Gustav

1. Well, I see a bunch of zeros, so not great. I'd told Dok to use me as little as possible though, in favor of our higher-TPE guys, so I can't exactly complain. 2. I'll be honest, I signed here because I thought we could go the distance and I could contribute to that. I guess I was wrong on both counts, but I'm certainly not upset. It was my recreate season; winning a cup would have been kind of cheap for me anyway. 3. I'll be on the TPE grind as usual! I hope I'll have a solid build by the start of next season's sims. 4. I'm headed into the VHLM draft. No idea where I'm going, but that's fine with me. I like surprises. 5. We had a lot of solid talent! As both a player and a member, I think @JigglyGumballs did great. 6. I might have retired Garcia early and created at the start of the season to be in this draft. I can't guarantee that that would be the right move for me, but it was one I was considering and I still wonder whether I should have done that.

This is now the ping @Beaviss thread

I DEMAND GUSTAV WORSHIP (not really vote for someone more deserving pls)

I am legally obligated to ping my resident weeb acquaintance @Sonnet

Eagles a confirmed boomer. I find it easiest to just mute entire servers. Only ones I don't have muted are Davos and the Town of Salem ones--otherwise I'd go insane.

Yeah, games will still be played on the forum. Just that the notification thread you'd get on the forum is now going to be your own private channel in the server formerly known as dead chat. An all-Discord game would be awful, lol. Thanks for the love, though--next game coming whenever I can comfortably accommodate it.

The sun comes up, and at once there are some loud noises coming from the town prison. Yep, you guessed it, the JAILOR is at it again, this time killing @JigglyGumballs... ...the NECROMANCER. Doors open, people come out, discussion ensues, and...everybody left is good. CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WINNERS, THE TOWN AND THE SURVIVOR! Here is a link to the game's spreadsheet, not entirely up-to-date at the moment, though it will be eventually. ...and now for an important update. I begin with a full disclosure of what led me to kill off @MMFLEX, and what said situation has brought about for these games in the future. So, in short, it's become clear that I can no longer trust the forum to reliably get notifications across. Because of this, I have elected to move all notifications to Discord, in a format similar to that of the EFL's games, so that a situation such as this does not happen again. The server which formerly served as dead chat will now serve as the server for the game in general--as well as personal threads on the forum becoming private channels, servers for the Mafia, Coven, Vampires, and Dead have also been centralized into that server in private form. For those in dead chat, stay in dead chat! For those not yet there... HERE IS THE LINK As well as (hopefully) transferring notifications to a more reliable setting, this server will make it more convenient to transfer players between channels like Jail, dead chat, and evil faction servers, as no individual invites will need to be sent or accepted and transfers may occur right at the start of a phase rather than whenever someone happens to click a link. Yes, the game itself will still be played on the forum as per usual--I'm just changing up the notifications bit. Joining the server will be mandatory for all future games. Even if you don't plan on playing, you're still absolutely welcome in it! Yes, I know that some of you would still prefer to receive forum messages. If you feel strongly about wanting to be notified on the forum, taking ownership of all risks involved, contact me--but you will still need to join and remain in the server in the event that you are jailed or placed into an evil faction. Oh yeah, and I do, for the record, admit to having screwed up @rory's Psychic notification on N2. The rules for Any All never said that the moderator couldn't also play as Exe... So, anyway, that's what's going on in future games--I hope to see all of you there! Not sure when the next game will be; I should get a good idea of how much time I'll have in the weeks to come as I have to go learn about this "engineering" thing or something again... Hope you had fun, and see you in dead chat the new game server!

I apologize for giving you SBA flashbacks.

I wouldn't do this during the game, just for the record, but I suppose the following should tell you everything you need to know about that. The town decides to lynch @rory, and a lynch is what they shall have. The rabbit goes around the tree three or four times, jumps into the hole, something like that... ...and the town is now down a PSYCHIC. Time note: tomorrow starting early! Don't plan on submitting anything after you wake up. List of those alive (8):

Two more down! @bigAL was executed by the JAILOR last night. He was the MAFIOSO. @solas fell victim to the NECROMANCER's ghoul. He was a PSYCHIC. Day 6 starts now...what will happen? Note: I'm at work until 10 tonight. Phase change coming after that point. List of those alive (9):

...well, here goes @BarzalGoat. The town starts their voting early, reaches their consensus, and down he goes. He was the MAFIOSO. Night again! List of those alive (11):

sm'ing my h What's wrong with Taro?

Yee

After his latest threat, Gustav wakes up and prepares to kill someone else off. This begins with a loud "TALLY HO LADS" from the town jail, followed by--you guessed it--the sound of a small grapeshot cannon. @Ricer13 has been executed by the JAILOR--he was the POISONER. Oh yeah, and @Corgi34 died from poison. The town is not at all surprised to hear that they've lost a TRAPPER. Day 5 begins now! List of those alive (12): Votes needed today: 7

BOI DO YOU WANT THE YEET HAMMER Stop talking at night people

Good job Malmo! It's a shame this season ended the way it did for Davos but I'm looking forward to what's yet to come. Good luck against Helstinki for @FrostBeard and crew.

ALSO, just another note-- I've heard that the forum isn't acting perfectly and hasn't given notifications for some new messages I've sent. Please, before you say anything tomorrow or in any future day phase in this game, check your inbox to see what I have or have not sent you. This may have significantly affected the proceedings of this game at least once, and I'm hoping that won't happen again.

"I'm not Mafia!" says @JeffD. "I'm not Coven either!" "We need a vote tracker!" says everyone. But shitty mod Gustav is at work and doesn't notice. Oh well, time to kill off Jeff. Sure, he's not Mafia or Coven. He's a JUGGERNAUT. Some notes: -Tomorrow probably starting a bit after 10. I get to sleep in a little bit but I won't be going full Gustav. -It's nighttime! Don't talk in this thread! It's happened twice and if it happens again I might swing the yeet hammer again! List of those alive (14):

A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FALLS FROM THE SKY @MMFLEX has been killed for rule violation--details to come at a later time. He was a JESTER. Carry on.

Gustav rises from the grave. It's time for Day 4! @osens, a purported INVESTIGATOR, died last night at the hands of the MAFIA. Was he really an Investigator? Last will: List of those alive (16): Votes needed today: 9

I've never laughed so hard at anything I've said in my life. I have no reason to get up early tomorrow, which means D4 is starting at the usual "Gustav is asleep" time. Anyway, on to killing off @Mike. He doesn't say much of anything the whole day--doesn't give a role claim and, predictably, the votes keep piling on. His last words before someone kicks out the chair are "I cannot tell a lie." He was the MAFIOSO. As Day 3 comes to a close, everyone hears the sound of rustling paper, coming from seemingly nowhere. It sounds like cards being shuffled, or, perhaps...pages being turned? Yes, the Coven have received the Necronomicon. List of those alive (17):

So I actually don't have to do the thing I thought I was going to have to do, which means I'll keep this open until the usual time for the sake of consistency. Might have to do the thing Friday but I'll let you know then if that's the case.

I was actually starting to do this when you pinged me smh Mike - 11 (chatfan, Ricer, gorlab, Barzy, solas, hatty, flex, osens, Quik, rory, bigAL) Votes needed: 10

So apparently I forgot to mention this, but we kick it off early today. @Devise and @Spartan are both found dead in the town square. Wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, the Navy SEAL copypasta is found written out on a sheet of paper next to them. They were both killed by the VETERAN... @Devise was a SERIAL KILLER and @Spartan was a CONSIGLIERE. Oh, and @Doomsday died too. Killed by the MAFIA, he was the POTION MASTER. Now here's something I will mention--today is ending early, probably around 7:30 EST. Plan accordingly. List of those alive (18):

I guess I'm a bit of a hypocrite to say this as I'm not the most active in the game section, but I do agree on the game thread thing. It's more prevalent in the minors but it's not fun looking at an entire page and seeing 90% of games with no comments.