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Not a bad game for me, and I went 13th overall lol

Picture this as you may, but this is a story. A story about Sir William Covington III. The only way I know how to tell a story is in film form. So enjoy this script for what it is… A STORY. EXT-IN THE CLOUDS-DAY As we fly through the sky a private jet appears as William’s voiceover can be heard Sir William Covington III I actually do not mind going to Saskatoon at all, the thing I truly find funny and odd is the fact I dropped to thirteen. It had to be of all people to go at thirteen. Am I superstitious? Fuck no! I just find it funny and odd. All those teams that decided to skip over me obviously listened to me to not draft me or just did not like my attitude. I laugh at that because now Saskatoon has me at a steal. I was their top ranked player, they thought there was no way they would get me but hey here I am heading to Saskatoon. Sadly they have no chance in bloody hell to win anything this season. I have been informed that I will be shopped to get a good return. I respect that and I will wait for a trade. If I have to wait till the deadline so be it The plane dips below the clouds EXT-AIRPORT-DAY The private jet lands at the airport and taxi’s to a point as two black SUV’s roll up and park next to the plane. As the door to the plane comes down. Ahma a man in his 30’s steps out of one of the SUV’s and walks to the plane stairs as Sir William Covington a 16 year old male walks down to him. He looks at Ahma with an odd look on his face as Afma stands there in shorts, t-shirt and sandals. William You must be not from here Ahma What do you mean? William What part of not from here don’t you understand. You must be from some fuckery of a place that has an issue with English and you must drink a shit ton of alcohol Ahma looks around to make sure any media personnel can hear him Ahma I do love Vodka William smiles widely William You won't tell me where you are from... So I will say you are from Vodkaland… On that note, have any? The two got into a black SUV and were driven away. INT-STORE-DAY William walks into a corner store and walks up to the teller William Excuse me peasant Teller Excuse me? William grows annoyed William Must I talk slow to everyone here? I said excuse me. I am just wondering something and hoping you can help me Teller What do you need to know? William It’s more like a series of questions. First off where exactly am I? Teller Saskatoon William Well no shit, but where is the bars, the clubs the sexy ladies, the casinos? Teller Sir we are not a big city William Well no fucking way buddy! You guys literally have nothing going on here. Its flatter then paper here. Not to mention the atmosphere is fucking fucked like there is nothing to do here Teller You can learn how to farm William And you can learn how to fuck off, but I don’t see you doing that. Teller Sir, if you have nothing important to ask and you are not buying anything then I will be forced to ask you to leave William slams his fist down on the counter William You clearly don’t recognize who I am William pokes the man in the chest William Buddy! Listen here and listen good. I am the rightful King of England and you William pokes the man again William Are just some scumbag piece of trash, you are lower than a peasant. You aren’t good enough to be in my presence. The teller reaches for something behind the counter EXT-STREETS-DAY William rushes out of the bar with his arms raised William Okay! Okay! Sheesh no need to lose it INT-BAR-NIGHT William kicks open the door of a saloon type bar in Saskatoon and walks in like a cowboy as people turn to look at him William Alright! Listen up here bucko…bucko’s? uh…. Fuck it. Give me liquor and give it to me now! William walks over to a table and sits there looking at his phone while a waitress brings a bottle of liquor to the table for him. She stands there looking at him trying to figure out who he is. William looks up from his phone and over at her William Got a problem? Waitress No… But I know you from somewhere William gets excited William Oh, you do? Waitress Yeah William Do I look royal? She looks at him closely Waitress No… not that. Aren’t you that guy from the dump? William The dump? Is that a bar? Waitress No, like the dump. The place where people dump garbage. You look like the guy there William The person who owns it? Waitress No, the guy who lives there William slams his fist down on the table and stands up onto the table William Okay that’s fucking it! Listen here assholes. I am Sir Willaim Fucking Convington the rightful King of England Waitress Hello Mr. Fucking William looks down at her as she laughs William I demand fucking respect from all of you. I came here to your shitty little town out of the kindness of my heart. I came here so you guys get a royal visit since the current monarch is a fucking cunt. Since I am the rightful King all of you should be kissing my fucking feet. You should be thanking me for playing for your little hockey team. But at every turn people in this shit hole mock me with jokes, guns pulled and no recognition. All you have a fucking issue. When you are in presence of royalty or celebrity you fucking make them feel amazing so they want to come back. But you people just don’t care. I now know why this town is not known. It’s because you people fucking suck! William sits down and drinks from the bottle straight up. The waitress sits down at the table and looks at him Waitress Okay, listen Mr. Trashman. We got off on the wrong foot William looks at her with an angry look in his eyes William Got off on the wrong foot? You continue to mock me. We are still on that wrong foot Waitress I am just messing with you. Look… My name Is Sarah and if you give this town a chance you will fall in love with it. It’s not that bad of a place… Not like Bratislava that is Sarah winks at William who grows angrier William Oh! So you do know who I am! FOR FUCKS SAKE! William stands up to leave but is stopped by a drunk Ahma who walks up to his table with a few other people Ahma Calm down Willie boy, meet your team mates and get drunk like a skunk William looks at Ahma and his team mates then at Sarah William How about no! you people are fucked in the head. I will find another bar William grabs the bottle and storms towards the door Sarah William? Wiliam spins around William Yes? Sarah Welcome to Saskatoon William storms out of the bar as Ahma finishes drinking from a bottle Ahma Where is he going? This is the only bar in town Fade to black Will do this weekly as an episodic thing. Like a “Life in Times of William Covington”

It maybe my 100th post on this forum but since S1 and my many comebacks I've had like 50,000ish posts. 100 may seem small compared to that but oh well. (Actually can a admin change my post count to like 49,000 all of you know in the past forums I had something redic like that. Anyways let me tell you a story through gifs I was driving my Audi when I pulled up to a red light and a guy in a car pulled up and revved his engine. So I revved mine thinking it would be like this Next thing I knew I was in a foot race I beat him so I got driven around town doing this Moral of the story is Don't Be A Moron and...

Kind of surprised Duchene and Mackinnon are not on that list

Need a 2nd sig I want it to be Royal With Toews on it a crown, money and the Bellagio in the background with it's fountains going

For the first time in uh... ever I listened to a whole podcast and did not skip to where you talked about me lol

Looking for 1-3 guests for my new ep. Looking to record it this week so I can post Sunday night / Monday morning. Also if you listened to my interview with Ahma last episode you will hear the type of questions I ask. So when I post the guest list you can post some questions that you want to be answered by the specific guests. I will not use them all, but will be used in a "fan questions" segment. I will obviously filter out shitty questions

Knew that was going to for a "ignorant" feel with the comment that Covington is so stuck up he doesn't know where some of these places are... but thanks for your post

With just over an hour Sir William Covington III has stepped up his attempt to make sure that teams understood his intentions. He sent out personal message to all teams that can draft him in tonight's draft. Each message was different for each team so they didn't "feel left out" Brampton received "You guys might have made it to the championship this season, but you shit a brick and got swept. If you want me only draft me if I am your top line center and if your asses have recovered from shitting that brick. I don't want to play for a shitty team. Pun intended bitch" Ottawa received "LOL you think I would ever play for you? lol don't even consider me. You don't want me in Ottawa...I should be the ruling monarch, thus making me your king. Do you really want your king playing for you? FUCK YOU!" Saskatoon received "Yo what up Ahma, If you draft me I will rename the town to Ahmatown" Yukon received "If you draft me I will bury your fucking town in a mountain of shit, literal shit then pay all the gold fuckers looking for gold to bury the steamy shitty pile with their dirt and shit" Bern received "You are the Royals, I am a Royal. It's a match made in my fucking head. Be you thought I was going to say heaven huh? to the point your brain fooled you and it read it even though it's not in the message. Brains work in fucked ways" Bratislava received "LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL NOPE" Moscow received "Draft me you son of a bitch, you know you want me. I want Russian Rum" Oslo received "Where the fuck is Oslo? like seriously relocate to a better place. I ain't playing for a place I have no idea where it is and I am not asking Google Now"

Fuck Seattle. this is all.

EP3 3 Interviews Interview with Ahma talking about vodka, drunken vodka polar bear hunting and much more

hahahahahaha FUCK CALGARY! GO TITS GO! CONGRATS TITS

ISLAND! yes you read that right, the so called rightful king of England has bought an island in the Caribbean. Why? because he has the money and the ego to do so. He right away has hired contractors to start developing a high end town/city on the island complete with three ocean side Casino/resorts that will costs billions of dollars to build. William a self made billionaire has the money to fund such a project and he should be able to make back his money and then some once the casino/resorts open for business. But the question remains why would he sink so much money into a project when he could just invest in something that has a quicker return. But the answer maybe much easier then most people think. When the purchase of his own island he can make his own laws and his own government. Basically making his own place to be the king of. Till England finally admits that he is the rightful king of England of course. We have no idea what to expect from this island but all we know that one of the resorts will be modeled after a castle and not "gay like Excalibur in Las Vegas" but it will be a fully functioning Castle and Casino. Also a hotel will be on the grounds but not attached to the castle. There is no doubt that this castle resort will be the crown jewel of the island. Pun intended. Plans also show for a exact replica of the White House to be built on the island so William can rule over his people there. Not to mention a 26,000 seat sports and entertainment venue that will have the capabilities of bringing hockey to the Caribbean.

Okay... don't know why it was posted as guest. I posted it.

Debauchery Report EP2 Couple more stories First interview of the Report VHL and VHLM talk

Let's go Tits, fuck the wranglers

Dude that is one long podcast. Rivals some of the 5's a crowd podcast I did in the past. Couldn't listen to it all because well... almost 3 hours long

You should have seen the traffic I was in.... Backed up for miles, Waze was supposed to be leading me away from it but it was not. Was quite the annoying drive

EP1 2 fucking ideas Some odd sounding audio... don't know why exactly. Oh fucking well. I am claiming this for the 2 points

EP2 Yep second episode, still have my 3rd podcast coming lol. the 3rd on is the one I will claim my 2 points for

Debauchery Report My version of a talk with less intrviews Things in today's show 1. 3 stories that you have to pick which one I did 2. Maffer Jones and The Maf house band 3. Commercials 4. Other crazy things Not claiming this for 2 points, did it for fun

lol it's mp2 cause i pressed export and didn't look what format... yeah

http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/GBgEqStv/file.html List of VHLM teams I will/will not play for List of VHL teams I will/will not play for Talk about odd named cities and the people I think live there Talk about my player General rant about the league Generalized fuck you at end