Gudnason

With their recent surprise back-to-back wins over HC Davos Dynamo and Helsinki Titans, rumours are spreading out of Germany that Cologne is conditionally gunning for the third and final playoff spot in the European Conference. Sophomore goaltender Vernon Von Axelberry has been stellar so far this year, with his .925 save percentage ahead of goalies like Rhett DeGrath, Astrid Moon, Jacob, and Torstein Ironside. With retiring veteran backup Edwin Threencarnac yet to play his 24 games, the likes of COL LW1, COL LW3, and COL C3 could score just enough goals for the Express to sneak in the back door with assistance from free-scoring defensemen Lyle Smallwood, Drahoslav Detlev, and Misha Tobolsk. It is thought that Ying, the Express GM, however, is only willing to gun for the final spot at the expensive of Davos, whose first round draft pick this offseason they hold. "Everyone knows that Stockholm isn't making the playoffs, so I'm not going to benefit New York or Riga, unless I can take Davos down with me."

Damn the second line lol, three game win streak finishes

Time to gun for the third playoff spot

6-game goal scoring streak!

lmfao nice job @BobertZ. And I'm not trying to tank this season @hedgehog337

This big cock can fill your big holes and shoot balls deep.

@boubabi with the Gordie Howe hat trick!

#TrustTheProcess

Ying with a 3-game point streak, all hell is breaking loose.

V2A shuts the door and Smallwood with the winner!

Bout time the Chinese guy did something

Nah I turned Shakedown into Threencarnac and Jabby

Maybe put some TPE into recovery, after all your wild nights out

Mr. Shakedown for Keaton Louth, do it @Beaviss

The fuck Sasky is on for real! And Gudnason/Sankara/Jones in the PP is bringing back shades of Trombone/Jokinen/Rowe in turns of efficiency.

@Zark lit as fuck!

Three-game goal-scoring streak for Cote?!

Plot twist: Will and Scotty are in the midst of reproducing so their offspring have more chances to beat O'Malley

Thanks for the snub >_> Thought you wanted to be "the guy" lol

So we are actually only in the 39th season. The first 17 were all a dream.

So just tribute articles for retired players?

@VHLScavenger @VHLEaster