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INT-BUS-DAY The Saskatoon Wild bus is driving through the prairies on their way to a game. It’s not even the team bus, its Sir William Covington III’s personal bus. William sits in the back of the bus in a hot tub lined with women in bikinis. Ahma crawls out of the washroom with a half full (half empty) vodka bottle while Stabby rides him like a horse Stabby Giddy up Ahma Get off me Stabby You lost the bet William stops the two William Boys! Boys! No need to ride each other there are enough girls here, let them do the riding Ahma But why would I want them on my back riding me like a horse? William smacks his forehead William Not that type of riding bud! The bus comes across a small town William observes kids playing hockey in the street. William shouts out to the driver of the bus to stop the bus. He hopes out of the hot tub not even caring to put dry clothes on. He grabs his robe and a hockey stick as he heads outside. EXT-STREETS-DAY The kids are playing hockey as William runs up and takes the ball and scores on a kid goalie. William runs around yelling William GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He goes around mocking every kid there telling them that they all suck. Kid 1 He’s on my team Stabby and Ahma get off the bus as Stabby is put on the other team. William easily wins the faceoff and scores from there. He looks up and points at Stabby William You suck, no wonder the team sucks because you can’t do your job Stabby I’ll show you William Show me what? That how much you suck? William wins yet another faceoff and runs full head on at Stabby who stands there like a wall. William puts the ball through Stabby’s legs and tries to run through him but Stabby stands his ground and knocks William on his ass. As this is going on the ball enters the net giving William the hat trick. Stabby looks down at him Stabby Who sucks now? William Not me, I just scored again A kid comes up to William and tries to jersey him as William is getting up. Kid 2 You suck William tries to fight back but Stabby helps the kid out. The kid’s father comes running out of the house yelling. Father What in the hell do you think you are doing? William stands up and looks at the man William He started it Father He’s seven for god’s sake William You want to go? You want to tussle? Father No, but I just did call the police. Drinking in public, beating up a kid should get you in some trouble William I’m the rightful king of England bud, they can’t touch me Father More like the rightful king of nothing William You will learn to respect me and bow to me. I am your king The cops roll up and get out of their car with guns drawn. The father points at the cops Father No (pointing at William) you’re my bitch INT-INTERROGATION ROOM-DAY William sits in an interrogation room cuffed to a chair as Detective Emerson enters the room. He slams his hands onto the table as he looks at William Detective Emerson What is your problem? William What’s yours? Detective Emerson What? William Hard of hearing? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? I am the rightful king of England, thus making me your king and you arrest me? HOW DARE YOU! Detective Emerson slams down his fist on the table Detective Emerson I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE! William That was more of a statement Detective Emerson SHUT UP! (Sitting down across from William) I don’t care if you are the king of the universe. You were drinking in public, beat up a kid and threatened to beat up his father. What is your malfunction? William First off I was drunk prior to getting off the bus, secondly the kid threw the first punch and lastly his father got in my face so I intended to get him out of my face Detective Emerson Listen here buddy, you are nothing here in this small town. We here stand up for each other. You are an outsider, you are a disturbance. You can go to jail for what you did William Ha! Jail! You are joking right? Detective Emerson No not kidding at all, actually quite serious bud William Well then say hi to stabby Detective Emerson Are you threatening to stab me? William No… he is my lawyer, well he might be a little too drunk. So scratch that, Ahma operates best while drunk. Detective Emerson stands and smiles. Detective Emerson Well you have oh about (looking at his watch) ten minutes to get your affairs in order. Judge Finklestien has agreed to hear your case right now due to the severity of it INT-COURT-DAY Stabby is on the stand as a character witness Stabby William is a stand-up guy, he cares for nothing but himself… wait no can I change what I said… shit. He is a good dude, he always supplies hookers in the locker room, blow after blowouts, and has a bar in our locker room so while we suck we can at least be hammed out of our minds. He might be an asshole but that is who he is. He does not know how to be nice. He actually is a menace to society that is why we keep him drunk and high so he is passed out most of the time. You should really thank us. The defense lawyer laughs Defense lawyer Your honor I have no questions. That helped us not him (Later) Ahma is on stand and he is clearly drunk and is drinking vodka out of a water bottle Ahma Your honor that man over there (pointing not even at William but at an old lady) He is a stand (hiccup) up guy. He may not be able to stand up much because of all the alcohol and drugs he does but he is a (hiccup) stand up dude. Sure he harasses me daily on trading him because he hates playing for a shitty team in a shitty city. But that’s him. He may flip off the fans, tell kids to fuck off when they ask for autographs but you wouldn’t have William without all that. That man is a good guy if you look past all that. But if you can’t then… well he’s a bad man (Later) Judge Finklestien I have never heard or seen such blatant disregard for the law and overall humanity. William you do not care for anyone but yourself. You terrorize your friends, family and people around you. However! I cannot jail you for any of it. So I hereby sentence you to two hundred hours of community service that you must do right here in shantytown and you also must be clean of any drugs and alcohol while doing those hours. Judge Finklestien slams down his gavel as the episode ends

2 goals and a assist

Goal, i'll take it. Climbing up the goal scoring board

Sir William Covington III Will not hide the fact that he wants to play on a better team. Playing for the second to last place team in the whole league, things are looking more and more bleak for the team and him. William has a very good 31 points on the season which stands out because the team is built to be one of the worst teams in the league. Not by design but new GM Ahma inherited a horrible team that will take some time to pull out of the shitter. Time that William does not have. At the rate he is practicing he may not be in the VHLM next season. William told Ahma upon being drafted that he is willing to wait for the right trade for the team but the process is proving to be long and drawn out. So much so that William issued the following press release "I find it funny how a D with a lot less practice hours then me is worth a 2nd in trade but when my GM is asking for a first for me teams only offer a 2nd. That is laughable. You don't want to trade for me? you are a fool, because I am a big center that can get you points and get you over that hump from contending to actually winning. Trust me when I say me and Ahma are close, he gives me updates all the time. I know offers and everything. You all are playing games and trying to fuck him. He and you know my value so shut up and pay up. Also! when I get traded I will refuse to play for any VHL club that the VHLM GM's are affiliated with. If you want to play dirty you won't win. Because it will come a time where your VHL team will want to win and I will be available via trade or free agency and I will just laugh at your GM. I will tell them the only way I play for them is if they get rid of you. You want to call my bluff? really? just test me. Don't trade for me and watch your VHL team draft me, I will ignore any and all comunication attempts from your GM, I will not sign any sort of contract. Forcing them to trade me to a team I will sign with for pennies on the dollar. Just to stick it to you. Not your GM, because I have nothing against them but it's personally against you. And to stick it to you even more once I am traded I will sign a dirt cheap contract with my new team. I don't need the money, I am richer then rich. This game is personal to me. So the next move is on you. Trade for me or else. The ball is in your court"

Getting tired of this

If I was on a good team I would pretty close to the top of the points list. Which I already am but I would be top 3

This disappoints me...

Well this sucks

Atleast I got a goal... The only goal for us

motherless whores, missed it by 1 goal

We won

...

another loss

wrong thread

Well there goes my point streak

INT-HOTEL-MORNING Narrator One might say that it takes determination and commitment to make a good hockey player. A good hockey is one that practices and is determined to get better. But Sir William Covington III is not your average Hockey player. No he is totally different. This is the story of the rightful King of England and his rise to fame. Sir William Covington III is awoken from his slumber with a loud banging at the door. William tries to cover his head with a pillow as he tries to go back to sleep. But moments later Ahma rushes while turning on every light in the place. Ahma Get up William throws a pillow at Ahma William Get out Ahma stumbles towards the bed, both men are clearly still drunk from the night before. As Ahma nears the bed he slips on a bunch of empty beer cans on the floor. Ahma screams in pain as he hits the ground which make William slowly turn to look down at the ground as he groans. As his eyes get over the side of the bed, Ahma raises his head as he chugs from a vodka bottle. William reaches for the bottle William Why you (hiccup) no share? Ahma stops drinking Ahma Why you no wake up? William Too drunk Ahma stands up Ahma Me to but we have a game William Game? Finding the sluts? Ahma No! Hockey game William laughs out loud William Hockey games, oh that’s classic The tow burst out laughing at basically nothing Ahma We going to suck, but we got to play William Can we forfeit? Ahma thinks for a second and reaches for his phone. Calling someone as he paces around the room Ahma Hey can we forfeit? Ahma nods his head and then hangs up the phone before heading over to William. He leans over and looks down at William Ahma Get up William hits him with a pillow William You suck! Ahma gets upset by this as a few tears go down his face Ahma Why you say that? William What good is it to have a GM when they cannot get you of games? INT-PLANE-DAY Narrator GM Ahma and William hopped on the Kings private jet while the rest of the team took a bus the day before. Little did Ahma know that William had plans to make him look like a fool. William is drinking little bottles of liquor on his own private jet, Ahma is passed out in the corner. William decides to put a Hitler mustache on Ahma with a marker. Which makes him burst out laughing. EXT-YUKON AIRPORT-DAY Narrator Canadians are said to be well mannered and nice. But when met by a European man looking and acting like Hitler what would they do? How would they react? Ahma and William stumble off the airplane, they barely can walk as people from the city greet them. William turns to Ahma William You are fucked you know that right? Ahma looks at himself, patting his clothes almost confused but what William said Ahma I no fucked William drunkenly nods William Yes you are…but! You have me to help you out. You are from vodkaland or whatever it is, so here I will help you out with Canadian customs and shit. Since Britain… the country I am the King of owns this shitty land. Ahma smiles Ahma Oh thank you, you a good friend William tries to hold back laughter as he puts his hand on Ahma’s shoulder William And you need to learn how to properly speak the language or not talk it at all. But here, consider this your first lesson Ahma To learn better English? William drunkenly shakes his head William No! Well… okay second lesson. Here in Canada they like the leader of a group when they arrive to raise their arm out at about a seventy five degree angle and as they march intensely. It’s respect to the Canada goose… or is it the Loon Ahma Oh the vodka? William No that’s Grey Ahma nods Ahma So like fifty shades? William smacks his forehead William Just do it Ahma marches towards the people from Whitehorse doing the Hitler salute not knowing that he has a Hitler Mustache drawn on his face INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY Narrator Any coach knows that the hardest thing is to motivate a team that everyone knows sucks. How do you do it? What do you say? It maybe game one but they see it as the beginning of a long horrible season. The coach of the Wild is giving the team a motivational speech Coach Guys we may not have much of a chance this season to do much at all. But this is your stepping stone to bigger and better things in Hockey. Do not get down about yourselves Ahma and William kick the door of the locker room down, it comes crashing to the floor. William has his hands out in front of him like a gun. The coach and team turn to look at them William Uh… Freeze! This is a bust! Ahma laughs Ahma Nice delay William Shut up! The coach tries to finish what he is about to say Coach You don’t suck as individuals, the team itself sucks The coach turns to look at William Coach Get dressed you are centering the top line William looks at the Coach then at Ahma, then back at the Coach William You’re fired! Coach Exucse me? William You’re excused William goes to get ready as the coach goes to Ahma Coach Can I bench him? He can’t speak to me like that Ahma You could… Coach Good The coach turns to say something but Ahma stops him Ahma You could if you were the coach, but he fired you Coach He is a player Ahma Fine… You’re fired! Coach WHAT THE FUCK? Ahma What? Coach I am a well-respected coach in the hockey world and you fire me? Who will coach these bums? Ahma You are fired and… uh… I will coach them! Coach Sounds like you got this figured out Ahma I do! Now get out INT-HOCKEY ARENA-DAY Narrator While games are won and lost in the corners and on the score board but for this Wild team games are lost on the bench while the coach and star player guzzle King Vodka a new investment of the so called rightful King. The game starts, Ahma is not really caring about talking to his team he and William are focused on drinking to the point where William would end shifts early to keep drinking. It gets to the point that for every shot, goal and middle finger William gets they have to do shots. Between whistles a ref skates up to the bench Ref Are you drunk? Ahma NOOOOOOOOOOO (turns to puke then looks back at the ref) Just drunsick Ref Drunsick? Ahma Yeah it’s new Ref shakes his head as he skates away as Ahma does the Hitler Salute thinking since he is the leader he must show respect for the ref. The score is 1-1 when William scores his first goal, as a celebration he skates for fist bumps from the other team. They don’t give him any, William gets mad and flips them off. (Later) William scores yet another goal but this time he skates by the other team flipping them all off Throughout the game we see Ahma doing the Hitler Salute and the fans booing him and throwing things at him. Ahma shrugs it off thinking it’s because Saskatoon and Yukon have a rivalry INT-PRESS CONFERENCE-DAY Narrator Sometimes you just got go with it and let the ass be an ass. Other times well... you know. But this is the so called rightful King of England so people will let him be an ass Reporter How was your first game? William It was great, scored a few goals flipped off a whole team and the whole crowd. Not to mention the beers I and Ahma shot gunned between periods and the vodka in our water bottles. The episode fades to black as William continues talking

But that's my point, what mountain? These guys aren't located in a specific area. They are scattered around the globe and mobile. This isn't just some "Osama sitting in a cave" type of terrorism. This is "locked and loaded ready to jump at any sign of weakness" terrorism. They don't even have to have things planned, they go in with masks or without masks. They go in with AK-47's or bombs. They don't really have an agenda outside of killing whoever as a response to them themselves being targeted in the past. I do want to raise awareness to your god question. Because ISIS if I recall doesn't exactly follow the beliefs of any one religion so them praying to their god would almost seems somewhat useless? (for lack of a better word). Question though, not attacking you, but if you aren't paying attention to the news where exactly are you getting these facts so quickly from the attacks? Cause front lines would be the only way to get facts before they are thrown into the garbage filter of Television. Facebook through others that don't follow the news. All I know is there was a BAD attack in Paris, 150+ dead, ISIS obviously did it even though no one claimed it yet. Obviously someone down the line got the headline off of Facebook because it is on the side in the headlines. And yes they can't just "target" one "mountain" because they are all over the world. But if you target where their leaders are you attack where it hurts. YES, you kill one another steps in. But if you kill enough of the leaders soon down the road they will FEAR taking power because they will know it's certain death for them, and before they can make it a meaningful death by taking innocent people with them. But the only people in FEAR right now is the people in Paris. I am not calling the cowards or anything. But after 9/11 (my sister died in the buildings) we as a nation took a stance and said no we will not live in fear. We went back to work, back to public places to show these fucks they may take our loved ones, they may knock our buildings but they will not take our freedom and they will not make use afraid to live our lives. But right now in Paris there is absolutely nothing open, everyone is staying home. Is it fear? yes it is. But its a fear of many things, fear more attackers are out there that have not been killed/more attacks coming. If we learned anything from the first time Paris was attacked it was that they can and will attack more than once. So I cannot point the finger and say "People of Paris go on with your lives" because obviously it weighs heavy on them what just happened and what happened last time. No one right now knows if there are more waiting to do more attacks if people do go out and move on with their lives.

Loads of people are going to die if they attack to Russia. When Putin does a counter-attack.. damn. Yeah if they attack Russia, watch the fuck out. Russia went into Syria for whatever reasons (don't really care) but if they attack Russia. It won't be a pretty sight. They attacked Ukraine, funds rebels there. If Russia is attacked, they won't wait for other countries to team up with them. Hell I won't even put it past them to go nuclear. Bush didn't wait for countries to back him in Iraq, and Russia won't wait to attack who they think did it. Don't say "oh there are things that prevents the use of nukes" but Putin much like Bush does not give a fuck (I love Putin he is a badass) if he uses one and it does the job of scaring these morons, no leader in the world will be able to say "You shouldn't have done that" But sadly if a nuke or nukes are used thousands of innocent people will die. Which leaders won't stand for and could lead to a world war... FUCK now I sound a like a conspiracy theorist... people been saying WW3 is coming for a while now, something I laugh at because those people are scared to leave their houses and can't stop listening to pieces of shit like Alex Jones. But yeah, IF Russia uses nukes it can lead to one, but that is IF they do, and IF they get attacked. I hope the fuck not.

I ignore all News because of how they bend the news for their own good. I hear the facts and form my own opinion. But this is really fucked, we can't just live in fear of ISIS. These people want us scared and cowering. They should be the ones cowering in their caves as a collation of nations pound the fuck out of their mountain. Make them pray to their god to make them stop ( I do not believe in god, so no that was not an attack on their god specifically) France now is in a state of emergency. They fear more attacks are on the way. That's fear right there, they cannot go on like this. Fear leads to chaos, chaos leads to anarchy. Last time Paris was attacked, there were follow up attacks. So track record shows there maybe another attack or attacks coming. Or they want people to believe one is coming to create more fear, to prevent people from leaving their homes. Fear means they win. The massive and I do mean MASSIVE issue here is that EU countries are easy to attack for these ISIS fucks because the open borders. Easy to get in and out. There maybe 8 confirmed dead terrorist (7 by bomb) but who knows how many got away and now on their way out and back to fuck offy land. I never liked the idea of the EU but this is proof that they need to rethink it's safety.

Doubt this is Jihadi John related. It's too close to when that happened. This was a well thought out attack that took time to plan. They attacked 5 targets, had bombs and everything. Not something you draw up in a few days. They attacked France and all of freedom because they can and have before. They want to make everyone afraid, if we become afraid and sheltered they win. ISIS is surely behind this, and now have said Russia is next with an attack "soon". It's time we as free people, free nations team up and attack these SOB's. Put our differences aside with the Russians and do this together. Not just USA and Russia but all the big countries and attack them hard in Syria and Iraq and send all the terrorist to their graves. Enough is enough, we let these fucks fester for too long, hoping they would go away but they got out of hand. They not only kill people in the free world but have killed over 100k muslims. We cannot fall into the old "bush belief" after 9/11 that all muslims are bad. Some are horrible people (terrorist) but not all of them are terrorists

I don't follow the news because I am an ignorant guy, plus all the news is for is to scare you to stay in and watch them. But! I caught this cause of Facebook. 3 separate attacks in Paris tonight at least 153 killed by fucking terrorist! Not going to make racist comments or anything cause we all know in this day and age terrorist can be any skin color. But fuck these ass clowns. Bout time we really do something. Not as a country (USA) but everyone in the world teams up and blows them to hell Link

Battle of the shitty teams and I get one point...

2 goals and a assist? I'll take it

10. Covington named the King of Canada, changes the name of Saskatoon to London then builds a castle... a sand castle that is

EP4 Two stories VHLM talk