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While eating polar

Rules are simple. As simple as it can get. Post 3 words to further the story. Simple enough? Good! Now here are the first 3 words of the story.

EDIT: We have to have a CLEAR order for when it's someone's turn to continue!

Ahma was drinking

yeah

It maybe my 100th post on this forum but since S1 and my many comebacks I've had like 50,000ish posts. 100 may seem small compared to that but oh well. (Actually can a admin change my post count to like 49,000 all of you know in the past forums I had something redic like that. Anyways let me tell you a story through gifs

I was driving my Audi when I pulled up to a red light and a guy in a car pulled up and revved his engine. So I revved mine thinking it would be like this

Next thing I knew I was in a foot race

I beat him so I got driven around town doing this

Moral of the story is Don't Be A Moron and...

Kind of surprised Duchene and Mackinnon are not on that list

Just wondering, for my own enjoyment when you guys were talking draft was I "he" lol

Yes Tim! can you? I put a new sig request on the board, but if you can do it that would be great

Need a 2nd sig

I want it to be Royal

With Toews on it

a crown, money and the Bellagio in the background with it's fountains going

Oh and I got a question... well a request.

Who makes sigs? I mean on this team don't tell me someone else on a diff team. Because I made a request thread when I came back... I asked for 2 and got 1. I want a royal sig with Toews, a crown, money and... a Casino... no not  just a Casino but the Bellagio in the background with it's fountains going

Well no shit i'm the steal Ahma come on now. Who else fell so much. I will be at 100TPE before season starts and you got me in the 2nd round. LOL I have more TPE then the guy who went 1st overall

For the first time in uh... ever I listened to a whole podcast and did not skip to where you talked about me lol

Well hello everyone, TBH I never thought I would be on this team. Players with a lot less TPE went before me. BUT! its only fitting I go 13th. You guy got a steal of a pick at 13th. Should have right around 85TPE with my last weeks PT (still not graded) and already did my this weeks podcast and VHL.com article. But I think me refusing to play for like 80% of teams helped you guys out. I really thought Jardy would have drafted me not caring I did not want to play there. But hey, glad to be here, we got a pretty great GM in Ahma

Looking for 1-3 guests for my new ep. Looking to record it this week so I can post Sunday night / Monday morning.

Also if you listened to my interview with Ahma last episode you will hear the type of questions I ask. So when I post the guest list you can post some questions that you want to be answered by the specific guests. I will not use them all, but will be used in a "fan questions" segment. I will obviously filter out shitty questions

Knew that was going to for a "ignorant" feel with the comment that Covington is so stuck up he doesn't know where some of these places are... but thanks for your post

With just over an hour Sir William Covington III has stepped up his attempt to make sure that teams understood his intentions. He sent out personal message to all teams that can draft him in tonight's draft. Each message was different for each team so they didn't "feel left out"

Brampton received "You guys might have made it to the championship this season, but you shit a brick and got swept. If you want me only draft me if I am your top line center and if your asses have recovered from shitting that brick. I don't want to play for a shitty team. Pun intended bitch"

Ottawa received "LOL you think I would ever play for you? lol don't even consider me. You don't want me in Ottawa...I should be the ruling monarch, thus making me your king. Do you really want your king playing for you? FUCK YOU!"

Saskatoon received "Yo what up Ahma, If you draft me I will rename the town to Ahmatown"

Yukon received "If you draft me I will bury your fucking town in a mountain of shit, literal shit then pay all the gold fuckers looking for gold to bury the steamy shitty pile with their dirt and shit"

Bern received "You are the Royals, I am a Royal. It's a match made in my fucking head. Be you thought I was going to say heaven huh? to the point your brain fooled you and it read it even though it's not in the message. Brains work in fucked ways"

Bratislava received "LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL NOPE"

Moscow received "Draft me you son of a bitch, you know you want me. I want Russian Rum"

Oslo received "Where the fuck is Oslo? like seriously relocate to a better place. I ain't playing for a place I have no idea where it is and I am not asking Google Now"

Fuck Seattle. this is all.

EP3

3 Interviews

Interview with Ahma talking about vodka, drunken vodka polar bear hunting and much more

hahahahahaha  FUCK CALGARY! GO TITS GO! CONGRATS TITS

ISLAND! yes you read that right, the so called rightful king of England has bought an island in the Caribbean. Why? because he has the money and the ego to do so. He right away has hired contractors to start developing a high end town/city on the island complete with three ocean side Casino/resorts that will costs billions of dollars to build. William a self made billionaire has the money to fund such a project and he should be able to make back his money and then some once the casino/resorts open for business.

But the question remains why would he sink so much money into a project when he could just invest in something that has a quicker return. But the answer maybe much easier then most people think. When the purchase of his own island he can make his own laws and his own government. Basically making his own place to be the king of. Till England finally admits that he is the rightful king of England of course.

We have no idea what to expect from this island but all we know that one of the resorts will be modeled after a castle and not "gay like Excalibur in Las Vegas" but it will be a fully functioning Castle and Casino. Also a hotel will be on the grounds but not attached to the castle. There is no doubt that this castle resort will be the crown jewel of the island. Pun intended.

Plans also show for a exact replica of the White House to be built on the island so William can rule over his people there. Not to mention a 26,000 seat sports and entertainment venue that will have the capabilities of bringing hockey to the Caribbean.

Sir William Covington III, Bratislava

Okay... don't know why it was posted as guest. I posted it.

Debauchery Report EP2

Couple more stories

First interview of the Report

VHL and VHLM talk

Let's go Tits, fuck the wranglers

Dude that is one long podcast. Rivals some of the 5's a crowd podcast I did in the past. Couldn't listen to it all because well... almost 3 hours long