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Oh damn now I feel like a total noob. I went and created an 'experienced' player AND joined a team. Goddamn, I'm a noob. I've decided to create a new player on a new account. This time, I made a Kicker instead since I thought it's more needed (whichever position doesn't matter for me) My username there is DeRenegade, fyi.

Dayum, nice match. That Kaspars Tsizling guy was a beast. And Januzaj is clutch!

Created a WR today, first time playing this game. Interesting so far.

Way to go, Brookside!

Claiming two.

I know this is a pretty old song but I just found it. It's especially good for me since I'm a basketball fan. Or something like that.

Great read. I really like the concept of this article.

Note: Sorry about the face claim. I know nothing about the players so I have no clue about Brookside's face. "Martin Brookside of the Bratislava Watchmen" We caught up to Randal when he was walking out of the gym in order to ask him a few questions. Sadly, we managed to only ask him a question as he said he was busy after the first question ended. But as people always said, quality over quantity and this was quite the detailed and fascinating answer. We asked him about what scared him the most and this was his answer: "What scares me the most, huh?" he paused then showed a small grin which disappear as soon as it appears, "Well frankly, a guy like Brookside. He scares me. I'm glad he's my teammates because I love and hate guys like him the most. He's like a gatekeeper, a protector or a Cerberus. I lost track of many times he crushed a man's dream. When you finally thought you could score a goal then bam, he's in front of you crushing your dream and hope. His presence alone, is scary. There's always time when you feel really hopeless because it's your last chance to tie or win the game but he's there to make sure that doesn't happen. He's too reliable that he's scary. The other time, I was there defending, I saw a guy shooting aiming for the tie but was stopped by that man Brookside. I saw a smile on his lips and the despair on his opponent's eyes. That is just scary. A guy like him who would just uttered a small laugh after crushing someone else's hope is frightening - more precisely, he's the type of guy who scares me the most."

Gladiators 5-2

Been there, Thailand is like 8 hours away from my country. By Car. Then again, I went there since I was like 11 and it was a one week trip so I can't really remember anything.

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So true but then again he's not his old self just yet, or at least it seems like that to me. But like I said, him going to the Thunders is the scenario which make sense the most and him going to the Clippers is quite unlikely but would be great for a Clippers' fan like myself.

Thanks, appreciate that and I figured as much. Even I myself found it boring writing an interview type of article. But oh well, it's not like I have a choice. Stuff like baldness and Japanese culture are just there to make it slightly exciting (or something like that) or it'll be boring as hell reading or writing this.

So much love received here Thanks for these sweet words

Monsters On My Side "Kai Randal, Bratislava Watchmen's Winger, walking into a match against the Oslo Storm" Yup you guessed it, this will be another boring interview article. While it's true that this type of article is the least interesting out of other types, it's still useful in a way as it helps the readers who stumbled upon it get to know the person being interviewed better. For that sole reason, we decided to schedule an interview with the Bratislava Watchmen's new draftee, Kai Randal, who barely get any attention. This eighteen years old winger was drafted 12th overall in the draft and will be playing for the Bratislava Watchmen. Rumor has it that the Watchmen's general manager, Vince Wong, is an acquaintance of Randal and consider him as a promising player. However, truth be told, his current ability and potential suggested the opposite. Anyhow, only time will tell and for now let's take a look at Randal's answers to our questions. Interviewer: "Considering that you was raised in Japan, we're assuming you know this. If a cuckoo does not sing, you will?" Randal: "Oh, I definitely know that. If a cuckoo does not sing, leave it alone." For all those who have not heard of this saying before, "If a cuckoo does not sing" is technically a poem used to describe the three leaders of Japan during the Sengoku period. It's famous for being able to describe a person's personality as in, how they will react to a certain problem. In Randal's answer, he's suggesting that he's the type of guy who would leave his issues unsolved by escaping from it. One other possibility is that he's too lazy and couldn't be bothered by it. Well that explained his personality a lot and we like how he stay true to it. Interviewer: "Interesting. What do you think of your role in this team? And do you think you guys will be able to win it all?" Randal: "Honestly, it's hard to tell my role here. You guys may or may not know this but under my observation, these comrades of mine are downright monsters, period. I don't know if I can be considered a monster yet, so I'm probably the role player on this team. It's good to be friends with the monsters. The cool thing is that our manager, Wong-san*, is a a really great manager. I guess you can say he's [Vince Wong] our employer and we're Watchmen and Watchmen will get their job done no matter what. Nothing will stand against our will....well technically not our since a few of us sucks (like me)." *San: A Japanese horrific meaning "Mister". In this case it's like he's saying "Mister Wong" "Kai Randal during the VHLM Draft Night" Interviewer: "One of your teammates, Tom Slaughter, is the same type of player as you are with similar skills just that he's a better player than you are. With things as it is now, you might not score a starting position. What do you think?" Randal: "Hah, Slaughter is a bona fide stud, no doubt about it. And what you said also make sense. A lot. Sorry to disappoint but nah. It's not like being a backup is that much of a big deal anyways. The most important thing is that I want to carry on with my style of hockey. The moment I give up that idea is the moment of my downfall and I won't find hockey fun anymore. I also want my name to be remembered and just being great or being able to start aren't gonna make the cut. Like, you're good and is a starter but so what? You're not the best. Instead I want to be remembered as a specific player like whenever they think of the best passing winger, they'll think of me. Something like that." Interviewer: "Anyone you look up to so far? Any rival?" Randal: " Err...well, I guess the Odin guy in VHL. I admire him. He's a winger, just like me and his game is something of a beauty while I always love. He seems to also enjoy hockey a lot which is also great. I don't think I have any rival though considering that it's a pain to compete against other for accolades or something like that. I'm a guy who would ignore his problem so something like competing isn't my cup of tea. "Randal handling the puck during a game" And that's about it for this Week's interview. Be sure to tune in next week for more interviews of this sort. Send us some suggestions of who should be interviewed next if you may, or even the questions itself. With all said and done, thank you for reading all the way through and well I know this sound cliche but have a good day! Or is it not?

If Bynum is really the Bynum we know, that is. But yeah, that's the best case scenario. Personally being a Clippers' fan, I'd love him to go there. He could be a decent backup for Griffin and Jordan who are, well, not that consistent. The Clips need a decent backup big men anyways, Mullen is suck-ish and Hollin isn't all that great.

Hey man, welcome to the league and well, hope you have a good time here!

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"Kai Randal looking all determined and stuff" At long last, Randal's goal of becoming a pro is one step closer to reality. The eighteen years old left winger was recently drafted twelfth overall by the Bratislava Watchmen. Henceforth, Randal will be joining his fellow draftees such as Slaeter Fjorsstrom, Tom Slaughter, Martin Brookside and Phil Villeneuve in order to lead the Watchmen to a successful season. It's no wonder Randal got drafted in the second round considering his ability and here's what he has to say about it: "I'm hyped, man. The Watchmen is a great team, no doubt about it. It's really exciting to play with top prospects like Fjorsstorm and Brookside. I'm also glad we have a guy like Slaughter with us. I know he's the same type of player as I am just on a much higher scale than me, so I could learn a things or few from him. Furthermore, it's much better when you know there's a guy like that playing at your position. I don't have to worry about the pressure and burden, ya know all those stuff. I can just get out there and play my own style of hockey and make the fans go back home with a smile on his face mumbling "I'm glad I came"." Quite a humble guy he is though technically, he's speaking the truth. He'll most likely back-up Tom Slaughter - which he's happy to do so - or play on the right wing though it's most likely the former because he's the same type of player Slaughter is so it's more beneficial for the Watchmen to start a different winger.

Love this idea!