Viper

19 minutes ago, twists said:

 

wanna go to the casino later?

There is a casino in the locker room you can use

@Dtayl

(This is the lower quality one, higher quality was too big of a file)

Nice 

Hello @JigglyGumballs

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

im bored so i made this. post dumb phrases you've heard if you want.

I'll start:

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Hello @DrunnkPANDAA

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

47 minutes ago, Spank said:

Accept

Whose offer do you accept?

Hello @Spank

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

Oh sweet! @Jansgasm you will receive a notification of a contract. Accept that and you're on our team!

6 minutes ago, Jansgasm said:

I accept!

Who's offer do you accept?

Welcome @aidenbiggs! We are excited to have you here! Hopefully you have fun and get to know people well!

Hello @aidenbiggs

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

21 minutes ago, GoldGear88 said:

Hey everyone, this sounds really exciting. Always wanted to join something like this but didn't know it existed. Based on how I built him, I'd imagine Jeff Odinson is a hardworking power forward, who's known for his physicality and scoring ability.

Welcome to the league! Glad you found us and we hope you can contribute and have fun here!

Hello @GoldGear88

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

Hello @Jansgasm

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

Hello @Kevin King

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

Hello @namanert

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

Hello @Ryan Krause

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

It's a waaaaaaaaaacky one!

1. We have had some players signed, not all stayed, but how do you feel about new players?

2. We have managed to embarrass Houston. Is it pleasant?

3. What should the arena concession stand add to our menu?

4. What color stick tape do you use?

5. How many points do you think we will finish with?

6. What are your expectations for the draft? (Draftees only)

7. What are your plans for the VHL? (In the system of a VHL team)

Hello @tycotyco

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team?

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us.

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint..

1. How do you feel the team has performed?

2. Do you think we will ever get another waiver signing?

3. How happy are you with your performance?

4. Did you expect our 4-1 win?

5. Do you feel the LR is a good place to be?

6. What are your thoughts on the season thus far?

21 minutes ago, twists said:

@ColeMrtz I think you know what I can do, and I'm more than happy to apply, but in case you need a refresher:

 

I've been the USA WJC GM and have been Halifax's AGM. I know STHS well and how to do lines. I recruit like no other, and I actually enjoy posting pressers. You can ask anyone anyone about me and most will have very good things to say. I'm very active in discords and I'd love the opportunity to come back as an AGM. Plus I played for the Hounds at some point

dont take him away from me.

Anyways twists is the my AGM so the AAGM of San Diego and he does a good job yelling at me and giving me coffee. A good choice.

Hello @Jer_bear15!

I'm going to start this off by asking a very simple question...what do you want to be remembered for? When someone looks at your player name, do you want to be known for joining a competitive team, playing limited minutes and just kind of being there, or would you like to be known as a dominant force who is getting maximum minutes and actually providing some quality to their new team? 

If you are swaying towards the second option, then San Diego is the place for you. We are at the bottom, I know, a scary place to be, but our roster is currently incomplete, and we're looking for strong willed, fun, active individuals who can help bring us back to life. We're guaranteeing you MAXIMUM PLAYING TIME by joining San Diego, and our promise to improve, we just need people like you to believe in us. 

So what do you say? Are you ready to swim with the Marlins? If so, quote this offer and accept, I can assure you, we won't disappoint...

Hello, @TinoManny!

Welcome to the league! I am the AGM (assistant general manager) of the team known as the San Diego Marlins. We are coming off of a 2nd round exit, but we are currently in a rebuilding phase. We believe YOU can get a great reputation playing for us and you can become the next superstar!

At the end of the day, we're here to have fun and allow you to enjoy the league. Because we are rebuilders, we'll guarantee you maximum playing time and we'll ensure quality time as needed. 

If you want to have fun and play a lot, quote this and accept! We'd be honored to have you.

The GM (general manager) is @InstantRockstar, and you can ask us both any questions!