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With @McWolf on his way out, I want to start a search for his replacement - stat. Your duties would include: 1. If I'm busy in a week, posting press conference questions and trivia answers for the team. 2. If I'm gone for more than a few days, sending in lines as per my instructions. 3. Helping out with scouting leading up to the draft. 4. Keeping our Discord LR active 5. Above all else, being a wall for me to bounce ideas off of. McWolf heard all sorts of draft, trade, free agency, etc. musings, and would raise any sort of issues that could arise from whatever asinine plan I came up with to ensure I had considered all facets of my plans before going forth with it. If you think you can do all those, PM me, yes PM, I won't care if you answer in this thread. The PM can come on Discord or on the site, no difference to me. Just pop in and say hey and we'll have a conversation. Thanks for the interest, sorry for the weird posting, looking forward to hearing from you.

My AGM

We were S68 expansions, this one mistake ruins the ENTIRE ARTICLE. Throw it all in the trash and start over please.

I'd argue your job is more to know what you have, I doubt you could name all the potentially good players on my team, and neither could I for yours. Although Jaxx is a legend so shame on @GustavMattias.

Seattle 5-2

268 D.C. Dragons @ Riga Reign 269 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves 270 Malmo Nighthawks @ Seattle Bears 271 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers

He's a double agent

Glad to keep you around @FrostBeard

Calling you pointless is almost too kind ?

I stg if we put a team in Tacoma when Seattle already has a team, I'm gonna riot. Tucson, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Salt Lake, KC, and Kelowna are good options though.

r u high I spent my first 6 seasons here trying to get a team in Mexico

lulnvm I just saw that you had posted, didn't actually read it, my b That makes the best candidate much clearer now doesn't it

I will pimp both of these guys' names once again.

Hardest Shot - Graves @STZ Shooting Stars - Frostbeard @FrostBeard Fastest Skater - Aaltonen @GRZ Accuracy Shooting - Ritchie @DangerGolding Save Streak - Pouta @Snussu

@BarzalGoat @Zetterberg For Kastelic & Washington the week ending 2/23 SOTW is a newish bop of mine, it'll be mainstream by the end of the week tho

@DollarAndADream I worked up the text a bit

Vancouver 4-2

240 Prague Phantoms @ Seattle Bears 241 Helsinki Titans @ Moscow Menace 242 Riga Reign @ D.C. Dragons 243 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers

Nothing too interesting on the chart this week, so I'm actually just going to run through my team real quick and share some thoughts on how their season is going at the halfway point. Aaltonen @GRZ - Maybe started off a little bit rough but after the line shakeup he's been off to the races and looking like his old self. Graves @STZ - Should be in the conversation for most improved this year, he's been stellar on the top line. Frostbeard @FrostBeard - Started off like Aaltonen, but since taking a step back in icetime he's been on fire. His 6 GWGs (first on the team by a factor of 2) show how clutch he's been. Lesieur @KC15 - Almost the inverse of the above, started hot, has since slowed down, but still quite a respectable sophomore season. Washington @me - Who cares. The guy's just out there to win the occasional faceoff. Valentino @Kekzkrieg - Thus begins our ridiculously even defense. Valentino leads the way and he's been everything we've asked him to be. Johnson @Midnite - A pleasant surprise, despite being about 250 TPA behind Valentino and 200 behind Fish, he's been right up there with Valentino in terms of production. Drumm @frescoelmo - Best #4 D in the league, prove me wrong. Fish @Sharkstrong - Took like 10 games to get his first point and has been overall pretty unremarkable, but for the price we paid to get him, anything positive is basically found money. Ritchie @DangerGolding - Our only rookie. As to be expected, he's got pretty low point totals, but his 1 GWG and his +/- since he started spending some time on the top unit show how much he does outside of just scoring. Kriketers @hedgehog337 - Sometimes absolutely elite, sometimes absolute trash. Pouta @Snussu - It's tough to play consistent hockey when you aren't playing every night, but he's managed to post above .900 in almost every game he's seen. 315 words. Should do 2 parts but fuck that.

tbh I was actually watching this while I made this graphic but I wanted to pimp a song I've been listening to lately anyways

1/2 of the season edition 1. Who's going to lead our team in points this season? It looked like Aaltonen had it on lock but now Graves and Frostbeard are surging too. 2. What position should we be addressing at the next draft? 3. Should we make a trade deadline addition to try and reach playoffs or are you happy with the squad we have right now? 4. What's the bigger surprise, Helsinki falling to 8th after their hot start or Seattle jumping up to 5th after their terrible start? 5. There's a 3 way tie for the league scoring lead between Helmsley, Jaguar, and Borwinn, who takes it home? 6. Yesterday it was announced that Saskatoon GM @Elmebeck passed away. Share a memory if you have one.

@jRuutu @DollarAndADream For Kastelic and Washington the week ending 2/16 SOTW is more mainstream shit, sorry

Big game from the power line @STZ @FrostBeard @GRZ

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