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1. Halifax will need to rebuild with some of the pieces now aging out so they might be less dominant 2. Family Mart is entering the VHLM Dispersal Draft and will be taking his talent to the highest bidder in the war of scouting! 3. We at Family Mart signed up for one of the offseason tournament but we haven't heard of any team selecting our player. 4. the 21st just need to pick up a bunch of players in the draft and maybe trade for some players and than win the cup 5. The fact that we have the best players in international again 6. a salad is a soup because theres ingredient in a bowl with a liquid

As the season 97 playoffs come to an end in bitter manner for the Halifax 21st, the corporation invited journalists present after game 6 lose to announce a great news for the whole league. "Today we are happy to announce that we will be making significant investments wherever our player gets drafted. Family Mart will come with a great sponsorship with our parent company in for of the greatest corner stores of Japan!" This announcement may come up as a surprise for some as it is rare for a corporation to sponsor a player but the deal that GM Rory made for a late addition for the playoffs. The future is bright for the young forward sponsored by the corner store giant from Japan as he looks to get pick high in the next dispersal draft. His stats might not look the greatest as he was mainly on a support role in a really strong Halifax side.

1. Family Mart will invest heavily in match fixing training as the players on the team develop new ways of winning battles and matches. 2. Every player needs to get their Famichiki before the game 3. because it's not the Chiefs, we have no interest in Kansas City 4. capitalism because it is giving us, Family Mart, a lot of money 5. i dont remember enough players so its probably like a 3rd liner that did good all his career 6. Pizza is the bottom half of the sandwich, you would need another pizza on top to make it a full sandwich

1. The peak of the season happened when the general manager of the team reached out to our team in our HQ and made an amazing deal 2. We will be beating the Mexico City team in 5 games and we at Family Mart will be implementing our first store there. 3. The top scorer will be a huge fight between Bolivar and Duke and the winner will be awarded a month of our famous fried chicken! 4. We at Family Mart value team work and ingenuity so we would be monkeys 5. We at Family Mart have our own theme song already and it is played every time you enter one of our multiple stores all around the world. 6. Some octopus get amnesia after mating

people i never left why the welcome back

Player Information Username: Esso2264 Player Name: Family Mart Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: LW Height: 69 in. Weight: 175 lbs. Birthplace: Japan Player Page @VHLM GM

that guy died years ago

i would like this thanks

cant believe you stole my stuff

i dont even remember any of those trades

hell yeah brother

i dont have his biceps sadly

crazy