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7-If you could jump into a pool full of something, what would it be?
Fire trucks and moster trucks. I like fire trucks and moster trucks.
 
8-How do you relax after a hard day of work?
Playing some games with my buddies.
 
9-What’s your favorite Disney movie?
Up. I cry every time
 
10-If you could keep any animal as a pet, what would you choose?
A big floofy bear they are so cute but mean.
 
11-Where do you think you are going in the draft (round and team)
Undrafted, undrafted. SIKE NY PICKED ME WALTER BB
 
12-Who do you hope comes to your new team with you?
Frostbeard for sure, love me some Frosty

1-Did the draft go as you expected it to?
yes!! We picked up so many great players and I am excited for the season!
2-Most exciting part of the draft for you personally?
meeting all my new teammates and seeing who i should let in my mansion ?
3-Who do you think will be our greatest competition?
nobody, nobody can compete with the reaps
4-Team that you think will struggle to win games and why.
all other teams especially when they have to go up against us
5-Were you surprised with Philly's picks?
no, i trust the process!! we have great gm’s
6-Who would you have chosen 1st OA?
i think the right choice was made by choosing frosty and bringing him back, i wouldnt have chosen anyone different 

1-If you got stuck in the elevator and was forced to listen to only one song, which would it be?
- Mo Bamba cuz I GOT HOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEES
2-What was your worst job?
- I worked in the adult daycare at a senior center. Seeing people with Alzheimer's and dementia every day made me very depressed.
3-What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?
- Do the best I can even if I'm not the best one out there.
4-If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
- Switzerland. That place seems so beautiful and I really want to ski in the Alps
5-How do you treat people who annoy you for no reason?
- I just ignore them. I don't have to deal with them.
6-What does your name mean?
It means WALTER and i like fire trucks and moster trucks

21 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace
22 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers
23 Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo
24 Seattle Bears @ New York Americans 

21 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace
22 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers
23 Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo
24 Seattle Bears @ New York Americans 

Last time we caught up with our good ole friend Walter Clements,he had a serious drug problem. The young prospect had a severe addiction to WD-40 and it really affected his development. Instead of being at the training facilities getting to be a better player, Walter Clements was stuck in rehab to try and kick his awful addiction that was plaguing his life. Walter, while he is making his way after rehab, he is a little messed up. He can only say a small select group of phrases. When anyone says his firs name, he immediately replies saying, "walter". When someone says the phrase, "I like", Walter Clements replies by saying "i like fire trucks and moster trucks". Nobody knows what a moster truck is, but everyone is just assuming he means monster truck. The only time Walter really has any control over what he is saying is when he hears someone say, "I'm gonna say the n word" he immediately shouts, "you can't say the n word that's racist". Walter truly doing God's work.
@SlashACM
 

1. What do you think about getting your careers started with the Lynx?
It's gonna be great, I'm super excited about joining such a great team!
 
2. Any preliminary opinions on which teams at the VHL level you might eventually want to play for? Any you'd rather avoid? If you don't know, that's fine
I wanna play for whatever @BladeMaiden @Dangles13 @bluesfan55 and @SlashACM are on
 
3. How are you looking to build your player? Stylistically, and/or players you're modeling after?
I just wanna be a grindy center who can help his teammates out with slick passes.
 
4. Long term goals? Cups, HOF, etc?
Cups on cups on cups please
 
5. Member-wise: favorite hockey team?
Bruins for sure

Player Information

Username: cpetrella 
Full Name: Marty McSpanky
Position: C
Age: 49
Handedness: Right
Recruited By/From: cpetrella
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? 

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 30

CK = Checking: 50
FG = Fighting: 40
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 40
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 40
FO = Face Offs: 50
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 40
DF = Defense: 50
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 00
Height (inches): 6’8
Weight (lbs.): 250 lbs
Birthplace: Tashkent, Uzbekistan

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players

Need a dedicated 4th line center? I’m your guy. Will be growing McSpanky’s defensive and checking skills. 

@Beaviss

Word of mouth from shl

Clements +2

+4

+4

+2

I'm a whore. You would understand bb ?

Walter Clements’ first season in the VHLM has been nothing short of a wild ride. Walter was undrafted because of a little issue he had before the draft. The headline read: “'Walter Clements was found unconscious in a hotel room with 86 cans of WD-40, and a case of Somas, Turns out Walter likes the smell of WD-40. The Somas were for if the WD didn't get that certain point of high.” You see, Walter had a bit of a, well how should I put this, problem. Walter was straight up addicted to the smell of WD-40. Walter went undrafted while he was in rehab, trying to fix bis problems. One morning when Walter woke up from his home in this hometown Brooklyn, and saw he was receiving a call from Ace_Diamond, the GM of the Ottawa Lynx. Being undrafted, Walter has been waiting and waiting for a call from an VHLM team to reach his phone. He began to believe it would not happen, but on that fateful day, Walter had that phone call with Ace, and thus his VHL career began. Teddy signed a pretty sweet contract with his new team, the Ottawa Lynx later that day. Being late to the party meant of course, Walter would be behind most players in terms of their development. Walter simply did not have the same caliber of training back at home in Brooklyn. Cracking the roster as the fourth line center for Ottawa, he knew that he had a lot of work to do if he wanted his VHL Draft stock to rise and if he wanted to be an impact player. Walter was determined to train as hard as he could, and to prove to everyone who passed up on him that he was the real deal. He was a workout warrior. If you wanted to find him, chances are you could find him in the gym. Walter made a pretty instant impact for his team, scoring his first goal in just his third game. Walter centered the fourth line for the remainder of the season, getting better and better as the year went on. The Lynx will finis the regular season in first place, and he knows it. Walter is absolutely pumped. Playing on a great team so early in his career is nerve racking but extremely exciting. Suiting up for his first VHLM game, Arnor Sigurdsson, a fellow rookie, who was the person who mentored him throughout the season could tell Walter was nervous. He walked over and said to him: “No sweat kid, this is all you tonight.” Walter calmed down and was ready for the game. Unfortunately, Walterdid not have a great game and showed signs that he would struggle early on in his career. This was very disappointing to Walter and the team, but everyone was still optimistic about him and the future. Now that the first game, it was time to focus on the few remaining games, playoffs, and getting ready for the upcoming VHL Draft. Walter was not expecting much as he knew he was still behind most of his draft class. He was expecting to go somewhere in the mid to late third round. Everything has been so crazy so far. Man, this would be a good time for some WD-40...

1. What do you think about getting your careers started with the Lynx?
It's gonna be great, I'm super excited about joining such a great team!
 
2. Any preliminary opinions on which teams at the VHL level you might eventually want to play for? Any you'd rather avoid? If you don't know, that's fine
I wanna play for whatever @BladeMaiden @Dangles13 @bluesfan55 and @SlashACM are on
 
3. How are you looking to build your player? Stylistically, and/or players you're modeling after?
I just wanna be a grindy center who can help his teammates out with slick passes.
 
4. Long term goals? Cups, HOF, etc?
Cups on cups on cups please
 
5. Member-wise: favorite hockey team?
Bruins for sure

1. What do you think about getting your careers started with the Lynx?
It's gonna be great, I'm super excited about joining such a great team!
 
2. Any preliminary opinions on which teams at the VHL level you might eventually want to play for? Any you'd rather avoid? If you don't know, that's fine
I wanna play for whatever @BladeMaiden @Dangles13 @bluesfan55 and @SlashACM are on
 
3. How are you looking to build your player? Stylistically, and/or players you're modeling after?
I just wanna be a grindy center who can help his teammates out with slick passes.
 
4. Long term goals? Cups, HOF, etc?
Cups on cups on cups please
 
5. Member-wise: favorite hockey team?
Bruins for sure

Walter Clements’ first season in the VHLM has been nothing short of a wild ride. Walter was undrafted because of a little issue he had before the draft. The headline read: “'Walter Clements was found unconscious in a hotel room with 86 cans of WD-40, and a case of Somas, Turns out Walter likes the smell of WD-40. The Somas were for if the WD didn't get that certain point of high.” You see, Walter had a bit of a, well how should I put this, problem. Walter was straight up addicted to the smell of WD-40. Walter went undrafted while he was in rehab, trying to fix bis problems. One morning when Walter woke up from his home in this hometown Brooklyn, and saw he was receiving a call from Ace_Diamond, the GM of the Ottawa Lynx. Being undrafted, Walter has been waiting and waiting for a call from an VHLM team to reach his phone. He began to believe it would not happen, but on that fateful day, Walter had that phone call with Ace, and thus his VHL career began. Teddy signed a pretty sweet contract with his new team, the Ottawa Lynx later that day. Being late to the party meant of course, Walter would be behind most players in terms of their development. Walter simply did not have the same caliber of training back at home in Brooklyn. Cracking the roster as the fourth line center for Ottawa, he knew that he had a lot of work to do if he wanted his VHL Draft stock to rise and if he wanted to be an impact player. Walter was determined to train as hard as he could, and to prove to everyone who passed up on him that he was the real deal. He was a workout warrior. If you wanted to find him, chances are you could find him in the gym. Walter made a pretty instant impact for his team, scoring his first goal in just his third game. Walter centered the fourth line for the remainder of the season, getting better and better as the year went on. The Lynx will finis the regular season in first place, and he knows it. Walter is absolutely pumped. Playing on a great team so early in his career is nerve racking but extremely exciting. Suiting up for his first VHLM game, Arnor Sigurdsson, a fellow rookie, who was the person who mentored him throughout the season could tell Walter was nervous. He walked over and said to him: “No sweat kid, this is all you tonight.” Walter calmed down and was ready for the game. Unfortunately, Walterdid not have a great game and showed signs that he would struggle early on in his career. This was very disappointing to Walter and the team, but everyone was still optimistic about him and the future. Now that the first game, it was time to focus on the few remaining games, playoffs, and getting ready for the upcoming VHL Draft. Walter was not expecting much as he knew he was still behind most of his draft class. He was expecting to go somewhere in the mid to late third round. Everything has been so crazy so far. Man, this would be a good time for some WD-40...

that's what @BladeMaiden's mama said last night

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*gives sloppy kiss on the lips* i love you my googly bear 

Its no secret that everyone has eyes on the stunning new goalie that has entered the league. Wendy Cain, affectionately known as Kandee, is noted by scouts for her mediocre goaltending but captivating looks. There is no doubt that she will go far in the league, but it is based on her ability to take advantage of men that people see her rising as the next hot goaltender. Available for the next VHLM entry draft, everyone has their eyes on her. 
 
Cain has been spotted walking and holding hands with S66 classmate Walter Clements, and paparazzi even caught a kiss on the cheek before they departed last Thursday night. This is of course awful news for all prospective lovers as she seems to be interested in an exclusive relationship at the time. When asked about the development, she tried to deflect by keeping the subject on hockey and her career. 
 
We will update you with future news as we learn of it.
 
(I know this isnt 500 words idk why i put this in here lol)
 
@BladeMaiden @cpetrella

Player Information
Username: SlashACM
Player Name: Wendy Kandee Cain
Recruited From: Member (Blademaiden)
Age: 18
Position: G
Height: 65 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

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