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How dare you beat a rebuilding team! Vancouver is finally moving on up!

When was his “wonder”?

Nice to see you back. Always liked you! Good luck and if you need a hand, let me know.

Im likely wrong but I think those stats are better than Quebec’s + Vancouver’s.

Season 67 Bears Press Conference (PART 2) Press Conference Rules: LINK --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) *You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference. ** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE 29. What are your thoughts on the Bears season to this point? 30. What team is the biggest surprise right now? 31. What team do you feel is over performing and underperforming right now? 32. Based off the season right now, who is making the finals? 33. At this moment (whenever you answer these Q's), who is the current MVP? 34. Are you happy with how your player is playing right now? 35. What are you gonna do next with your player? (updating wise) 36. The Bears are still in the fight despite the season being young still. Do you think they can make playoffs? 37. If they do make playoffs, who would you want to play first? Why? 38. Who is the most overrated player in the VHL? 39. How is the Seattle Locker Room? 40. Overall, how is Seattle doing? LR good? Members good? etc. 41. The off-season is still a ways away. BUT, if you were GM, what would you be doing this off-season? 42. Should @Spade18 come back? 43. If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? 44. What is one of your least favourite foods? 45. Pet Giraffe or $5,000? Why? If you took the money, what are you spending it on? If you took the giraffe, wanna have a play date? 46. Where's a place you haven't visited but you'd like to or are planning to? 47. What is your favourite sport to watch and why? Not everyone on here is NHL, which can be surprising at times. 48. The league is looking for a GM or maybe GM's, idk? IF IT IS EXPANSION, where would YOU put a team? 49. Continuing onto 49... why would you put the team there? Brand that bad boy (whats the logo and all that jazz). 50. Is @Acydburn burn a bust or late bloomer? 51. If you could be on any game show. which would you want? (price is right, Wheel of Fortune, who wants to be a millionaire, etc). 52. You broke into @Rayzor_7 house because he's overpaid and you want to be a modern day robin hood, steal from the overpaid asshole man who signed a big contract and give back to your teammates. What else would you take and what would your weapon be? 53. @HenrikZoiderberg asks some of the teammates out for supper one night after an earlier game. Where's he take you? What do you have? 54. You're at the bar and some asshole accuses you of smooching his lady. Who do you call over? @HulkHogan or @Esso2264? Both have dropped the mitts and haven't lost yet. Hogan is 1-0-4 and Yvonne is 1-0-2 55. @Walter Fizz / KENNEDDYYYY is arrested. You have to bail him out... but.. what did he do to end up there??? 56. You and Scott Green ( @DoktorFunk) stumble into a tattoo parlour, drunk out of your minds after a game, and he lets you give him a random tattoo. What is it? GET THEM TPEZ. @Spade18 @Walter Fizz @Dangles13 @Da Trifecta @gregreg @Esso2264 @Rayzor_7 @DoktorFunk @Smarch @Dtayl @Acydburn @HenrikZoiderberg @berocka @diamond_ace @FakeJenton @Spade18 @HulkHogan @Jose Gonzalez

I think Willinsky just needed better surroundings. He didn't have the best assets to work with in NYA imo. I expect Willinsky to be a huge piece for HSK and imo, it came at a nice cost for them

Because Vancouver losses. That’s what they do.

You want 1 uncapped? I feel I can make that happen. It does help a lot and you know we love you.

WJC Commissioner - Hiring ONE! It's that wonderful time of the season where we get to experience our newest members and players play it out for their home countries in the S67 World Junior Championships. This has been a tournament that's gone now for a few seasons and since its revival, I feel like it's had some good success and been a lot of fun. It gives members the opportunity to represent their birth nations, complete in an international tournament prior to the WC, get experience in jobs or further cement your legacy and of course, kick some ass chasing that oh so sweet gold! As an FYI, we're only hiring one Commissioner this season because the wonderful D-bag, D-Dawg @DilIsPickle has been rehired. God bless him and give him a clap for all his strong work. World Junior Commissioners Duties: Update the Eligibility List and make sure everyone is listed in the good team, as the portal tends to make everyone Canadian. Help in the hiring process of the 5 World Junior Championship General Managers. Promote the World Junior Championship around the board, on the Discord or wherever you may want. Decide the recipients of the tournament awards. Update various All-Time Lists with this season's statistics, histories etc. The job pays 3 capped TPE per week for the duration of the tournament and will give you a light, fun, short-term management experience. The newly hired WJC Commissioner won't be able to apply for a WJC GM job. Don't apply here if you plan on being a GM, as we'll start the hiring process after the Commish is named. If this is something that could interest you, apply by posting in this thread.

ya big game lets extend my contract

Jesus Calgary. You're making me happy we signed a 1 yr agreement... Talk about average.

meh OT loss. Still 3 of 4 points against TOR

DA BEARS!!!!! 8-9-6 ntb lol

Good game bears! FUNNNKKKK

HSKKKKK yay

We have a different plan for Yvonne...

Usually this kind of info is released at the start of the season. However, with how strong of a presence the new players were making, we wanted to take our time. This season, we're going to have a revolving door system and share the letters between 3 people in the sim and officially. Splitting the season the best they can between the 3 of them. Without further blabbering.... 1. Acyd Burn - @Acydburn He blabs a lot, is a huge team player and is a big part of the discussion, activity and experience in the locker room. We sneak diss one another in the LR, but at the end of the day we did a great job adding him to the team. 2. Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan He fell to us and whatever the reason that was, we're extremely happy he did. He's an amazing LR presence and is going to be a good defender for the Bears and in the VHL. I'd imagine that starts next season when we really get to see what he can do! 3. Scott Greene - @DoktorFunk This pick was a little tougher than say Acyd, but Greene has been a guy who has extremely surprised me. There's been a few of those guys who have really stepped up and I have a lot of great thing to say about DF. I really hope he sticks around, pans out and all that good shit because we have a really great thing firing up in Seattle. And of course, as always, there's always so many great people in the LR who would have been able to lead the reigns for the Bears this season. I know it probably sucks but it was literally impossible to pick between some of you guys. @HenrikZoiderberg, @Esso2264 and @Da Trifecta have all played their parts for the locker room. Esso is always a person and GM I've liked, similar to DT. Always easy to bullshit with him and ZOIDERBERG has been a member that has pleasantly surprised me and was strongly in the loop for leadership and could very well be in the future too. Also noticed a good amount of positives from @Walter Fizz lately after a small issue. Thank you to all the Bears so far this season. @berocka @Smarch @Rayzor_7 @Dangles13 @diamond_ace @Dtayl PS Come back @Spade18 fuck. July is almost over.

Kingfisher SUCKS

Moscow right now

After I posted this, It just started looking all fucked. Maybe NSFW? Just kidding. It’s a PEPPER SHAKER. DAMN PEPPER. Shaking the Wolves. @Sonnet