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Nice article Ahma. Also good to see me make my return to the mag even if it's for one edition.

Oh I have been smiling and laughing this whole time lol. like I said ask anyone who has seen me "apeshit" and this is me calm and fucking around

You are doing a bang up job creating that positive environment

I went apeshit? lol when? I think I was pretty calm actually. Ask anyone who has seen me go "apeshit" they all would say this was me calm

My point exactly

I know who it was no need to "hide" them, it's not like I am gonna message everyone like someone did. Why? cause I don't give a fuck. All I care about is that I won't be on this team next year. I want to be on a team that the GM does not fly off the handle and does not lose it for no reason. You say you "overreacted" that's a understatement bud

You don't seem to understand that I am enjoying this. You aren't what people call "calm"

wow dude... you need to calm down

Hey now, you are getting annoyed/riled up over something so small. Calm down, breathe. What I say in Podcasts, articles and point tasks is all the Covington character and me in the podcast just being me. It gets people talking about this team. So calm down bud. Also don't swear on your mothers grave, that's pretty fucked. Also don't give people like more ammo, since in the past I have attacked one VHL'er about his dead family. Not saying I will you or do it again, but just saying. People shouldn't be talking about personal shit online because someone online can use it against them

On a side note, I have succeeded in making the LR active... for a day

Lets keep this to PM, pointless airing this shit out here in LR... even though it's dead

But no need to tell me who you messaged. I was told you told numerous GM's "Even if I could I wouldn't trade Robbie, but you should feel bad for me because I have to put up with him"

Wait hold on I'm fucking stupid? You didn't know it was the trade deadline and claimed players. You claim it's about better the team, which it is... if the team had a chance at doing shit. But no the team sucks, we are 2nd last. You couldn't trade either of us when you claimed us, so instead of trading us for picks you achieved nothing at all. But somehow I am the idiot?

You know I get a bad rep and shit but I keep it out of the LR this could have been settled in PM, but you had to call me out in LR. You fucking laughed at stamkos when you claimed me and told him "oh at least you don't have to deal with Robbie, I do" by the sounds of that you had no intention at all trading me and it almost sounds like you knew all along what you were doing.

Me "complaining" in here and in the league about this team is actually getting people to talk about this shit hole mess you call a team. I may seem mean and shit but I do not mean it like that. That's just how I am. I noticed the team needed a boost in activity which I am. Also needed better media about it.

So in the end you intentionally claimed me with no intention of trading me (gathered that through convos with other GM's) and you call me a tit. Then you have the balls to claim you dislike being a dick... i'm sorry bud but doing all that is VERY DICKISH!

Good luck with the team, hopefully you figure shit out bud. Maybe you can make this team better then it is now. But... you have no first rounder this season. Don't know why you traded it away, but hey I am not the GM

So in the end I insist you fuck off

You should have seen the traffic I was in.... Backed up for miles, Waze was supposed to be leading me away from it but it was not. Was quite the annoying drive

EP1

2 fucking ideas

Some odd sounding audio... don't know why exactly. Oh fucking well. I am claiming this for the 2 points

Yes but my podcasts have nothing to do with this

Wait... so you admit that you wanted to fuck other GM's out of players. Thus fucking those players out of playing for good teams... Nice. So glad I won't be here next season

EP2

Yep second episode, still have my 3rd podcast coming lol. the 3rd on is the one I will claim my 2 points for

Debauchery Report

My version of a talk with less intrviews

Things in today's show

1. 3 stories that you have to pick which one I did

2. Maffer Jones and The Maf house band

3. Commercials

4. Other crazy things

Not claiming this for 2 points, did it for fun

More dead then roadkill

lol it's mp2 cause i pressed export and didn't look what format... yeah

http://www67.zippyshare.com/v/GBgEqStv/file.html

List of VHLM teams I will/will not play for

List of VHL teams I will/will not play for

Talk about odd named cities and the people I think live there

Talk about my player

General rant about the league

Generalized fuck you at end

Sir William Covington III, Bratislava

Eichel proved today that he is better then the wonderkid. That goal today was just crazy. McDavid is good, don't get me wrong but Eichel will be the true superstar. McDavid as long as he is in Edmonton will not live up to the hype. That city kills players. They are so used to sucking and for them to say hey ok lets not suck now, it will take time to get rid of that mentality. I makes me laugh that they even thought for a second to give McDavid the C this year. They are going with no captain because they know next year he will be captain. Which puts even more pressure on him.

So there are a ton of new members that do not know me and then a bunch of others that do but just ignore me. It doesn't bother at all, that is not the reason why I am back here writing these articles. You ain't that fucking important bud. But I think I should give you guys a refresher course on me or to the people that don't know me it would be a “Hi nice to meet you, I'm Robbie” but the hi part is not me. I am not overly nice to people, because why would I be? This is online a forum for my rambling and musings, nothing more and nothing less. But yet here I am about to write a long article because well... I can bang these off in twenty minutes and move on with my day. So here we go.

REMEMBER THIS?

About two maybe just maybe three years ago the league was struggling to stay on the internet. By this I mean they had pay monthly or yearly to have the forum up. The people that ran the league and actually still run it didn't want to keep fronting the money to keep it on the internet because well... it was either they were cheap fucks or it was because they didn't want to waste their hard earned money to pay for the forum. So they came up with the whole “donations” idea. An idea I found comical because this made them no better then people begging for money on the street. Not that people begging on the street is funny. Actually... the people on the street actually really need the money because they need to survive. But to my surprise people actually donated to the league and the league survived.

But that is not the purpose of this article, this is not a attack article. Hell it's far from one. If the people that run this league also donate to the league, then I in theory do apologize... yes a first for me. I just wanted to setup my article up so I can tell you a story. A story about when I offered to buy a VHL team and then later on the whole league.

So back when they started taking donations I was dicking around having fun just being a dick. I needed my next “stupid” thing to spend my money on. I am very fortunate to have deep pockets, and I am not afraid to point that out. But you now reading this, your eyes must be bugging out of your head when you read that I offered to buy a VHL team and then the whole league. You must be thinking who is the right mind would even do such a thing. Let me tell you.

 I offered I think it was about $1500 for NY or $600-$800 for the shitty Bears franchise. All I wanted in return was to be a “owner” of a team and have the say in who is GM of the team. The 600-1500 would have been more than enough money to pay for the monthly/yearly costs of the forum. I did not care that I would have been spending that much money on essentially nothing. Essentially I would be buying nothing and I would be wasting my money. Did that bother me? fuck no. But the people that ran the league turned down the idea. I remember one time that they needed to pay to keep the site up and they said they did not want to keep paying it when they already put so much time into running the league. To be honest they do put a ton of time into the league. They had a point to a degree. But my point here was that I offered as much as $1500 for the Americans which would have solved the financial issues at the time. But the league stood up to me and said no. Which I actually respect the people running the league for.

Next came my offer to buy the whole league. Yes I offered to buy the league, for a figure right around 10k (maybe more). All I asked in return was control of the league, but the people running the league still got to run the league. The 10k they would have would have been for paying operation costs and they could have even took on salaries with that money (I would have had to approve their salaries). I wanted control of the league because I wanted to change the league. I had big plans for the league. I would have came up with a plan where players salaries would actually be real money. NO! You would not be making millions. Your players “salary” would be “diluted” and equal a certain amount in real money. I would have gotten rid of point tasks and replaced them with other ways of earning point to make your player better. I cannot go into detail about any of this since I may or may not be funding a new Fantasy Hockey League App and lots of the things I wanted to do here I will probably do there. The league would have made money with my plan, if it makes money the players and people in it also make money. But the people who ran/still run the league turned it down.

Eventually I would have sold franchises for fair market price, expanded the league as player demand grew.  I had ideas on how the league it's self would make money so it would generate money that paid the players, people that ran the league, people working for the magazine and it would still have lots of money left over. I would have not offered to buy the league if I did not do the research beforehand. It was very a viable plan. My offered died there and I spent the money elsewhere.

I wrote this not to gloat and be like hey look at how much money I have. It was more as a “remember this?" I think both offers made sense for the league, but they stuck to their guns and said no. I respect them for that because they are still around. With a lot less money then they could have, but they are still around none the less. They still have their pride, knowing that they turned down a ridiculous cash offer for this league even though at times it looked like the league may end. I wouldn't be here writing all these articles if I hated this place. I do enjoy being the black sheep, the asshole. It's fun, and that is why I am back. I am not here to gloat about what I did in the past, that is not what this comeback is about, it's not what this article is about. This comeback is about writing a new chapter in my book of "being an asshole" and this article truly was just for "remember this" because even thinking back I am still shocked that I offered that much, even though the plan I had for the league would have made that money back and then some.

McDavid the wonderkid has looked average at best. But all Canadian Media says he has looked amazing. I watched his 1st game and he was hardly recognizable for the first 2 periods. He would have gotten lost to everyone if the announcers didn't get a hard on each time he hit the ice. The 3rd period for him was better. Eichel looked way better then McDavid in his first game, a fact Canadian anylist will not admit. I am not sayng he looked better because he got a goal and wonderkid did not. I PVR'ed Eichels game and if you watched the games side by side which I can do. You can easily tell Eichel had a better game.

Game 2 yet again Eichel looked better. In both their 2nd games neither got points. But Eichel looked better and more explosive.

I am not saying McDavid sucks, but this is Crosby all over again. They will ram him down your throat and say he is the best of the best in the rookie class. But Eichel and Barkov have look far better then him. I hate Crosby with a passion, he is overrated beyond belief. Toews, Tavarse, Stamkos, Ovechkin are all better then him. But yet people say he is the best. If he was where are all his MVP's? all his other trophies. The Pens had amazing teams that the likes of Toews, Tavares, Stamkos and Ovechkin would dream of and would have won cup after cup with. But before this turns into a Crosby trashing post I will stop there. I do not hate McDavid. He will be up there with those guys very soon. But his first 2 games were average at best, people need to stop saying otherwise.

Having said all that. How in the fuck does Edmonton still suck ass? 4 first overall picks in the lineup an they manage to score 2 goals in 2 games and lose both games. McDavid is good, hell he is amazing, he sure can score I know that. It will come forsure, but where are the amazing passes that he is also known for. He was skating with Hall his first game and nothing. I am not even talking about goals and points. I am talking about chemistry, I am talking about the amazing passing plays that Hall and him should be able to do and nothing.

If Edmonton finishes near the bottom the league should exempt them from the draft lottery. But they won't, they handed McDavid to Edmonton because they history (Greztky) and plus the franchise needed him bad. Just like they handed crybaby crosby to Pitsburgh since if they did not get him they would have lost the franchise.