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liked it here, had fun with the 3-word story. good luck in the future ahma, and hope to see you in chat sometime
Still making me that sig?
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Plus, i'm not ready to abandon my story thread here lol
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Ok, well as I said I can wait. I just fear depending on your return from Bern that that crosses them off the list from teams that can trade for me.
From what I can see there are teams who are in need of a Center.
Alright, as long as they are competing for the cup or the top team (Moscow) I will be happy. But once again take your time bud, maybe I will single handily win you games lol
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Oh you haven't asked teams about me yet?
Not yet, but there's time to do it. The offseason havent even ended yet!
Ok, well as I said I can wait. I just fear depending on your return from Bern that that crosses them off the list from teams that can trade for me.
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Oh you haven't asked teams about me yet?
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Oh wow i'm not part of the trade. I thought Bern wanted me. Guess not
I probably will trade you alone for one 1st round pick or more. That's the plan, so prepare.
To who? any interest in me? Bern right after the draft messaged me asking if I would play for them. That is why I am shocked. So I am guessing they don't want to pay that price. So is there any interest in me at that price? Like I said earlier you don't have to rush trading me, wait till you get what you want
I know, I offered them Killeen, Skovgaard and Truth and they took it.
Didn't really answer if there is interest in me at your asking price
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Oh wow i'm not part of the trade. I thought Bern wanted me. Guess not
I probably will trade you alone for one 1st round pick or more. That's the plan, so prepare.
To who? any interest in me? Bern right after the draft messaged me asking if I would play for them. That is why I am shocked. So I am guessing they don't want to pay that price. So is there any interest in me at that price? Like I said earlier you don't have to rush trading me, wait till you get what you want
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Oh wow i'm not part of the trade. I thought Bern wanted me. Guess not
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Picture this as you may, but this is a story. A story about Sir William Covington III. The only way I know how to tell a story is in film form. So enjoy this script for what it is… A STORY.
EXT-IN THE CLOUDS-DAY
As we fly through the sky a private jet appears as William’s voiceover can be heard
Sir William Covington III
I actually do not mind going to Saskatoon at all, the thing I truly find funny and odd is the fact I dropped to thirteen. It had to be of all people to go at thirteen. Am I superstitious? Fuck no! I just find it funny and odd. All those teams that decided to skip over me obviously listened to me to not draft me or just did not like my attitude. I laugh at that because now Saskatoon has me at a steal. I was their top ranked player, they thought there was no way they would get me but hey here I am heading to Saskatoon. Sadly they have no chance in bloody hell to win anything this season. I have been informed that I will be shopped to get a good return. I respect that and I will wait for a trade. If I have to wait till the deadline so be it
The plane dips below the clouds
EXT-AIRPORT-DAY
The private jet lands at the airport and taxi’s to a point as two black SUV’s roll up and park next to the plane. As the door to the plane comes down. Ahma a man in his 30’s steps out of one of the SUV’s and walks to the plane stairs as Sir William Covington a 16 year old male walks down to him. He looks at Ahma with an odd look on his face as Afma stands there in shorts, t-shirt and sandals.
William
You must be not from here
Ahma
What do you mean?
William
What part of not from here don’t you understand. You must be from some fuckery of a place that has an issue with English and you must drink a shit ton of alcohol
Ahma looks around to make sure any media personnel can hear him
Ahma
I do love Vodka
William smiles widely
William
You won't tell me where you are from... So I will say you are from Vodkaland… On that note, have any?
The two got into a black SUV and were driven away.
INT-STORE-DAY
William walks into a corner store and walks up to the teller
William
Excuse me peasant
Teller
Excuse me?
William grows annoyed
William
Must I talk slow to everyone here? I said excuse me. I am just wondering something and hoping you can help me
Teller
What do you need to know?
William
It’s more like a series of questions. First off where exactly am I?
Teller
Saskatoon
William
Well no shit, but where is the bars, the clubs the sexy ladies, the casinos?
Teller
Sir we are not a big city
William
Well no fucking way buddy! You guys literally have nothing going on here. Its flatter then paper here. Not to mention the atmosphere is fucking fucked like there is nothing to do here
Teller
You can learn how to farm
William
And you can learn how to fuck off, but I don’t see you doing that.
Teller
Sir, if you have nothing important to ask and you are not buying anything then I will be forced to ask you to leave
William slams his fist down on the counter
William
You clearly don’t recognize who I am
William pokes the man in the chest
William
Buddy! Listen here and listen good. I am the rightful King of England and you
William pokes the man again
William
Are just some scumbag piece of trash, you are lower than a peasant. You aren’t good enough to be in my presence.
The teller reaches for something behind the counter
EXT-STREETS-DAY
William rushes out of the bar with his arms raised
William
Okay! Okay! Sheesh no need to lose it
INT-BAR-NIGHT
William kicks open the door of a saloon type bar in Saskatoon and walks in like a cowboy as people turn to look at him
William
Alright! Listen up here bucko…bucko’s? uh…. Fuck it. Give me liquor and give it to me now!
William walks over to a table and sits there looking at his phone while a waitress brings a bottle of liquor to the table for him. She stands there looking at him trying to figure out who he is. William looks up from his phone and over at her
William
Got a problem?
Waitress
No… But I know you from somewhere
William gets excited
William
Oh, you do?
Waitress
Yeah
William
Do I look royal?
She looks at him closely
Waitress
No… not that. Aren’t you that guy from the dump?
William
The dump? Is that a bar?
Waitress
No, like the dump. The place where people dump garbage. You look like the guy there
William
The person who owns it?
Waitress
No, the guy who lives there
William slams his fist down on the table and stands up onto the table
William
Okay that’s fucking it! Listen here assholes. I am Sir Willaim Fucking Convington the rightful King of England
Waitress
Hello Mr. Fucking
William looks down at her as she laughs
William
I demand fucking respect from all of you. I came here to your shitty little town out of the kindness of my heart. I came here so you guys get a royal visit since the current monarch is a fucking cunt. Since I am the rightful King all of you should be kissing my fucking feet. You should be thanking me for playing for your little hockey team. But at every turn people in this shit hole mock me with jokes, guns pulled and no recognition. All you have a fucking issue. When you are in presence of royalty or celebrity you fucking make them feel amazing so they want to come back. But you people just don’t care. I now know why this town is not known. It’s because you people fucking suck!
William sits down and drinks from the bottle straight up. The waitress sits down at the table and looks at him
Waitress
Okay, listen Mr. Trashman. We got off on the wrong foot
William looks at her with an angry look in his eyes
William
Got off on the wrong foot? You continue to mock me. We are still on that wrong foot
Waitress
I am just messing with you. Look… My name Is Sarah and if you give this town a chance you will fall in love with it. It’s not that bad of a place… Not like Bratislava that is
Sarah winks at William who grows angrier
William
Oh! So you do know who I am! FOR FUCKS SAKE!
William stands up to leave but is stopped by a drunk Ahma who walks up to his table with a few other people
Ahma
Calm down Willie boy, meet your team mates and get drunk like a skunk
William looks at Ahma and his team mates then at Sarah
William
How about no! you people are fucked in the head. I will find another bar
William grabs the bottle and storms towards the door
Sarah
William?
Wiliam spins around
William
Yes?
Sarah
Welcome to Saskatoon
William storms out of the bar as Ahma finishes drinking from a bottle
Ahma
Where is he going? This is the only bar in town
Fade to black
Will do this weekly as an episodic thing. Like a “Life in Times of William Covington”
- Ahma and DollarAndADream
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Not your fault bud, you had 2 picks. I am okay if you trade me bud, I am more then happy to be here. But I probably have a high value. I know Bern is very interested in me. But if you don't like what they or teams like Ottawa and Moscow (only other teams I'd like to play for) then hold off till you get what you want. I don't mind at all
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