new backup-becomes-starter niche developing in the ever-expanding VHL. Respect the hustle. Ben Hafkey @McLovin – One of the two steals of S66 alongside the legendary Dean Clarke. Lowkey but solid, accurate reflection of the lowkey but solid Helsinki team he's best known for. Mikko Aaltonen @GRZ – Impressively consistent, D.C.'s version of Dan Baillie. Also reminds me of Dan Wilinsky, genuinely not far from cracking the HOF ballot. Charlie Paddywagon @DMaximus – None of your assholes commented on his retirement thread? Unbelievable. Underrated all the way to the end. Calgary definitely misses his steady presence this season. Charles Drumm @frescoelmo – Exceptionally beautiful specimen. Deserved so much more.

I'm part of the empire itself bitch

y'all should find a new language to speak if you don't like the one you've got

@diamond_ace

We did still win.