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BluObieZ
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We won
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another loss
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wrong thread
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Well there goes my point streak
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Stabby and Covington seem to be doing good on a line together! Best buds forever! or till I get traded
whichever comes first. May have to work Stabby into my Life in Times MS this weekStabby is a defenseman
still can be on my line Ahma, stop being an ass
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Stabby and Covington seem to be doing good on a line together! Best buds forever! or till I get traded
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INT-HOTEL-MORNING
Narrator
One might say that it takes determination and commitment to make a good hockey player. A good hockey is one that practices and is determined to get better. But Sir William Covington III is not your average Hockey player. No he is totally different. This is the story of the rightful King of England and his rise to fame.
Sir William Covington III is awoken from his slumber with a loud banging at the door. William tries to cover his head with a pillow as he tries to go back to sleep. But moments later Ahma rushes while turning on every light in the place.
Ahma
Get up
William throws a pillow at Ahma
William
Get out
Ahma stumbles towards the bed, both men are clearly still drunk from the night before. As Ahma nears the bed he slips on a bunch of empty beer cans on the floor. Ahma screams in pain as he hits the ground which make William slowly turn to look down at the ground as he groans. As his eyes get over the side of the bed, Ahma raises his head as he chugs from a vodka bottle. William reaches for the bottle
William
Why you (hiccup) no share?
Ahma stops drinking
Ahma
Why you no wake up?
William
Too drunk
Ahma stands up
Ahma
Me to but we have a game
William
Game? Finding the sluts?
Ahma
No! Hockey game
William laughs out loud
William
Hockey games, oh that’s classic
The tow burst out laughing at basically nothing
Ahma
We going to suck, but we got to play
William
Can we forfeit?
Ahma thinks for a second and reaches for his phone. Calling someone as he paces around the room
Ahma
Hey can we forfeit?
Ahma nods his head and then hangs up the phone before heading over to William. He leans over and looks down at William
Ahma
Get up
William hits him with a pillow
William
You suck!
Ahma gets upset by this as a few tears go down his face
Ahma
Why you say that?
William
What good is it to have a GM when they cannot get you of games?
INT-PLANE-DAY
Narrator
GM Ahma and William hopped on the Kings private jet while the rest of the team took a bus the day before. Little did Ahma know that William had plans to make him look like a fool.
William is drinking little bottles of liquor on his own private jet, Ahma is passed out in the corner. William decides to put a Hitler mustache on Ahma with a marker. Which makes him burst out laughing.
EXT-YUKON AIRPORT-DAY
Narrator
Canadians are said to be well mannered and nice. But when met by a European man looking and acting like Hitler what would they do? How would they react?
Ahma and William stumble off the airplane, they barely can walk as people from the city greet them. William turns to Ahma
William
You are fucked you know that right?
Ahma looks at himself, patting his clothes almost confused but what William said
Ahma
I no fucked
William drunkenly nods
William
Yes you are…but! You have me to help you out. You are from vodkaland or whatever it is, so here I will help you out with Canadian customs and shit. Since Britain… the country I am the King of owns this shitty land.
Ahma smiles
Ahma
Oh thank you, you a good friend
William tries to hold back laughter as he puts his hand on Ahma’s shoulder
William
And you need to learn how to properly speak the language or not talk it at all. But here, consider this your first lesson
Ahma
To learn better English?
William drunkenly shakes his head
William
No! Well… okay second lesson. Here in Canada they like the leader of a group when they arrive to raise their arm out at about a seventy five degree angle and as they march intensely. It’s respect to the Canada goose… or is it the Loon
Ahma
Oh the vodka?
William
No that’s Grey
Ahma nods
Ahma
So like fifty shades?
William smacks his forehead
William
Just do it
Ahma marches towards the people from Whitehorse doing the Hitler salute not knowing that he has a Hitler Mustache drawn on his face
INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY
Narrator
Any coach knows that the hardest thing is to motivate a team that everyone knows sucks. How do you do it? What do you say? It maybe game one but they see it as the beginning of a long horrible season.
The coach of the Wild is giving the team a motivational speech
Coach
Guys we may not have much of a chance this season to do much at all. But this is your stepping stone to bigger and better things in Hockey. Do not get down about yourselves
Ahma and William kick the door of the locker room down, it comes crashing to the floor. William has his hands out in front of him like a gun. The coach and team turn to look at them
William
Uh… Freeze! This is a bust!
Ahma laughs
Ahma
Nice delay
William
Shut up!
The coach tries to finish what he is about to say
Coach
You don’t suck as individuals, the team itself sucks
The coach turns to look at William
Coach
Get dressed you are centering the top line
William looks at the Coach then at Ahma, then back at the Coach
William
You’re fired!
Coach
Exucse me?
William
You’re excused
William goes to get ready as the coach goes to Ahma
Coach
Can I bench him? He can’t speak to me like that
Ahma
You could…
Coach
Good
The coach turns to say something but Ahma stops him
Ahma
You could if you were the coach, but he fired you
Coach
He is a player
Ahma
Fine… You’re fired!
Coach
WHAT THE FUCK?
Ahma
What?
Coach
I am a well-respected coach in the hockey world and you fire me? Who will coach these bums?
Ahma
You are fired and… uh… I will coach them!
Coach
Sounds like you got this figured out
Ahma
I do! Now get out
INT-HOCKEY ARENA-DAY
Narrator
While games are won and lost in the corners and on the score board but for this Wild team games are lost on the bench while the coach and star player guzzle King Vodka a new investment of the so called rightful King.
The game starts, Ahma is not really caring about talking to his team he and William are focused on drinking to the point where William would end shifts early to keep drinking. It gets to the point that for every shot, goal and middle finger William gets they have to do shots. Between whistles a ref skates up to the bench
Ref
Are you drunk?
Ahma
NOOOOOOOOOOO (turns to puke then looks back at the ref) Just drunsick
Ref
Drunsick?
Ahma
Yeah it’s new
Ref shakes his head as he skates away as Ahma does the Hitler Salute thinking since he is the leader he must show respect for the ref.
The score is 1-1 when William scores his first goal, as a celebration he skates for fist bumps from the other team. They don’t give him any, William gets mad and flips them off.
(Later)
William scores yet another goal but this time he skates by the other team flipping them all off
Throughout the game we see Ahma doing the Hitler Salute and the fans booing him and throwing things at him. Ahma shrugs it off thinking it’s because Saskatoon and Yukon have a rivalry
INT-PRESS CONFERENCE-DAY
Narrator
Sometimes you just got go with it and let the ass be an ass. Other times well... you know. But this is the so called rightful King of England so people will let him be an ass
Reporter
How was your first game?
William
It was great, scored a few goals flipped off a whole team and the whole crowd. Not to mention the beers I and Ahma shot gunned between periods and the vodka in our water bottles.
The episode fades to black as William continues talking
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I ignore all News because of how they bend the news for their own good. I hear the facts and form my own opinion. But this is really fucked, we can't just live in fear of ISIS. These people want us scared and cowering. They should be the ones cowering in their caves as a collation of nations pound the fuck out of their mountain. Make them pray to their god to make them stop ( I do not believe in god, so no that was not an attack on their god specifically) France now is in a state of emergency. They fear more attacks are on the way. That's fear right there, they cannot go on like this. Fear leads to chaos, chaos leads to anarchy. Last time Paris was attacked, there were follow up attacks. So track record shows there maybe another attack or attacks coming. Or they want people to believe one is coming to create more fear, to prevent people from leaving their homes. Fear means they win. The massive and I do mean MASSIVE issue here is that EU countries are easy to attack for these ISIS fucks because the open borders. Easy to get in and out. There maybe 8 confirmed dead terrorist (7 by bomb) but who knows how many got away and now on their way out and back to fuck offy land. I never liked the idea of the EU but this is proof that they need to rethink it's safety.
But that's my point, what mountain? These guys aren't located in a specific area. They are scattered around the globe and mobile. This isn't just some "Osama sitting in a cave" type of terrorism. This is "locked and loaded ready to jump at any sign of weakness" terrorism. They don't even have to have things planned, they go in with masks or without masks. They go in with AK-47's or bombs. They don't really have an agenda outside of killing whoever as a response to them themselves being targeted in the past.
I do want to raise awareness to your god question. Because ISIS if I recall doesn't exactly follow the beliefs of any one religion so them praying to their god would almost seems somewhat useless? (for lack of a better word).
Question though, not attacking you, but if you aren't paying attention to the news where exactly are you getting these facts so quickly from the attacks? Cause front lines would be the only way to get facts before they are thrown into the garbage filter of Television.
Facebook through others that don't follow the news. All I know is there was a BAD attack in Paris, 150+ dead, ISIS obviously did it even though no one claimed it yet. Obviously someone down the line got the headline off of Facebook because it is on the side in the headlines. And yes they can't just "target" one "mountain" because they are all over the world. But if you target where their leaders are you attack where it hurts. YES, you kill one another steps in. But if you kill enough of the leaders soon down the road they will FEAR taking power because they will know it's certain death for them, and before they can make it a meaningful death by taking innocent people with them.
But the only people in FEAR right now is the people in Paris. I am not calling the cowards or anything. But after 9/11 (my sister died in the buildings) we as a nation took a stance and said no we will not live in fear. We went back to work, back to public places to show these fucks they may take our loved ones, they may knock our buildings but they will not take our freedom and they will not make use afraid to live our lives. But right now in Paris there is absolutely nothing open, everyone is staying home. Is it fear? yes it is. But its a fear of many things, fear more attackers are out there that have not been killed/more attacks coming. If we learned anything from the first time Paris was attacked it was that they can and will attack more than once. So I cannot point the finger and say "People of Paris go on with your lives" because obviously it weighs heavy on them what just happened and what happened last time. No one right now knows if there are more waiting to do more attacks if people do go out and move on with their lives.
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ISIS is surely behind this, and now have said Russia is next with an attack "soon".
Loads of people are going to die if they attack to Russia.
When Putin does a counter-attack.. damn.Yeah if they attack Russia, watch the fuck out. Russia went into Syria for whatever reasons (don't really care) but if they attack Russia. It won't be a pretty sight. They attacked Ukraine, funds rebels there. If Russia is attacked, they won't wait for other countries to team up with them. Hell I won't even put it past them to go nuclear. Bush didn't wait for countries to back him in Iraq, and Russia won't wait to attack who they think did it. Don't say "oh there are things that prevents the use of nukes" but Putin much like Bush does not give a fuck (I love Putin he is a badass) if he uses one and it does the job of scaring these morons, no leader in the world will be able to say "You shouldn't have done that" But sadly if a nuke or nukes are used thousands of innocent people will die. Which leaders won't stand for and could lead to a world war... FUCK now I sound a like a conspiracy theorist... people been saying WW3 is coming for a while now, something I laugh at because those people are scared to leave their houses and can't stop listening to pieces of shit like Alex Jones. But yeah, IF Russia uses nukes it can lead to one, but that is IF they do, and IF they get attacked. I hope the fuck not.
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I ignore all News because of how they bend the news for their own good. I hear the facts and form my own opinion. But this is really fucked, we can't just live in fear of ISIS. These people want us scared and cowering. They should be the ones cowering in their caves as a collation of nations pound the fuck out of their mountain. Make them pray to their god to make them stop ( I do not believe in god, so no that was not an attack on their god specifically) France now is in a state of emergency. They fear more attacks are on the way. That's fear right there, they cannot go on like this. Fear leads to chaos, chaos leads to anarchy. Last time Paris was attacked, there were follow up attacks. So track record shows there maybe another attack or attacks coming. Or they want people to believe one is coming to create more fear, to prevent people from leaving their homes. Fear means they win. The massive and I do mean MASSIVE issue here is that EU countries are easy to attack for these ISIS fucks because the open borders. Easy to get in and out. There maybe 8 confirmed dead terrorist (7 by bomb) but who knows how many got away and now on their way out and back to fuck offy land. I never liked the idea of the EU but this is proof that they need to rethink it's safety.
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Doubt this is Jihadi John related. It's too close to when that happened. This was a well thought out attack that took time to plan. They attacked 5 targets, had bombs and everything. Not something you draw up in a few days. They attacked France and all of freedom because they can and have before. They want to make everyone afraid, if we become afraid and sheltered they win. ISIS is surely behind this, and now have said Russia is next with an attack "soon". It's time we as free people, free nations team up and attack these SOB's. Put our differences aside with the Russians and do this together. Not just USA and Russia but all the big countries and attack them hard in Syria and Iraq and send all the terrorist to their graves. Enough is enough, we let these fucks fester for too long, hoping they would go away but they got out of hand. They not only kill people in the free world but have killed over 100k muslims. We cannot fall into the old "bush belief" after 9/11 that all muslims are bad. Some are horrible people (terrorist) but not all of them are terrorists
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I don't follow the news because I am an ignorant guy, plus all the news is for is to scare you to stay in and watch them. But! I caught this cause of Facebook. 3 separate attacks in Paris tonight at least 153 killed by fucking terrorist! Not going to make racist comments or anything cause we all know in this day and age terrorist can be any skin color. But fuck these ass clowns. Bout time we really do something. Not as a country (USA) but everyone in the world teams up and blows them to hell
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Battle of the shitty teams and I get one point...
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2 goals and a assist? I'll take it
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You should tell him that
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@KingRobbie moscow is interested in you. But he said something that you arent active enough and not much tpe.
What? not active enough? I have 93 TPE I get 10TPE a week.
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Kachur WTF????On another note any interest from teams about me?
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Sir William Covington III, Sask
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Yup! Sir William Covington III is the biggest steal in the draft. Also Ahma is shopping me for picks!
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Not a bad game for me, and I went 13th overall lol
whichever comes first. May have to work Stabby into my Life in Times MS this week
When Putin does a counter-attack.. damn.
Kachur WTF????
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